Who we are

So I did see 'Zombie Strippers' (2008) yesterday! I mostly bought the movie because Robert Englund's in it, my sister though reacted that Jenna Jameson was in it (I had no idea who she was) and said: She's the worlds biggest porn star! (now I know what she watches) and she had no idea who Englund was!
But what can I say, it had lots of fucking blood, stripping girls and military people. The military people had terrible acting! it hurt to watch, but the stripping made up for it. I am not kidding when it was an half hour of just strip teases and nothing else! I learned some good moves!
And then oh the blood and gore came on! Some things we're terribly made and some were really good! the head shots were terrible though. I've seen better effects on ShaneDawson on youtube!
The loose plot is scientists make a zombie virus to improve soldiers or some shit and the military comes to eliminate the people that got infected and as a result the newbie gets infected and bites Jenna Jameson at a stripclub (go figure) and so she becomes a badass stripper, more BA than before! And all the guys are like: We only want the Zombie strippers!
And so the owner (Robert Englund) sees the money this could pull in and keeps on, even though she eats some customers.
All in all this movie was kinda bad, not the best acting but I got a good laugh. It is Silly-horror, but it's b-silly-horror. But it was okay, it's a guys movie for sure, but I'll give it a 5/10 since well, the stripping was good!!!!!!


And I also saw 'Happy Feet' (2006) and I adored it! Even if I saw it dubbed my heart just melted when they we're little ('I'm happy daddy!' 'B-but what are you doing with your feet?' 'They're happy too!' AWWWWWWWWWWW!)
Usually I'm not a sucker for those kinda things but it was in the middle of the night and I awed and laughed and I actually wept a little (which is very rare). But it's about emperor penguins and they find their soul mate by singing (some awesome singing there!) and then this one couple get an egg, and when he hatches he starts tapdancing right away! (fucking adorable!) and he can't sing! So this whole movie is about mumbles (which is the songless penguins name) and that the fish is disappearing, so he, since he gets banned from the flock for dancing tries to find out why the fish is gone!
I really liked this movie, it's not just a kids movie, it's for the more understanding as well (haha, kids are stupid!). I cried when he started hallucinating and just became numb, because I've been in such a state myself.
And this idiot said this movie was strange, and he's a douche! This movie gets 9/10, not a full score because the ending... could never happen. (sorry humanity, I don't believe in you)

And last but not least, 'Hostel: part II' (2007). I love both movies but my number one favorite killing is in part 2!
The first girl that dies, I hate her because she's annoying (and has kissed Eli Roth, lucky bitch) and is so... spiritual! Anyways, so part 2 is basically the same as part one just this time it's girls! And one dude that the blond chick hooks up with (dude plays 'Victor Krum' (hp, goblet), which I've said multiple times to my friend but she denies it (Stanislav Lanevski)). These girls are on a class trip thing (study abroad kinda thing) in Rom and the girl model (they're painting) makes them go to Slovakia with her for a spa hostel (haha, not happening, that's not a hostel anymore) and then of course they're sold! And an American dude buys two of these girls, one to give to his pal that turns like 30+ something and so it turns from an awesome trip into a nightmare, for both parts (ooh, intriguing!)
But the first movie is definitely my favorite. Nobody beats Josh. He's just so fucking magnificent! And I like the running and the Asian girl with the eye (they did her eye with help from a condom! I love you extras <3)
But part 2 gets 9.5/10 Axelle was way too hot to go down like that....

While we're on the topic of Hostel, I bought a Hostel toy! (I hate and love myself for it, unnecessary money man)
It's of Paxton in the first movie when he's sporting the helmet and apron and the knife <3 it's in such a detail and it all just went for 35.97$ (around 235kr). The sad thing though is that I won't get it until 'round February :( that's a month from now!!
But just look at this baby! He's about 7 inches tall (17-18cm) and comes with variant parts (I am so hoping he comes with the chainsaw <3)
<3 I had to have him!