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Can someone please pinch me? Henry Cavill is so fucking hot I might be dreaming.
Yes, I just came home from seeing 'Immortals' and I loved every second of it! Though I had expected Zack Snyder to be making it; from the producers of '300', there was 3 others from '300' (out of 16) who made it, but nevertheless it was amazing!
And I can not get enough of Henry Cavill's naked torso..... so. much. drool.
Haha, the excited breath I drew when I saw that Henry will be starring in Zack's version of Superman!
Cannot wait for a lot of movies next year! Hunger games, Snow white, superman, Sherlock Holmes!
But gods, I would let Henry just do whatever he fucking pleases with me, he is that hot!
Oh and there's something about him when he looks angered... even hotter. haha

I shall stop now, when I can... okay, it's too late! His body is just so perfectly sculpted I'm gonna die! And his jawbone! Just fuck me now! I don't care that he's 28! It's only 9 years between us!
haha
Alright, I shall stop. He will be my future masturbating fantasy though. Speaking of... I've watched porn. good god men are bad at licking pussy! WHAT THE HELL!
okay that is another topic for another day.

first off, you have to look at #7!!
Hilarious!

secondly I saw Tron Legacy today! Was great!! wooh! Olivia Wilde is hot!
Love love love the light cycle scenes! I remember the light cycle scene from the old movie (I've actually only seen the bike scene from the old movie) and well... shit son! This movie beat the crap out of the old one visual wise! And sound wise! Daft Punk <3
Just go see it :) No need to see the first one.

Also I'm waiting for a reclaim paper about my marvel coloud headphones, they broke after about 5 months (really crappy headphones. Good sound but so fragile. the left phone isn't always working, so I have to wiggle the cord, which in turn have torn it more so now I barely get any sound at all. well spent 500kr (and I could've gotten it cheaper at another place))
And it's taking forever!!!!!! been over a week now! It should only take like 3 days since it ain't international.
If I don't receive anything in another two weeks I'll have to contact them again.
poop.

I just finished watching 'Milk' (2008) and I'm still crying, haha.
30'000 lights. I don't know why but that made me just cry more.
Oh but Emile Hirsch, James Franco, Sean Penn and Diego Luna - all awesome! (and almost all Jewish, Diego makes the exception)
I don't know why I haven't seen this movie earlier! I downloaded it about a year ago when my friend suggested it! (Download first, buy later! This is going up on my list!) and she was right, this is a great movie! I am all for gay rights and I have a few gay friends (and they know how to party!) and it was... I... Fuck stuck up people!
I'm at a loss for words! Just watch it! 10/10!

So today I saw 'Alice in Wonderland' with some people. To be honest, I couldn't really focus on the movie since whom I was seated next to just couldn't stop making annoying noises! For the love of god! If you don't like it, just please, Leave!
So I'd rather see it again and then get a better perspective from it, maybe try it in 3D even.
But what I got from it was somewhat good, all I know is that everything, Everything, is CGI... like damn, even the horses and then I mean ALL the horses. Seriously Tim Burton, where is the last realism. I know it's a acid movie but come on! I know it's harder to use real horses (they get easily scared and can hurt people) but... oh well.
The actors were splendid! I liked the Tweedles the most! they were just goofy!
But in all I would give this an 6/10, it's not the greatest AIW movie (but clearly better than the one made into a series, I got nightmares from that one, goddamn screaming baby getting turned into something else) but still good, mostly because it doesn't follow the original cut.

Saw Sherlock Holmes last Saturday! Fucking awesome movie! I got the bestest of drools! Oooh, fuck me, jews are HAWT!
Robert Downey Jr. in that movie is just... better than in Iron Man! Love his hair, it's just so cute (haha, looks a bit like a guy in my class, I wanna touch that yes!)
Loved how he planned out the fighting in slow-mo and then you got to see it in real time!
Okay, so it's about how Watson and Holmes solve detective work (it's awesome!) and this one dude, lord blackwood (ooh, how I laughed at his name. He is sooo white!), is a dark magician and makes London go 'FUUUUUUCK! We're doomed!' as he rise from the dead.
There's explosions, sexy chicks (though I didn't quite think Rachel McAdams fitted in the movie, she will always be in 'hot chick' playing a dude (I see her as a dude there yes!)), really hot guys (well one) and great plot!
At some points you were completely lost! Like when RDJ was naked and cuffed to the bed and said: The key to my release is under the pillow *lies sexily on his crotch*
I was lost in my own drool, literally!
It's both a girls movie as much as it is a guys movie! so I'll give it a 9/10. (On Somethings I was just: wha?)

