31st may

wow, one year ago I lost my virginity. at like 1 in the morning and I was so drunk I couldn't feel shit, haha, I faked it!
this day... I bought stuff for my hair for prom... and my mom tried to set it up... I want extensions man, it would look so more effing cool!
Tomorrow I will just waltz through school. No srsly, we have dance tomorrow!
I cannot dance... And it's not like anyone will actually ask me up to dance anyways haha.

hehe, I made the cutest cupcakes today, they didn't taste as great though HAHA! I'd put a strawberry in the middle of every muffin and when strawberries go in the oven they turn very soggy and very tasteless, I knew it even before I put them in the oven but I couldn't care less, heh, but they sound yummie, like damn!
My description: Vanilla cupcakes with a strawberryheart. Chocolate frosting topped with a strawberry.
And it looks delicous too!

I am a great deceiver >:)
I could sell these for a high price MOAHAHAHAAA!!

I love you, Man

Saw that movie today and it killed!! It was so great and with so many great actors; ANDY!!! MARSHALL (Jason segel)
hehe! Andy played Pete's brother, robbie, that was gay... hehe
But it's a movie that is totaly awesome and you should deff see it! it premiered yesterday and me and my friend were almost the only ones in the saloon... hehe, people were mocking the mogs laugh, HAHAHA!

Also, I just got home,chillaxed wih the cool crew, no alcohol, and now I'm scmhungry!

Always look on the bright side of life

So that song is so amazingly awesome and so fripping true it hurts !

hehe, I bought a cherry-dress today... it's very... my stylish I guess... even if it's a dress, haha!

Also, 'I Love You, Man' premiered today and I HAVE to see it tomorrowz, someone have to go with me or I by god I will drag you by your hair!!!.... ehm, yeah

I got schvanged today...

purr

This day was just plain strange!
''5'' guys broke a toilet and have to pay approx. 15'000 for it, and people have stareted a fundation! And ofc I gotta give some money! Becuase I know these guys, and even though they are total idiots for actually accidently breaking a fucking toilet... in the heat of a nipple twist war things can get kinda rough (hehe)
But what actually bugged me some was that people were complaining that people had started this fundation and said that they have only themselves to blame (which they do) and should pay it all without help.
Which is kinda idiotic, don't you think that you should help a friend in need?
after seeing the faces of the guys that'd done the ''deed'' it was not funny at all anymore, when it was such a big sum.
But okay I'm getting too serious, but still, what I'm saying is that a friend shouldn't go through their problems all by themselves, it's not good for you, I'm one to know.

In home economics today, things sooo got out of hand. I, being my perverted self, touched everything my hands came over.
And sweetiest kitteh were playing with the cable and stealing the towel, so in need of a towel with wet hands the cable took ahold of my apron and in the mean time accidently getting my skirt in his grip and he lifted... up... and didn't stop and by god we fucked on the work bench- or so my mind kept playing the scenario, but as soon as he noticed he lifted my skirt he dropped it and said sorry over and over, it was funny !
But I'm actually a little ashamed at how easily I can get turned on these days, it's not even a little funny, but what's funny though is that the cable have gone from completly holy-dolly to a little perverted, and he doesn't get shocked at sexual attempts and jokes (haha)
But yeah, just the towel thing was starting everything up in the kitchen and hell broke lose and it was like a sexescapade!
(and yes I'm overexaggerating A LOT!)

Christ....Ian.!?

My mom have upgraded my status into a Stalker.... I now know Ice Cream guy's Name and cellphone number...
It was more exciting not knowing, but his name is pretty hott >:)
And my mom also said: I wanna give you away, you know, in marriage, to ice cream guy
and he only comes once every week, and not every wendnesday at 19.50...
anyways, I'm gonna try and bust myself into a pact, because darn is it water proofed and it've worked! haha!
London in a week baby!

Pizza whut!?

hehe, found shoes today! they're goldish! :D
and I had dinner at Pizza hut and who doesn't come trotting on the street but... Ice-Cream-Guy! :D and he just have to stop at my window >:D And I had a gooooood look, oh yes.

"We are the knights who say.... NI!"

