Who we are

I just ate chocolate pudding with whipped cream and had some tea! I want bigger boobs okay!So I need fat! :D (Worlds greatest reason to eat fatty stuff)
But anyways, I need to work out tomorrow, kinda like extra much (The chocolate pudding was in the same amount as the cream....snap)
But my body still hurts from the work out I did in gym class :(

And today I bought a few stuff, like mittens, new headphones, underwear and something new to sleep in.... which is basically just a top with ribbons on (Sexy heck yeah! haha) Oh and it had matching panties! HAHA, I Had to buy it xD
I spend too much money .__. I have now 1'200+ something left from 3'400+ kr, I had to give my dad 1000, I bought the smosh-face shirt (162,75), the Ms Krueger outfit (370) and now today (which all went on 455, oops)
Huh, maybe I haven't spent THAT much, but the rest I shall save for food and schtuff!

Now it's Heroes!

Books are in my heart! Fiction is the greatest thing. Though too much isn't good.
But, I do get pissed when people can't pay at least a little respect to books. Not to back stab my friend but I had to tell her off not to draw on my bookmark with a pen, and (okay I was way too protective, but the book I'm reading is just so Awesome! <3) told her not to do that since it would rub off into the book. Her response was: No, it won't, it's not that much. (It was a small smiley, but I'm a bitch)
And I made her not draw on my bookmark... instead she drew inside my book mark (which is just an A4 paper folded into a bookmark)

I like my books. Though what I didn't really like was that when I said: It's not even my book, her answer was: Well, then it doesn't really matter if it gets ruined!
That! is something I hate. I don't wreck your shit and you don't wreck mine! And that goes for school supplies, seriously, the school pays so fucking much money for our education and then you just go around and fuck it all up, making them pay even more! And then you complain that the computers aren't working! Real big time What The FUCK!?

Bluuh, I feel like an old lady complaining about the youth of today, haha! Now, Where's mah Cat? >=(

Lol, LMAO, ROFL and so on, when are these laughing ''words'' going to stop? they're annoying and also I do not fucking get what the fuck you're saying bitch! Fuck.
I say fuck a lot.... 'I say, sir Fuckalot, I here dub you to Knight Fuckalot!' (awesomeness in a bottle!)
Uuuh, anyways, there are now so many words out there that are just incomprehensible! And FUCK y neighbor is driving e insane!! The fucktard is blasting his shit music through the fucking walls!!!! The whole fucking house can probably hear him! FUCK!
I just wanna go in there and beat him with a bat!
Anyways, enough of of my neighbor (that I never see) (in fact, I never see anyone from this house, I see fro other numbers but not this... all I see is the morning cat)
what I wanted to talk about today is Collegehumor.com (or youtube.com/collegehumor), they are amazing! I love Jake and Amir! They make my heart beat an extra beat with laughter. haha! And Hardly Working <3 They have many skits! And you should check 'em out! :'3

Also, the 'M'-key on this computer is slow so, there may be missing some M's
:D

From now on I will have: The Japanese Spitz puppy fund raise!
Where I'll put about 100-200 kr in each month until I have about 15'000 kr in it! And then I'll buy a Japanese Spitz puppy! Or a Welsh Corgi Pembroke!
I absolutely adore Japanese Spitz' and today in school a guy had a Japanese Spitz/Papillon (I think it was a mix between JS and pap, I heard it was a mix between the Japanese and something else, though his voice was drowned out, but I'm pretty sure it's Pap by the way it looked) puppy with him! It was so effing cute! 15 weeks!
I wonder how a Japanese Spitz/Papillon/Welsh Corgi Pembroke would look like. Probably the most adorable thing ever seen.
But anyways, either way I want a Japanese Spitz sometime after high school!

The cuteness!

I cannot understand how the 'famous' youtubers stand it! My whole day went to editing! I am not joking! I edited me and my friends video for Swifty's contest and I was done by 20.30.. I started about 14.00... I took brakes though, but the editing took me longer than the actual shooting! (which took about 45 min) and the video is now up on youtube and it's been reduced from 30 min to 4.57. It is hell to edit a fucking video! Especially if you only have MovieMaker (which sucks!!!!!!!!!!) but it's done! I hope we win! haha, if we'd win that would be the most awesomest thing ever!!!!!! We would share the shirt and swap it with each other like once a month! I've got it all planned out!!! xD

What did we learn today?
Absolutely nothing!
<3 SwiftKaratechop is the man in our dreams (together with Shane Dawson, Dave Days ans Tom Felton, all at the sae time, rawr!)


haha, also, I've dyed my hair reddish brown and my dad said I looked like a hooker in this color. dis tru fml, fo realz!
Now I'm uff to beed!!!