Maybe I should stop drooling over really old men... It's getting like a nasty habit. I don't like guys my age... at all!
The experience, the maturity, the beards, the skills (hehe) it is just such a ... turn-on!
But, older dudes have the tendency to uhm... get.. unfit, really quick.
I have to wait 'til I'm 30 to get the men I want, sigh.

So I did see 'Zombie Strippers' (2008) yesterday! I mostly bought the movie because Robert Englund's in it, my sister though reacted that Jenna Jameson was in it (I had no idea who she was) and said: She's the worlds biggest porn star! (now I know what she watches) and she had no idea who Englund was!
But what can I say, it had lots of fucking blood, stripping girls and military people. The military people had terrible acting! it hurt to watch, but the stripping made up for it. I am not kidding when it was an half hour of just strip teases and nothing else! I learned some good moves!
And then oh the blood and gore came on! Some things we're terribly made and some were really good! the head shots were terrible though. I've seen better effects on ShaneDawson on youtube!
The loose plot is scientists make a zombie virus to improve soldiers or some shit and the military comes to eliminate the people that got infected and as a result the newbie gets infected and bites Jenna Jameson at a stripclub (go figure) and so she becomes a badass stripper, more BA than before! And all the guys are like: We only want the Zombie strippers!
And so the owner (Robert Englund) sees the money this could pull in and keeps on, even though she eats some customers.
All in all this movie was kinda bad, not the best acting but I got a good laugh. It is Silly-horror, but it's b-silly-horror. But it was okay, it's a guys movie for sure, but I'll give it a 5/10 since well, the stripping was good!!!!!!


And I also saw 'Happy Feet' (2006) and I adored it! Even if I saw it dubbed my heart just melted when they we're little ('I'm happy daddy!' 'B-but what are you doing with your feet?' 'They're happy too!' AWWWWWWWWWWW!)
Usually I'm not a sucker for those kinda things but it was in the middle of the night and I awed and laughed and I actually wept a little (which is very rare). But it's about emperor penguins and they find their soul mate by singing (some awesome singing there!) and then this one couple get an egg, and when he hatches he starts tapdancing right away! (fucking adorable!) and he can't sing! So this whole movie is about mumbles (which is the songless penguins name) and that the fish is disappearing, so he, since he gets banned from the flock for dancing tries to find out why the fish is gone!
I really liked this movie, it's not just a kids movie, it's for the more understanding as well (haha, kids are stupid!). I cried when he started hallucinating and just became numb, because I've been in such a state myself.
And this idiot said this movie was strange, and he's a douche! This movie gets 9/10, not a full score because the ending... could never happen. (sorry humanity, I don't believe in you)

And last but not least, 'Hostel: part II' (2007). I love both movies but my number one favorite killing is in part 2!
The first girl that dies, I hate her because she's annoying (and has kissed Eli Roth, lucky bitch) and is so... spiritual! Anyways, so part 2 is basically the same as part one just this time it's girls! And one dude that the blond chick hooks up with (dude plays 'Victor Krum' (hp, goblet), which I've said multiple times to my friend but she denies it (Stanislav Lanevski)). These girls are on a class trip thing (study abroad kinda thing) in Rom and the girl model (they're painting) makes them go to Slovakia with her for a spa hostel (haha, not happening, that's not a hostel anymore) and then of course they're sold! And an American dude buys two of these girls, one to give to his pal that turns like 30+ something and so it turns from an awesome trip into a nightmare, for both parts (ooh, intriguing!)
But the first movie is definitely my favorite. Nobody beats Josh. He's just so fucking magnificent! And I like the running and the Asian girl with the eye (they did her eye with help from a condom! I love you extras <3)
But part 2 gets 9.5/10 Axelle was way too hot to go down like that....

While we're on the topic of Hostel, I bought a Hostel toy! (I hate and love myself for it, unnecessary money man)
It's of Paxton in the first movie when he's sporting the helmet and apron and the knife <3 it's in such a detail and it all just went for 35.97$ (around 235kr). The sad thing though is that I won't get it until 'round February :( that's a month from now!!
But just look at this baby! He's about 7 inches tall (17-18cm) and comes with variant parts (I am so hoping he comes with the chainsaw <3)
<3 I had to have him!