Monty Python, they're the bestests of the best :'D
Though I like Life of Brian more, but The Holy Graal is great too :3
and Meaning of Life ... hehe.
Well I could ramble up everything they've done but it would take way too long..

on other notes, I'm going to see Green Day in October :D payed for the ticket today and now I have to go and find shoes for my prom dress which is shitass hard since they have to be the exact same green as the dress.... which is impossible to find -.-
And I can't fix a hairdo for prom either since my hair is so short.... poop

Saturday

I went to a couple's party, or at least it felt like it, haha.
I was the only single girl there, and everywhere you went there were couples making out.
But nontheless I managed to have a good time and I has a sore stomach from laughing too much with a ''forest'' on me yesterday!
Also, it kinda sucks that I'm the only one that lives where I do so I have to take the train alone everytime while everybody else takes their bicycles down the same route >:
haha, it would be kinda awesome if that particulry forest lived with me! (Don't know how many times we've talked about it now)

Friday, birthdayswing

So friday... it was like everyother birthday party with the nerdherd.
We had somewhat of 5-game challenge, which my team lost badly, since my team had a bunch of (SUCKY) cheaters (haha)
And then the great idea of skipping some rope came along, and I ruled (moaha) for a while but then I decided to sit down on a wodden shit swing (that I'd been on a few hours before) and I was swinging, not too high not too fast- and then it broke.
I fell Hard on the back of my head. And I have a nice small gash on my rightankle and a 'nike'-shaped bruise on my left shin.
And people couldn't stop laughing, so I stuffed me face wiff cake

Twist twist!

haha, yesterday was hell!!
We played twsiter all night! Advice: Warm up before you play twister! Because darn, I've stretched parts of my body I've never thought were possible and it hurts!
And I really fought to win!! I even fought so hard I fell into a book shelf and hurt my back and elbow! SO WORTH IT!
And I even broke the playing field, the little paper carpet was so small (and from Mc Donald's) and so I kinda slipped and it was like a battlefield!!!  there was blood.
And we had to tejp it together and to the floor...

But today I am going to a birthday party, and I have to buy TWO gifts becuase there's two people birthdaying! and I don't have any money... but the 25th, damn will I be a little rich :D I will get the pay check from easter!!! 4000 kr and I shall save some of that money for London and about 500 is going to the GD concert and hopefully there will be tickets left for Metal town!

Beard face

Felt so nice to sleep longer than usual today. Skipped school and said I was sick
Though we don't have school tomorrow nor the day after tomorrow.

hehe, bought ice cream today too... By 'ice-cream-guy', though my friend and my mom were both watching and he seemed kinda.. weirded out xD I wonder why!? Was it because we were watching him get out of the truck and squeeling at the same time which made him look up to our balcony!? Or the fact that we were running around like crazy in the apartment screaming for money !?
Naaah, must've been something else.

Oh and I'm searching for partey! I wanna party real bad, but there's nowhere to be :(
gief partey

Dead Until Dark


This book, vampiric as it is in it's full-blooded glory, kind of surprised me today.
I'm on chapter 6 and there was a major sex scene... with the human and the vampire, Sookie and Bill, and while I read it on the train to school I kinda felt uncomfy because yeah well... it's sex... hehe.. and I had to interrupt the reading because it was getting kinda hard reading it on a train full of people... cough
So I finished the sex scene in school instead :D
And my friend, the holy-dolly-virgin ''sweetiest kitty'' wanted to know what I was reading and she got veeeeeeeeeery excited when I told her there was a sex scene... and she stole my book... just to read the sex part.... Which was strange because whenever I talk about sex she... well, she reacts the complete opposite (is fun :D)
Is the kitten ready for the crookedyfarts big juicy crookedness!?

Cliché morons



so this video is kinda pretty awesome, even though the girl to the left reminds of a girl in school coughcough
but seriously, pregnant women are like that, and I will sure as hell never ever get preganant (maybe by mistake but, ehm..abort abort!!!)

kempe!

Sweet mother of holy ESTOCOLMO!! I am back!
Umeå ruled man!!! :D 07-01 in my <3 for real!! The guy that worked there, YUM!!
And all the swimmer boys! I must have drooled enough for a whole pool!!
Also, my competing time haven't changed at ALL!! And I haven't swimmed for about a year!! Moahah!! I has still the swimming skillz! >:D heh, maybe if I were still swimming  I would be more like 1337!!!! eliiiiite!!

I have a real dumbass quote from my friend too that went with us on the 'trip':
"The seagulls are vegetarians, they don't eat grapes!"
Yeah, he's not the smartest kid I know... maybe more like the dumbest, hah!