Long time no see! I'm really busy at the apartment (okay, I'm lying), but I do a lot of dishes! haha, like the first thing I do when I come home is dish (well after I've taken off my jacket and taken a piss) and then I hit the webbies and check youtube, facebook, twitter, bilddagboken, comics and blogs (this usually takes about 2-3 hours) and when I'm done I make my dinner :D and then I do the dishes again and hit the webbies YET again, or I just watch t.v :P (or I read, productive bitch!)
anyways, so tonight I'm actually sleeping at home (with mommy and daddy ya know!)

Got my paycheck today! like 500 dollars! (3500 kr ca) and I ordered a Smosh-Face t-shirt and my Halloween outfit (<3) ;) gonna be Ms. Freddy Krueger this year! I have to workout A LOT to not look a total flabbergasting fat hoe in that dress, sheesh!

Anyways, what I wanna write about a little is what happened this Tuesday! We went on a field trip with the hotel class and our guide at the hotel: Smoking hot! he had really blue piercing eyes which were gorgeous! and dirty blond hair!
And damn, we had a staring contest ;) I wanted to stay in room 434 and just throw him on that bed with those red,blue,yellow and green lights and just.... GRAR!! Oh and the heart lights reflections haha!
man, he was hot, I could totally pay like 2500 kr for a night at that hotel just to meet him up at my room for some room service Booyah!

anyways, enough of my sexual fantasies let's say goodbye and I'll see you guys, I'll probably do a vlog for tomorrow on my YT account (bananaskidmark) about how my life is going in the apartix! ;D

Why is it so hard to find a Freddy Krueger shirt that doesn't look like total crap???
and stores aren't selling red/green striped shirts (plagiarism?) and once you do find something nice (the Ms Krueger outfit was lovely, but exceeded over 90 dollars with the shipping (600+Kr) which sucks, not worth it) it just cost hell!
Though maybe 98dollars isn't overly much, though I could buy 2 other outfits with that money, no lie. (I could even buy two Freddy outfits on HowCool.com, the price was AWESOME (48dollars, with the discount I had)! though it would take 8 weeks to get, and I don't have the money right now so I wouldn't get it on time for Halloween)
I'm just not happy right now, and I don't have the time to make my own shirt (neither do I know how lol)

Well, well. Gotta head to my apartment now though, came home to bring some stuff over.

So, day one in the apartment, I screwed the idea of vlogging since there was no editing program on this coputer and I couldn't download any (they didn't work, this computer is le olde)
so anyyways, I came here yesterday around 9, unpacked all my stuff, took a shower and then I was set in to watch the Emmys, but toodlei-doo, this computer couldn't work wih Ustream so yeah, I got sleep instead.
I already gate this computer, it sucks...  I don't even know what it is, it is deff not a PC or a MAC... it's...  Acer?! Shit.... I am screwed...

Anyways, I woke up like a half hour ago and I've eaten breakfast (yoghurt, and when I was finished I found the cereal)ys, I have to go,
And all I have here is instant coffee, which I hate, haha. First time alone is so hard and frustrating xD

anyways I have to go :P Have to catch the bus and I have some walking to do to get to it >.<

-and I feel alone!

I like The Hush Sound <3

Had to clean my room, change the sheets and start to pack my stuff (only gotten to the books so far, they're my babies!). Because today my brother comes back home, will be sleeping in my bed and I will be moving into my sisters apartment for the remaining 2 weeks she's in Australia! Donno if I'll have acces to a computer since she do keep a laptop in her ''room'' but it has a password that I don't know, and apparently the internet isn't working properly.... I will be seriously screwed without internet for 2 whole weeks.
But hopefully I can get somewhat of a small ''gathering'' in the apartix, a very small one at that since the apartix (I don't want to write out apartment all the fucking time, so apartix it is!) is only 15 square meters. (approx 1 square meter per person if there'll be 15 people in there.... claustrophobia much!)
It is really small, since a toilet, smallest kitchen ever (no oven :''((((((( no baking), a table, a flat screen TV and a bed-sofa are crammed into that place so it's more like 9square meters left to be on.
That'll give you a way to see how effing small it is....

And right now I have to do my hotel homework, it sucks so bad and I don't get the question really: Kartlägg spa i Sverige. a) vad erbjuder de och till vilket pris? b) vilka målgrupper riktar man sig till?
There is no answer to how many spa's you should check up, so for all I see I ould write about all the 10000 spa's there are in Sweden (maybe not 10000 but I don't know how many there is lol)
But they've made the question kinda unspecific!