So from my small collection I bought I've watched through some of them.

'The Funhouse' (1981) was total crap. Worst actors ever! But the mutated son's face was well made for being 80's!
And I was so excited to see this movie since it supposedly was a ''classic'' and the director's best movie (which made me drop my jaw, he made Poltergeist Waaay better than The Funhouse).
But it's about students sleeping in the funhouse, the carnival's haunted house (with them bad made dolls, haha), and they think it's romantic and shit, but they end up seeing a murder by one of the workers and then a stupid dude steals the money and they get kinda caught and hunted down.
It's a good concept, but it was so fucking terrible acting and you didn't get to see most of the killings. (I would love if Eli Roth did a remake of this movie, but he said he wouldn't.)
And the surviving girl was just... god I wanted her to die! The movie would've been better if she died! Stupid cunt.
hrm, but what I did like about the movie was the CD cover. It was awesome! twas silvery and then there's blood splatter on it! :D It looks sick!
So all in all, crap movie gets 2/10 for good CD cover. (haha)

'P2' (2007) says: Never ever work late on fucking Christmas eve, you'll get kidnapped/killed!
I liked this, it had a new twist about it.
So this girl works late on Christmas eve in the office, when she's ready to go she calls and tells her family she's on the way with the Santa suit and all that jazz.
She then proceeds to the parking garage, where somehow her car is broken down, it's dead as shit.
So she tries going back in to call a cab but it's locked, so she finds the parking guard, he helps her very willingly and even asks if she doesn't wanna celebrate Christmas with him, which she takes as a joke, but ooh is she wrong! The dude seems so fucking nice and he's good looking too! You'd never see it coming that he kidnaps her, chains her to the table and wants her to eat dinner with him! Haha, I laughed at him being so nice and trying to be her friend, as if He was the one with Stockholm Syndrome instead of the victim!
But a very good fucking concept! glad I bought it (worth more than a buck)
It's not a gory movie, it's more of a mind-fuck and nervous-horror. (nervous/stress horror are fucking great because they always get me in a great fucking mood afterwards!)
So all in all, 9/10!

Onward I saw the remake of 'Halloween' from 2007 by Rob Zombie (original 1978) and it started with the kid that calls Hancoock an 'Asshole' with French accent... he's Mikey fucking Myers! And he did it great! It starts with that you get to see why he goes psycho bitch on everything and everyone. His stepdad calls him a fag (I though he was a girl with the clown mask at first actually, he had such a highpitched voice!), boys at his school bullies him, his mom is a stripper, his sister have an ugly ass boyfriend (seriously, he looks like shit), and his 1 year old sister is a screaming lil bitch. He kills them all, except for his mother (who's out working) and little sister because he Likes her!
So he goes to juvenile prison, grows up and never talks again and only makes masks until one day he escapes (cause the guards are fuck bags) and kills everyone, and I mean Everyone! And then he looks for his little sister, who doesn't know who he is and I wanted her to die so badly, she was just so ... she's a cunt.
But otherwise it was good, but the ending was just fucking annoying! I was not cheering on her to survive, I wanted her to die when there was an half hour left of the movie. So that destroyed everything!
And because of that It'll get 5/10, though I liked the slaughter but, she ruined it!

And last but not least, 'Hostel' (2005), twas the 2-disc one <3 hehe, mostly bought it for the shower scene in the extras; naked Eli is Good Eli!
Anyways, I've seen this movie about 4-5 times before, it never gets old! Though when I first saw the Hostel movies people said: It doesn't matter if you see part II before the first one!
I was like cool! So I didn't get shit what was happening in the beginning when that dude was like: oh my god I was in the first movie and made it into the second one!
I shat on the people who said that it didn't matter.
But, oh, Hostel, yes! It's fucking torture porn man! I feel the fucking pain of the people every fucking time! It hurts my ankles, my eye, my thighs and toes! It's just so awesomely made! KNB EFX <3
And the panic in Derek's voice (plays Josh) is so fucking... you seriously feel his panic!
I love Hostel, it almost make me wanna cover my eyes but I don't wanna miss it at the same time, haha.
And I love the connection with the backpackers looking at hookers through the windows, wondering which to buy and fuck and then them being the whores for the business men looking at them and wondering whom to kill.
This movie is definitely a 10/10, the actors are good, the effects are awesome, the concept is god damn great and it's something you have to see!

