Frustration

You know when you're so sexually frustrated you get really turned on by a video game character? Yeah.
It's that bad.

Ever since I started playing Assassin's Creed 2 I've been getting more and more frustrated. Ezio Auditore da Firenze is such a fucking ladies man that I'm drooling.

and in a few hours I will be on a plane heading to Egypt. We'll see if I'll get some Egyptian dick whilst there ;)
WHAT!? I need to broaden my [sexual] horizons. hehehehehe. Not really though.

Anyways, I'm staying up until we're leaving (which is like another 4 hours so not that long). the plane leaves at 7 AM.

I'm gonna go check if I can steal the Xbox from my sleeping brother now. I'm having some abstinence problems from not playing AC all day.
2012-01-17 @ 00:46:00 Permalink Allmänt Kommentarer (0) Trackbacks ()

Happy New Year

Happy new year bitches!

I went to this party where I knew the host.
They have an indoor pool, a pool table and a big ass balcony.
rich ass motherfuckers
And, they had 2 corn snakes <3 and I played with the bigger one. I want it! I'm gonna get one and a dog when I move out.
but anyways, after the clock hit 12 I went into the pool with 3 others.
My friend said that her mom would pick us up in 20 min. So when I got dressed I had to fucking listen to two other fucks fuck in the shower while I got dressed. I FUCKING PANICKED!
 
And when I was about to step out of the door a guy grabs (really cute) and starts hitting on me. I would've stayed if I had the time but I didn't so I had to ditch him.
BUT
All in all a really great new years party!
2012-01-02 @ 01:06:00 Permalink Allmänt Kommentarer (1) Trackbacks ()