My bag of lollipops is still full, even though I grabbed a hand full to Popaganda. So I'm eating one right now and it scratched my tongue, little flakes are falling from my mouth. haha, no, just kidding, no flakes, just pure blood.

OOH! talking about blood, True blood! They've got the real beverage out! You can buy it at something like trueblood.com/something (I am great with links!)
I want a bottle or two x) though it's kinda expensive (I'm broke right now) and I don't wanna think about the shipping payment. They HAVE to get it to Sweden!!!!!!!!

on another note: Do you pick your nose? I'm wondering because that was a topic at lunch today and the two girls I was talking to freaked out when I said I picked my nose (not in public), they are lying if they say they NEVER pick their nose!
It is just uncomfortable when you get that dried flaky bugger stuck in your nose! YOU-HAVE-TO-PICK-IT!!!!!
I am not disgusting in that way; picking your nose is normal (just don't do it in public)

Haii! I made lasagna today! It was kind of good, though the celery root destroyed it for me :/ in every effing recipe we use in the hot kitchen there's celery root! Double the eff!! It's not that good, fuck!
Anyways, got to work with a guy... every time I get to work with a guy in the kitchen (hell, whenever the girls work with a guy) you're the one that bosses him around and yells half over the kitchen for him to stop fooling around.
Jeez, my mom was right, send boys of age 16 to an island, without anything, because damn, they don't have any discipline! Most guys anyways. They run around and HAVE to talk to their friend, whilst you get a slight cramp in your arm from all the effing whisking.
Blurgh, they're good at times, they're sweet. I couldn't help feel attracted though when he stepped around me, whilst having both hands around me.... eehh, on the cauldron, while I was holding it at the same time.
No sex in one year does this kids. Just a warning.
He's cute too so, STFU.


(I fucked my American cunt <3 though now it'll be: I fucked my Swedish dick! <3)

I've gotten into a writing mood. Which isn't terribly good nor terribly bad. But it does mean that the best won't come out of this.
It's either to be or not to be who you are

Yesterday was fun! I've promised to hook up with a guy, since my friend is hooking up with another guy. We promised each other that. AND if she can get her hook up to say ''Fem av fem toast'' during sex I'll give her 500 kr. (so worth it!)
Anyways, Friday was kinda cool. Met a fellow cook and we started talking, may be able to get a practice spot at the restaurant he's currently working at. If I ask nicely!
Also, yesterday, my friend became 17! She had a party in a huge place (huge for me that is) and a lot of people (around 40) that changed the music all the effing time!
But I had a nice time I guess x)

Tonight it's the VMA's, I'm prolly gonna record it (if you watch the rerun they censor it and cut a lot away!) since it's running at 2AM

Oh yeah, tonight, 9PM (EST) the season finale of True Blood starts! I have to calculate at what time that is in Sweden... I think though it's about.... 2AM the 14th over here.... I have to wait a day extra :(

Yes, that's right! and nothing specials happening! Except for Kaleb Nation's book Bran Hambric is released in American stores (not in Sweden, pff)

Maybe I should make a cake with frosting shaped like 3 9's.... naaaah, that's just going overboard, lol :D
This morning I got really pissed. Since we're renovating the apartment shit is stuffed in MY room when it's my brother that's living in my sister's apartment (she's in Australia right now). No sense, no sense at all.
Anyways, so I forgot a lot of things when I'd locked the door. So I was late (4 min) and I wasn't too happy about that (I hate being late)
Though now that shit isn't in my room anymore :D

anyways, this weekend there'll be party time for me. Saying goodbye to my old swim instructor who's going to Australia (everybody's going to Australia!) and the day after my friend's going 17 and she's having somewhat big party! I haven't bought anything yet .__. shit! I'm always bad at buying presents, and I do it late (ehehe)
I'm also broke xD great combo!

Yeah, today I saw Jesus dad: Santa Clause!! I was so perplexed I stopped and stared!
It looked like sandy claws so much! He's started to grow his beard back. wearing regular clothes.

also, today we got to see Gordon Ramsey :D (slightly taking back the thing that my hotel teacher's a bitch. She's still scary) it was fun :) though you had to buy a book to get up and meet him, and of course I'd wasted all my money on school stuff :(
Chucks. And I ate at McDonald's... the horror. I hate donkish! It's just fat on a piece of energy less bread. Yuck!

anything else to tell.. nope! pretty slow day. Met an old friend on my way home.
time for bed nao!

Ehe, all of you that have facebook; Ever played 'Sorority Life'? You attack other chicks, earn money, buy cool rides and play games (I like it, though right now, the fighting is disabled D: I can't kick bitches ass!)