I'll probably watch 'Zombie Strippers' tomorrow xD Bought it Only because Robert Englund's in it haha, sounds like shit though!

Saw 'Paranormal Activity' (2009) (though made in 2007) this Monday and damn did it suck! Was only the last scene that was actually scary when he flew into the camera and bitched turned into a demon! And I can't believe everybody in the cinema screamed at tiny things! For the love of shit! It wasn't scary, I was sitting there laughing because it was so pathetic!
Yeah, I don't like Paranormal movies since I don't believe in such things and most of those movies are just crap. I'd rather see 'Poltergeist 2' than Paranormal shittyface again! Not worth the money.





Also, it's Christmas! I got Inglourious Basterds on DVD :D And Dad got it on Bluray :P I also got 2 books, a baking book (I already had), a shirt, some baking forms and me iPod :3
Me likey!
Though I'm sick so that's a down part on it. Been walking around and sniffling all over the place.
Well Merry Christmas!

I've gone through strong on my Horror Week!
Been watching at least one horror flick everyday the past week. (I saw 2 movies that weren't scary movies thought, but on those days I watched other scary flicks as well)

So today I've seen 'The Haunting in Connecticut' (2009), pretty good in my opinion, couldn't watch it without having my door open, but towards the end it got a little boring and long. One Hide-and-seek game is way too many in a movie and TWO games are like a bullet to your brain! By that second game the scare was lost and you saw everything coming so, yeah. And apparently it's based on a true story from a nut-job family that probably wanted cash. Who in the fuck believes in such a story? and besides every family members story was different, so most things are actually made up. Way to go.
But it's a good scare all the way through if you're easily scared and don't see shit coming.
But good actors, and the son is hot so that's a plus! So for all that it gets a 6.5/10, deliberately good.

And last and very least 'Wrong Turn' (2003). Not way good actors (well, Eliza Dushku is good, but moans too much. It's not a porno!) and kind of an already well outplayed plot. 'The Hills Have Eyes' is way better when it comes to deformation-horror. In 'Wrong Turn', a guy is going to a meeting, and he can't afford a plane ticket so he takes the car and somewhere on the road there's like a gas leak. So he takes another way, or tries to. Then he meets 5 other people. And they start the search for a phone, since Chris (meeting-guy) drove into their flat-tired car.
And then they kinda die. I was waiting for when Clari (or wtf her name was) died, bitch was annoying! Damn, he died so you could keep on living but no, all you do is cry. Where's the survival instinct? If I'd been there I'd yell 'FUCK YOU, I'M NOT DYING' while running for my fucking life leaving her behind on that fallen tree bawling her eyes out. So yeah, not the greatest movie. gets a good 4/10 and a good 4 since bitch died! Moaha!

I'm working til Christmas, so I won't be very active since all I'll do is work and sleep.

Worth every fucking penny... wait... I saw it for free! hehe!
But okay, the plot! So the military goes to planet Pandora to get some expensive rock like... uranium or some shit (I couldn't care less, but it was worth 20mil dollars per kilo), but on that planet lives the Na'vi people and some other freaking cool animals (like Thanators and Ikras) and to get that highly wanted stone they have to chase away the Na'vi from their home. And the military are bitches!
And so Jake (the wheelchair dude) get the mission of trying to talk the Na'vi into move somewhere else, in which he fails and everything gets fripping amazing :D

And I also saw 'The Last House on The Left' (2009) and what can I say.. It was more like a thriller to me, but I winced when they were fighting in the kitchen with hot guy (he was hot!). And I couldn't understand Paige's behavior when hot guy was like all over her, I would be down on my knees if that guy would be like: oh yeah, I like you!
Fuck, I need to get laid!
uh, anyways, so this movie is about a dude that's been in prison that gets saved by his friends, and so he takes his son to a motel. and that kid offers these two girls some pot! GREAT PLOT! ... Even though I can actually see this play out cause lets face it, American girls aren't that smart and do anything for pot. So it is kind of a smart plot move there Wes. And apperently it's somewhat based of a ... Swedish ''poem'' where 3 people kill two daughters and sells the clothes to their mother and then the father kills them (and so it almost plays out in the movie, except for clothes they ask to stay in their house)
But yeah, it's not too slow in movement, just somethings made me wanna snore.
But all-in-all I'll give it a 5/10

Mmm, watched two movies, or Two in one: Grindhouse (2007), it consists of Death Proof and Planet Terror.
But I guess you can call it two movies since they're both almost 2 hours long!