But damn is it good to be back!! I've missed Stockholm! Umeå was just so... ehm... empty... No cars, just a lot of bicycles!

BUBBLEBEAM!!

I is going soon!! I has packed one suitcase!! I have a... sleepingbag.... which feels kind of... not fun :(
final thing I need is candy :D

where's da soap!?

awwwh, darn, I've cummed to realise I have kinde lost some readers... but who gives a crap!? :D
Heh, I have this guy hitting on me (which is kinda fun) and I think he's hitting on my friend at the same time... or he started pretend hitting on her to get to me.... which sound more bizarre than hitting on both of us...
But it's maybe just my mind making things up... still fun, nontheless :D Oh, and yeah he is hitting on both!

Tomorrow begins the trip to Umeå, and I will not have acces to a computer since I will hopefully be in someone elses bed instead of the floor we're supposed to sleep on meow >:

Caught Off Guard While You’re Hard

I'm in a tough situation.. I feel so much like crap right now because I can't breath and the air tastes like poop.
But that's not it, I don't know if I should watch another pokémon movie, watchmen or another movie.
But I'm almost too tired to do any of 'em!
Dilemma!!!

tomorrow I has to swim and if I don't I will fail P.E and yeah... don't want that, and this weekend I'm going to Umeå ... for a swimming race... I will be dead by monday


well, I have decied, pokémon it is

brown underwear hides brown stains

such a true statement!
check this awesome website out ! haha, my brother gave it to me and I am really laughing my ass off and it is so edging my hormones down to Zero xD

ring ring

I am disgracefully, utterly, compeletly and outrageously Horny...
It is almost like I'm living a celibat life. And it is really ... annoying
But the hard thing nowadays is that you have to get to know a person before you have sex with them because maybe they will kill you or gangbang you.
What happened to society that made it so deliberately sick that you just can't have casual sex with a stranger with out getting the freaky idea that maybe you should kill that stranger.... just because.
My bell is ringing like a maniac and it needs to be stilled!
Dammit!! It is unhealthy to not get laid!!!
It is time to call the konsum boy and to find the guy that's been in jail for drug dealing.
Maybe at the same time....
Why is it easier hitting on older guys than guys in your own age??
16 year old boys don't know that all a girl sometime wants.. is just plain ol' sex.

hehe, this is not me brains talking

Blue paper up ur nose

I hate hospitals and my cousin scared the crap out of me when she tells me she's at one.
I've been to hopsitals too many times and just setting my foot in one makes me wanna hurl. I've never been so sick that I've needed to go to one but people I know have, last year I visited the shit about 2-3 times.
But the bitch 'just' had Sinusitis (an inflammation in ur nose an eyes) and now she has two small blue tissues up her nose, wich makes me laugh and hopefully she will leave that godforsaken place soon!

Enough about hositals, yesterday I went barbequeing with my longterm friends and met people I hadn't seen for a long time.
afterwards we went and played 'Sing It High School Musical'....  It was horrible... I got pwnd... hard.

Also, I am sick... I really feel like crap so today I will just watch some movies... with téa =(

We all float down here... hehe (flodflod/riverriver)

So today, or more like yesterday (since it's saturday nao), I saw 'Harold and Kumar Go To White Castle'. Gotta admit it was an awesome movie!! Though Pineapple Express is better, even if they didn't have an 'flying' cheetah.
And a few seconds ago I watched tha second part of 'It'. Can't belive how bad the effects were in like '90, haha, it's horrible! the book is so much better but darn is it sometimes boring!! It's 1189 fucking pages and the print is like size... 10! (I estimate this size to aboat... 12 so yeah.... hope u got the picture there...)

haha, also had nationell test today... in spanish... oralwise (hehe).... well at least me and my partner weren't worse... just second worse xD
I cannot speak  spanish dude, it just doesn't.... BAH, Work! Though My partner, the... the... ehm... wow, there is no nickname for him... well w/e, my partner ruled... over me.. kinda. It will be because of him if we actually succeed in getting an G... minus... at least! I hope we won't get an IG... no funny ...