Anyways, tomorrow Gordon Ramsey will be signing his new book at NK in town at noon, when I'm having hotel class. We nicely asked our hotel teacher if we could go (it's our last lesson, it's 3 hours loooooooooooooooong) with her and get to talk to the guy! She said: Heck no. This is about hotel and tourism, not cooking!
Bitch. Noone wants to start hotel next year anyways. (Baking ftw!)
So, instead the whole class have decided that we'll probably ditch hotel class and go see Gordon :D
Or hopefully our mentor will talk her into letting us go (without getting a mark)
Would be totally awesome!!!!!! <3

This weekend I'm working (I need money so badly!) and for some effing reason whenever I'm working someone always have to talk to me and tell me how cute I am, and I look like total horsepoop! Is it so that I look better filthy and with my hair up than with it straightened and well, clean! (I am clean at work, but I do tend to get salt and sugar in my hair)
It's.... ahh... confusing yes. I have no idea how I should actually, well, look. I don't really care for my own looks myself, but if it means me getting laid easier (with guys MY age) I'm jumping that train!
I don't know, but I think my fish is dying .__.
fodd tajm!

Okay, so I've just been to the cinema and saw District 9. It was awesome, though becuase of all the hype I had too high expectasions. But nontheless it was great!
So, here will go a big spoiler for you, if you haven't seen District 9 and want to see it, don't read!

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First of, the beginning was a little confusing with all the employees saying that Wikus (doesn't that remind you an awful lot of Fikus?) (also the main character) was a bitch for gettin all of that (I got confused, but the were talking about the promotion I guess... they couldn't have been talking about the mutation right!? right... anyways, I wanted to throw away my retardation. I think I'm actually gonna check that, if I have a retardation that is).
AAAAAAnyways! So the aliens were so cool! :D prawns ftw!
back on track. So Wikus was married to his boss' daughter! (oh yeah, wikus was german) (He worked for MNU, the facility that take care of the aliens)
So he was promoted to go in District 9 and evict the aliens to district 10 (sounds silly, but district 9 was a slum with fugly houses, nigerians, criminals and illegal stuff.)
And when he get's to the smart alien: Christopher and his kid (yes, they are prawns) he finds intersting stuff (guns, computers etc all stolen), but something they've never seen before is like a metal vile of sorts. Not a weapon but he somehow triggers it and it squirts black shit in his face (alien feces? :D).
Later on it makes him mutate into one of the prawns. (he pukes black stuff, his nails are falling off, his teeth are just plopping out)
So of course the MNU wants him dead... for research. They want all his alien/human genes and look 'em up! Because they're effing assholes! :D
And also, he can use the Alien guns! (humans can't use them, you need the aliens dna, which Wikus attained through the black stuff)
So now he's on the run in District 9 (he had no else to go) and so he meets...... Christopher again ;D and Prawn-Chris can help him get back to Human!!!!!! Wikus get's schappy!!! BUT! He has to get the metal vile with the black liquid back! (The MNU confiscated it)
Or else, no magic! So, they go grab it, find the Prawn lab the humans have and P-C (Prawn-Chris aah-aaah!!) get's like 'Oh shit... I need back-up froam home planet!' (he thinks that)
And so they get back wiff vile and P-C says: it will take 3 years to get you back to human.
Fikus get's pissed, steals his ship, crashes, get's caught by the nigerians (for the second time, they wanted his prawn arm), is almost killed (for like.... the fifth time), get's saved by P-C's kid who activates the mothership (heck yeah!), and thus acticates the alien robots!!! <3 Wich kills the nigerians (in an awesome way!) and so Wikus get's in the robot and goes on killing spree!!!! I Love when he toss the pig! <3 I laughed hard! haha.
Anyways, so he's almost killed (again!!!??) so P-C can get to the mothership with his kid and save them all... in 3 years.
But as Wikus is about to get a bullet in his brain all the other prawns in the district comes forth and rips the general in pieces! (I loved that scene, fucking bastard deserved it)
and so, P-C goes away in the ship and leaves. And Wikus (that now has his left arm, eye, half his back turned into prawn) goes missing (because eventually he turned wholly), and the movie kinda ends with him doing metal flowers to his wife... as a prawn.
I seriously hope they make a sequel that is 3-4 years in the future! I want to see if they make it or not!
Or you can speculate! :3
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So, spoiler over! Anyways, it was great, I truly recommend it (or you can just read what I wrote, it was about the whole movie. I just left out like 1 hour of the movie)
I recommend watching the movie though, the exploding bodies!
Excuse my love for gore. :D