So 'Death Proof' is about this dude with a car that's death proof.. well... ehh... Kinda. He's in the movie like 30 min, he other 1½ he's not there xD Not the greatest movie ever made by Quentin Tarantino, but I expected it to be crappy by all the comments it gotten.
So Death proof wasn't all that fantastic, but I liked that Omar Doom and Eli Roth were in it! Especially Omar, he is Damn cute beggin' and whinin' <3 ''I wanna make-ooout'' hells yes, come on over here!
To have Eli and Omar in the same room would be like Heaven! What would be cloud seven though is if the foreplay was them making out, me watching and then after a heavy session of that I'd get in play too! uuh, that wasn't supposed to get in the review... hum, soo! since Eli and Doom was in it, it'll get 5/10


'Planet Terror', now this was hilarious! I thought it was freaking sweet! It was just splashing all over! It was like... Evil Dead 2, it was just so ridiculous it became funny! And I loved it! I love those Silly-horror slashers! Hearts on that!
But on to the plot! It's about something military, and a gas that make people rot on the spot and they kinda become zombies!!!! That's the storyline. I have nothing to say just: See it! Don't take it to seriously, it's nothing scary really! If you're like me you'll laugh!
This'll get 8/10 I like it x)

I'm holding my promise to myself! Going strong on the movies!

So now I'm watching 'The Hitch-Hiker' (1953), not a horror movie, but I gave it a shot since I'd already got it. It's a film noir movie, what I would like to call crappy drama with slight thriller induced.
I guess it's okay, but not my style. Black and white movie's never been my thing, never seen a Hitchcock film, it's that bad.
If ya like 'em black-white and no happenings and a short film, then it's for you. otherwise it's just.. meh.
But it was about a hitch-hiker killing the people he hitched a ride with.
And all the action happened when there was 1 minute left of the movie. yay.



The Midnight Meat Train (2008) twas a fairly good movie, but the ending... naaaah, at first the movie was actually believable, I started to think that I never wanted to ride the train from a party Again, but the ending made me go: peesh, I'll ride that train, that'll never happen, you Japanese fuckers, make 'em 'Samara' horror instead.
Yeah, it was directed by.. katesuy? wait, gotta check that, sorry it's: Ryuhei Kitamura, sorry me memory died on me (whose wouldn't on that name?), but yeah, it's definitely watchable, good specials and schtuff, dude from 'Hostel II' (2007) is in it, who gets his balls eaten. And that football hooligan from 'Eurotrip' (2004) is the killer! (you get to know it right away anyways) And it's really hard picturing HIM as a horror actor! He's a drama or comedic actor! Not horror, though he was really good, mostly because he's so buff! like, bull-buff ._. wouldn't wanna meet him!
But this movie gets a 7/10, mostly for good actors, the losing points comes from the ending with the creatures taken from 'Creep' (2004), it just ruined everything!

Tomorrow I'm not sure I'll get the chance to see a movie, since I have a concert to play at in church. Have to be there 2 hours before it starts. bugger. if I get the chance I'll probably see... Quarantine (2008) or Red Sands (2009)

Or rather Eli Roth. Goddamn, hot piece of meat! But he's old meat :( wish I was born earlier! DAMN YOU WORLD!
All the hot guys are old! boys my age are immature and don't like stuff I do.
Gimme that horror director and a fucking blood bath! Grr!
There's a shower scene on YT and I thank the lord for that mirror! But bash the camera man for standing way off and his aim is really bad!

blargh, also I just saw Cannibal Holocaust. Sucked ASS! Sorry, but it's supposed to be a horror flick. nuh-uh, not in my book. The only scary was... I had to fast forward everything so at least something happened!!!!
They raped.. gotta count... I think 3-4 girls (one with a stick) and then they killed uh.. like fiftyeleven people!? I lost count (those were staged) and then they killed 2 monkeys, 1 pig and a turtle (I like tortles), and those killings were real, but I didn't see the bad thing in that (every PETA dude goes: BASTERDS!! U KILLIUN ANIMULS TAH SURVIVE) but it looked really disgusting when they removed the shell from the turtle, looked like an raw egg... everything was just.. sliming around.
Not a movie I really recommend, it's ''soft'' snuff, not great actors and the concept is kinda shitty.
and it's way worse than most 80's movies.
Rent The Grinch instead, just as crappy.