Duuude

Sorry I haven't blogged in a while (like a WEEK!)! But I've been busy (not really... I got an iPhone and that is that... it takes up my free time <3).
But yesterday I went to a party with bro and buffalo and I scored! Again! And fuck was he BIG! Seriously! I had troubles! And thus I can't use my nether regions properly. But it was awesome! He was real cute and we laughed our asses off.
He even answered the phone while we were at it. It was his dad. And he kept on going. I thought I was going to die, from keeping my laughter in. It was hilarious. And he didn't make it obvious he was having sex. ''Hi dad. No, mom said I could stay out longer! Okay dad, I'm coming soon'' Oh, sentences with two meanings. I couldn't have had a greater time! Haha!
Maybe if we're both in a good mood we could do it again sometime, but with more sobriety haha :D


I'm awesome.-

Flying High In My Superman Socks!

I want a pair of superman socks now. Damn Nice Peter!

lol, I'm slowly getting comfortable with my iPhone (I still feel like a noob. I have a lot of apps though haha!)
All I do is play with my apps till the batteries run out and watch videos of Toby Turner (I'm sick dammit! I have nothing to do!) because he rolls my ball.
And coffee is the number one cure for all sickness. I've learned that whenever I start getting back my coffee abstinences I am getting better (it is a horrible way of knowing, but, meh)

Also, I've checked up on trips to Amsterdam (I watched Eurotrip today. I want to go NOW) and it is actually pretty cheap. Almost as cheap as going to Gothenburg. Though I shall wait two years before I go out on that big of a journey. I also need to save up money for such a trip. And I want to go to Los Angeles (but that is sickly expensive).
Hopefully I'll get some people to tag along after graduation.

Prankhouse

If you don't know what prankhouse is you should go check it out!
But I love it! It's like Big Brother but with Youtubers and they prank each other all day! And you can also shot them with paintball guns and other stuff. A Reality Video Game.
BUT! The downside is that it's aired live (downside for me in Europe/Sweden) so I can rarely watch it live, but luckily a bunch of the youtubers staying at prankhouse have flipcams with them so I can watch it later on their channels ;)
Which I just did and oh man it made me think of our bakery classes at school! Whenever our teacher leaves to do something else (haha, she's not all too bright) we have our own prankhouse without the cameras haha.
So my classmate came with the brilliant idea that we should have a class blog and take pictures of our baking classes and put up our recipes! (though I think we should just film it all and then chop it down, since the class is 5 hours long)
It would be hilarious!
And now that I have an iPhone 4 I will gladly take pictures whenever our teacher leaves for our mischiefs MOAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

Sincerely Your Mom

Mobile Madness!

So we have (well actually had, I'm just very late... as usual) an assignment in English.
We are supposed to write something about mobile phones with the topic 'would you want to read a book on your phone?' or 'have your phone started ringing at the wrong time?' (yes they're lame. my teacher is lame. We still haven't tried firing him yet... we procrastinate... a lot...)
So I've chosen 'books on your phone' (seriously, my title is way better than his!)
and so far I've written this:

"Would I want to be able to read a book on my phone? As a matter of fact I Can! With my iPhone 4 I can do whatever the fuck I want! I CAN RULE THE FUCKING WORLD IF I WANTED TO!

Yeah-hehe-hee!

I’m awesome!"

 

I am so fucking mature! (oh btw I bought an iPhone 4 last Thursday)