I have to sleep nao... Think I'm gonna look for a dress... to prom... I don't wanna goooooooooooooooo... and the fucktards that are arranging it have set the most stupidest date for the 'pay date'... the 18th... I have no money... and I get my pay the 23rd... like everybody fucking else here in Sweden... and they said 'yeah well we all pay for it ourselves, not our parents'
Who gives a crap if not your dad is paying?? And it will probably actually BE your sweetiest daddy that pays for it anyways! and the question was WHY didn't you set the date Closer to when everyone gets their salary and childsupport!??? in the middle of the month NO one has cash!!
I HAVE to sleep now, I'm geting to... psyched about this... Growl

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I have some sort of a guiter concert that I HAVE to attend and on top of it I have homeworkl that I haven't even started on that should be in... tomorrow... and I probably won't have time to do it... because I'm waaaaaay too lazy ! :D

heh, I kinda scratched on my scar, from when I fell, on my knee... and it started to bleed... and it's bleeding through my pants...... heh

bzzzzzzzz

I has new computer (no, not a new screen you fucktard! You know the big black box under your little desk!) and it's buzzing like your mom on ritalin!
But darn is it faster than the last one :D though all my saved pokeman adventures (Team Awesome </3) are gone >: nao I has to play it all over again D: gief DS and the whole Watchmen comic!!
Wow.... even my desk is vibrating... that is one hell of a fan...

And yeah, my head didn't implode at the oral test... it imploded on the C part... Fail here I cum!

take a chillpill bro

today a chillin' day yo!!
Hung out @ wayne's yeah!
haha, I'm just fooling, but went to wayne's and took a mocha frappucino... I almost expolded. There was A LOT of cream on that shit and I got bloated .. fast!
Though I ate a toast later hehe.

Have national test tomorrow in maths.... I will so not rule since it's a writing part on 100 min and then... the oral test... Though I'm good with my mouth in other oralwise matters (hehe)... but in maths... nu-uh! Won't work. I will screw up so badly my head will IMplode!!

And I am madly in love with 4 t-shirts!
Last one is epic! <3

coff-oh shit

When you drink approximately three cups of coffee every morning you get the very strong urge to take a shit... and nothing can stop it... it's not fun...

Ride me like a pony!

I have the stench of horse in my nostrils!! I went horse riding today!!! On Iceland horses! :D
Looooong time ago! My ass hurts so bad since I've become so skinny and have no ass fat over the last 2 years I didn't ride... horses... so uhh... I lost myself there...
anyways, there was this retarded kid wth us on the little ride out in the forest. She was so fricking annoying!!! I don't like retardationated kids! SHE DROOLED!!! And talked all the time and screamed !!!
Gawd I wanted to flunch here in the head!.... with my horse!!!
haaaah, but she didn't get to gallop moahaha! Hadn't done that in a while and I didn't fall off :D
hehe I ruled.

Also, saw X-Men Origins: Wolverine today :D ... was actually not That great... Thought it would be longer and just a little more awesomer!!! It ended waaaay to early!
But yeah, it was good nontheless. Great action.... but his adamant claws.... they were so poorly made it looked like a kid had done it in photoshop!! They could've spend just a liiiiiittle more money on the adamant than all the fucking explosions!! jesus, they were better made in the first X-Men movie for crying out loud!!! And that was like what? 9 years ago!?
The technology hasn't improved ... with adamant... though his bone claws were terrific! They had been made by someone far better than that stupid ps kid.
heh, I liked Wade.... when he was able to talk... a lot... alot!

YESTERDAY!!

I furgot! in ze last minute I got plans last night! But there was no fire so we went to somone and partied sum!
And dis summer I want to rent a goddamn fucking cabin while living with the sperm (you know who you are ;D) and party every single day!! (well, maybe not every day, let's not get alcoholics!)
It's dream... that'll probably never cum true... maybe in a few years but not diz summer >:

puzzle

yesterday... to summarize it... My hat is pretty much destoryed, my drumsticks for gh are gone, some of mah pokemons are broken, some curtains have fallen down, I have leftover cake and the floors are sticky.. oh and I earned 48 kr (y)
I have though a lot of faggish videos of guys doing... strange things.
Everybody made out with everyone.
I apperently twitch in my sleep according to a fish and my whiteboard is full of spanish messages... that I will never ever understand, because it's written very... haphazardly.
My guitar Bob was loved and almost stolen (haha) and someone thought it would be a good idea to burn a straw and drop the melting goo on the balcony table... I guess that's it :D
I will never ever have a party here again! word!

And right now I'm doing some crossword puzzles !!!