Majestic Eagle

Okay, I am definitely falling for him. It feels so weird. Getting butterflies in your stomach from a guy you've never met.
we talked for almost 7 hours last night.
And, well I'll give you a little taste of it. I save all of his stories haha. They're too good not to!

"So if I ever had the chance, I would take you down to one of the beaches just down the road from me

Probably late one night like this where we wouldn’t have any prying eyes

Bring some classy stuff with us like a towel, an ice bucket and champagne

we'd get down to the beach, just the two of us and get close enough to the waves to hear them crashing down pretty hard but far enough away to stay dry"

 

That's all you get because after that it gets pretty damn intense, and I've promised not to publish what he's written haha. I'll keep all of these stories to myself. They're really... Every time I read them my whole body quivers.

Never have someone made me feel like this.

I know I'm only 19 but this is amazing.

I'm not thinking of moving there anytime soon or maybe ever (though that thought has struck me) but.. I have to fly there. It isn't that expensive actaully.

 

Anyways, I should finish this Tutorial of LoL and then head to the gym, I've eaten so much shit today it's not even funny!


grapes

Can you really fall in love with someone you've never met? I think so.
This Josh fellow is just.. I've got no words. It's almost 6 AM and we've been talking for about 4 hours straight.
We're now friends on facebook and he's able to please from across the world! Jesus fucking Christ!
I've never wanted anyone this much in my entire life.
And I'm not just talking about sex here, I want him. I think he may feel the same, but I'm not sure.
Telling him all this would probably chase him away so I couldn't ask haha.
But I really think that I'm genuinely falling for this guy. This guy that I've never met.
We've been... very intimate to put it that way (no pictures haha!) and I'd love for him to do all those things to me in real life.

uhm, I'm getting carried away. Anyways. I should keep talking to him haha

Birdman

So you know that awesome guy I was talking about before? Yeah, he's even more awesome.
I've got to go to Florida. No question about it.
To me he's fucking amazing. Can't even explain it. All I know is that I want to fuck his brains out.
He's just so funny and his story telling; Fucking amazing! I'm in love with the way he writes! If he wasn't so busy designing wind farms he could be an exceptional writer. I for one would buy his books. He has so many good stories to tell. Mostly because he's been to college, and we all know that all the crazy shit happens in college haha!
And the man knows how to instantly get me ... a little hot. I had troubles containing myself last night when we wrote.
But this is the type of guy that I want!
Someone who can let loose, isn't a total fucking wuss and loves the first Star Wars movies!
Speaking of Star Wars I'm getting all of the SW blurays soon! It's almost September! I'm so excited haha!

Oh oh oh, I actually know his name now, haha. Instead of just calling him Birdman (which actually is his nickname haha) I now know what his actual name is. It's Josh.
I love that name. Though I also call him Caption Planet because of what he works with.
He's such a nerd but at the same time he's a total jock! And he does it so well haha! I think he's the only guy who can make such a thing work.

Gosh, I could go on forever about this guy! But I doubt I'll get the chance to talk to him tonight though. It is Friday after all. Maybe on Saturday. He's not working on Saturdays and Sundays so.
Anyways! Bye haha

I am Dave! Yognaught

And I have the balls!

It is all because of that damn Simon and Lewis from the Yogscast and their stupid YoGPoD on iTunes that I signed up on OkCupid. hahaha!
I just had to check it out, and it is fantastic! It's a free online dating service and I've met one fripping awesome guy originally from New York, but he now lives in Florida.
I was honest on my profile and what spiked his interest was the fact that I have a Leia slave outfit hahaha!
And we got to talking about Star Wars and then Halloween and then House and he is just awesome so far.
I actually doubt though that it'll get any further than us becoming like Internet pals, even though he's just great.
But I am planning on going to the US in April so maybe ;)

haha, but it's just for fun. I got one guys phone number though, but I won't really use it haha.
Honestly, dating services are a little fishy :P

Burger!

So I did go out yesterday, with my sister and her friend: Big tits (seriously, she has really big tits).
We ate crayfish for dinner, then went to the Antelope bar (well, actually, it's the home of Rob, but he had a bar and an antelope on the wall) and hung out with the three guys living there. I think we stayed there for around 3 hours or so before heading out. And damn I clung to Rob and he didn't seem to mind at all, he kind of clung back haha!
And big tits told me he had a girlfriend a little later! Which shocked me so I stopped clinging haha. But he kept on insisting to come to me and cling.
Okay, Jesus fuck, now the word 'cling' is being overused !
But anyways, when we left Harry B James (an actual bar, duh) I was so shitically hungry that I left with Rob and his brother to eat. My sister ditched me and went home. Big tits tried to get me to go home with her, but I insisted that I'd be fine with these two dudes (she was worried that I'd have sex with Rob and ruin his relationship).
Oh yeah, and Rob added me on facebook while at his apartment. Then sometime today he unfriended me. Which is weird since he was the one who wanted to add me. Boys.. tsssk
Anyways, I went home with Rob because I had to use the bathroom. Then we had wild sex.
Or not. I'm very keen on not getting something with someone who has a girlfriend. But I stayed there for like an half hour just talking with him, actually trying to convince him to let me crash an hour on the couch (my feet were so fucking sore from the shoes) but he told me I couldn't, it wouldn't look good if I stayed longer than that hour (I'd planned on setting the alarm on my phone if he'd let me stay), but that didn't stop him from grabbing my ass multiple times during the night Haha!
He seemed genuinely interested in me, but he didn't want to do anything because of the fact that he had a girlfriend.

