Erased

Went to my friends gig tonight. Just came home, had the most wonderfuckingful piss Ever! I had a coke and coffee before we left, but I went to the bathroom before we left too, but I felt the urge merely ten minutes later...
Coffee is bad kids, really bad!
Anyways, oh my old crush was there, got a good sight at him shirtless, hehe. He played the drums in the band.
But I don't crush on zitty-boys anymore, no, I now crush on 30-year old Jewish men.... I've moved up... drastically... in a bad kinda way... well actually, crushes are never good x)
But he's still adorable in his own kind of way. But I'll wait til he grows up a little more, gets like you know kinda legal.
Yeah, I'm off the 'unlegal' boys now. I've learned my lesson (stupid 'I'm too drunk *giggle* I can't get it up' well don't drink so much then! Learn yer lesson. older guys has this learned already... most do at least.)

Goodnight interwebs, been a long day

Melody

Okey, bad update, but last Saturday was Awesome! My mom turned 45 and I watched Melodifestivalen at a gay party, had the most awesomest time Ever! Better than any other party I've been too :D Mostly because everybody was gay or girl and I danced and... :D And Captain Morgan <3 Shit, that stuff was delish with coke!
Anyways, had a small hangover the day after, tots worth it, and later on that day I went shoe shopping with my friend and bought 3 pair of awesome shoes,and in which one pair I can't walk in... yet, Still wobbling :( Stupid high heels...

Onwards, Monday we got the day off at the bakery, when I get back home my mom is sick and I have to go work anyways. My happiness got crushed in seconds really. :(

And last but not least, today our teacher came and visited us at the bakery. He is awesome, seriously, if can't get the Bear jew (which I can't) I would've settled for him, BUT he's married and has like two kids... so.. bummer...
AND on a further note, the bake guy is still a bitch, in fact today he said: Do I have to do everything by myself!?
but he was kind of whispering it and thought I didn't hear him, and so he kept on talking about something else.
I'm now pretty much sick and tired of that piece of shit.
And he complains on me cutting bread and then he does it even worse than me. FUCK! He shall die a fucking painful death!!! By a donkey! With a fish taco!

I hate that guy.

House

Just watched 'House', I love 'House', best fucking drama show ever!!! Gief DVD box!!

Anyways, second day at the bakery, dude is still a bitch actually. But not as much as yesterday, but I will seriously have an outburst in the very near future if he doesn't speak up and stop giving me you're-retarded looks whenever I don't hear what he says.
I will Never got to that bakery again after these four weeks. Not that I've actually spent time there before, but still.
But today we got to bake some serious stuff, and pardon my math but I Hate math and have a tiny bit of a problem to divide 5,6 kg by 2, and multiplying 75 g by 3.
And I'm not a calculator nor am I a fast thinker in the morning with just yogurt in my tummy.
Okay seriously, I want to wring his neck. Tomorrow we man up and tell him to fucking speak up, articulate bitch! And learn how to fucking speak Swedish! I don't care you're from another country, it's not my fault you moved here and had to learn something new, dickweed! Jesus fuck!

Yeah I'm pissed, sorry. I'm not racist, but goddamn, learn the language if you're moving here, all I'm asking for!

Bake bake

First day at the bakery today. What can I say, it.. the dude who was doing the baking business was a total bitch.
And he mumbled all the time!
It doesn't matter that he'd been up all night, he doesn't have to be a bitch for that!
Okay maybe I should explain.
So, me and my friend are attending that place for four weeks. First thing we got to do: Cut of lids for some semlor. With scissors... because he wanted them diamond squared.
And then he mumbles to Tired-face (my friend, she has to go up at 4.30 every morning to get on time for this) that she shall do something with the pastries, and non of us hears what he says! And then he gets annoyed because he can't speak! He doesn't yell or anything but I noticed he wanted to badly roll his eyes and then just pointed angrily at stuff.
And then he ordered my friend to measure a lot of stuff, and I just got to stand there and do nothing... I'm here to learn, aren't I? I'm not just supposed to stand around.
And then he told me to to the dishes, just me, and tired-face got to keep on 'baking' (most things were just machine run) and I had no idea were I should put things and that bitch didn't even want to tell me where I should put anything he just looked at me as if I was retarded.
Seriously, it's my first time there, How am I supposed to know??
And he thought we knew where the fridge was too and got annoyed when we didn't. Fucking bitch, if he's like that tomorrow I will actually be a bitch back, because I'm not spending 4 weeks with a arrogant bitch, I HATE arrogant bitches!
Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!

fan girl

haha, seriously, Fan girls with braces is the worst kind of fan girl! I'm the worst kind of fan girl then! :D
Heh, but I was watching an Eli Roth interview and I was giggling like a little fan girl... but I do have to say, it was because of the coffee! I Promise! Because I didn't write up Eli Roth as number 1 on my wish list this year.... oh, shiit.
I've turned into my own worst nightmare .__.
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooohhh....

ahum, on to more serious matters. I have no idea what I should get my mother for her birthday this Saturday... she turns... uh... 45, and she ALWAYS says she wants: nice kids.
That's impossible okay! If you've wished for it many years before you better realize it'll never happen!
Oh well, I guess I'll find Something...

ALSO!! I've bought train tickets to and from Gothenburg :D And I'll be ''sleeping'' at a friend while I'm there! This summer will just be so fucking awesome!

Where did it go?

Work today. There are still no bags whatsoever! Where in the fuck are they??? I just need bags! uhuhuhuuuuu *sniffle*.

So, my brother turned 20 today, we ate good dinner, cake and coffee. To say the least I'm stuffed like a pig on christmas eve!
But it was all good.
I'm really tired now actually, it's only 8PM and I'm almost falling asleep as I write this. *snore*
I'm off to bed!

Thee Alice?

So today I saw 'Alice in Wonderland' with some people. To be honest, I couldn't really focus on the movie since whom I was seated next to just couldn't stop making annoying noises! For the love of god! If you don't like it, just please, Leave!
So I'd rather see it again and then get a better perspective from it, maybe try it in 3D even.
But what I got from it was somewhat good, all I know is that everything, Everything, is CGI... like damn, even the horses and then I mean ALL the horses. Seriously Tim Burton, where is the last realism. I know it's a acid movie but come on! I know it's harder to use real horses (they get easily scared and can hurt people) but... oh well.
The actors were splendid! I liked the Tweedles the most! they were just goofy!
But in all I would give this an 6/10, it's not the greatest AIW movie (but clearly better than the one made into a series, I got nightmares from that one, goddamn screaming baby getting turned into something else) but still good, mostly because it doesn't follow the original cut.

Line UP!

So for the past two days I've been visiting my friends who are queuing outside of Ericsson Globe for the Tokio Hotel concert on Thursday (they started on Monday!). This day I brought cupcakes and hot chocolate, cause I'm nice like that and I didn't have anything better to do actually.

Been thinking a lot more. Which is a bad thing, I just feel bad when I think, haha, I'm happy stupid ;)
But it is true, stupid people are genuinely more happy than smart people, at least that what I believe. So I degrade my brain skillz and are happy instead of being a miserable little tyke. (insert Arctic Monkeys tune)

And tomorrow I'm working, I'm on a break but mom said that she needed help and is forcing me and my brother to work. At least I get paid. And easter is soon.

Oh well, I shall go and play some Dante's Inferno on facebook and watch more sxephil! Wraaaah