Anyways, I got home around 8 in the morning and now I'm waiting for Sarre to finish work so I can go see her new Puppy!!!

Shooting Star

Last day of these hell weeks man! Finally!! And supposedly I'm going out tonight. I want to, really badly. I want to get really shitfaced haha! But not with those people. But maybe they're fun drunk.. hm.

Anyways. Met two guys from English school! I got shit surprised haha. First I met one at work. And he was working (I think it was something for like their football team or something, to raise money at least) so first when I saw him I was all like: look up, look down, look back up surprised and then silently wave in awe (I was wearing my Beats so I couldn't hear shit). Oh and I worked from 6.30-16.30 yesterday. Standard.
The other guy I met on my way home from work. I did get surprised there as well, but at that point I was actually so tired that I couldn't even muster making an facial expression. I was actually starting to take my headphones off, but he kept walking in the same pace so I changed it into a wave hahaha.
I'm so smooth.

Also, I've been listening to the YoGPoD on iTunes. It is hilarious shizznizz! I laugh my ass off every time! I love Simon and Lewis haha!

Work bitch

Had one of those days where you go on a roller coaster mood trip.
Ugh, had a shitty start at the first place (of course, that shit store is shit... hah! LOL!) because all my shit was spread out... as always.
Then I get a phone call from the bitch herself. Asking for my brothers phone number. Then calling me up 1 min later because he didn't answer. The stupid cunt called him ONCE! Fucking asshole. And then demanded I take one of the stores that people had called in sick on today. She got pissed when I said I couldn't take my other store (well, the office) the next day since I had three other stores to take then (I've changed my schedule to make it flow in better sync with the orders) and wouldn't have the time take the office. So she said: Fine, I'll get someone else to take the office tomorrow, and you take this store!
Bitch is a bitch.
Anyways, we hung up, I made... no wait, I had to remake one order thrice because the fucking shit apparatus SUCKS BALLS! I HATE IT! FUCK!
Anyways, I go to the next place and say hi to my ex since he works at Game there. Was nice having someone to complain about that whore to. Haha. Stayed and chatted for a few minutes which got me in a better mood. My mood got even better when I came to the store where when I said hi to a guy in the staff he introduced himself! I got a little shocked, it's the first time someone have ever introduced them self in a store. Also he was real cute. Haha. And he was really nice and joked with me. Felt so good!
But then I got the candy department and fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck
it looked like shit hahaha!
And just as I'd wrapped up, I find more candy elsewhere with some stuff I needed. And seriously, the person who'd ordered must've been a fucking retard. Was a lot of shit in the back I had that the person had ordered. Dumbass. And that set my mood down. But then my ex came and talked to me and spent some time with me so I got a little happy again haha.
Then Dan said: Ey, no talking, get back to work!
I loled.
Then when I got off (at 5 fucking PM) I went to Game to retrieve not one but three rare Pokémon! They have a pokémon event for the week so my ex told me about it hehehehehe.

Also my back is totally destroyed! It hurts like fucking hell. And I'm still sick.

Rave

Sometime in your life you have to be able to say that you've been to a rave.
Well, I'm going to see Skrillex in November and FUCK I'M EXCITED! Can you tell????
haha, it will be awesome! And it's 18+ so the booze WILL be flowing and you know it!
It'll be something I can cross off my bucket list, yesssssss.
Now I'm off to make waffles bitch!

Wait...




Wait... This reminds me of Greece... So THIS is why he ''Didn't'' find my panties afterwards.. lol! He could've told me! Bitch stole my fave panties though, hope he's real happy!

Ick

I'm not dead! I'm just sick... as shit.
Also I've gotten an allergic reaction ... to latex.. again. The reason I write again is that the first time I had sex I got a allergic reaction to the latex condom. Though it didn't happen where it ... eh.. normally would occur. But instead I got this Really weird rash on my left arm (and it went away after a few days, didn't itch or anything). But I actually stopped getting those reactions after a while ... haven't had that reaction in 3 years, until now. I DIDN'T have sex haha. It's from the latex glove I use at work. My left ring finger is all prickly and it looks disgusting. It doesn't itch but it just looks really weird. Looks like I have ... athlete's foot... (wait seriously, it's really called that?) but on my finger...
Yeah it is really really really weird...

I need a haircut btw