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I GOT A FUCKING FISH TODAYZ!! :D His name is Nils-Thomas!Lookie, there he is, swimming! :D
I call him fishie though!
I worked today.. I very tired nao

Sometimes I think: Maybe I should just lay down and die!?
And then a counter thought attacks: Maybe I should, but I'm way too tired
Yeah I'm waaaaaaaaaaaay too lazy sometimes.

Yes, I though it could be fun if we shared Porn :D
I has my porn... well porn novels, but whatever! It rolls my boat with awesome laughter!
haha, seriously, porn is not something that turns me on ! I just think it's funny.
aaah like this here, I though I was gonna die with laughter ! (it is not bad, it is just awesome!)

.. oh wait, uuh... you maybe wouldn't actually want to read that since it can (and probably will) give you nightmares (or some good ideas!)... it's gay porn ... or yaoi.. it's a yaoi fanfiction :D Ed/Roy (FMA!)


yes I am disturbing :3

There was this guy on a forum that said when he pooped once he saw little yellow worms swimming around his poo like in a swimming pool (hahahahaha, best shit ever!), and ofc he wonders wtf this is!? How did he get these worms in his feces!?
The answer is simple!
YOU'RE A FUCKING MORON! The worms we're not yellow (he must have eaten alot of mustard and corn!) but white and the guy must either have licked in a poodle of water or eaten sand! Cause that's how you get these worms xD

While talking about poo! My brother went to the toilet while on work today and he were in there for a very long time... the line was starting to get looong!
and so finally he comes out.. and his reason to why he took so long: there was no paper and I took a shit.
So... He didn't wipe his ass...
And he went to sleep when he came home... so he still haven't-...
That is almost worse than the guy above xD
I think I'm'onna laugh my ass off now, because this is too much !!
Btw, wich one do YOU think is worse!? My brother or the yellow pooping guy!? :D

I'm reading about sex, but some special sex... Analsex :D... it's a little intresting but at the same time so fucking disturbing my gut feels disgusted! :3
Right now I'm home alone since my brother went and worked with my mom!
... It's not so awesome as I thought it would be.
I hate playing GH by myself... And I made pretty blecky buns (they taste like... yeast and they're fugly)
But still I ate most of them plus all my Oreo cookies... Yes I'm fat.

The way Bert somewhat sings and MOANS in Dr. Acula makes me horny...
So I'm extremely turned on right now it's not even funny!

Unfortnately though, he's not in Dr. Acula anymore  >:
DAMN THOSE CHRISTIANS! (they stole him!)

are baaaaaaaaaad! But still I has found a new one... OREO COOKIES!!! The most fucking delicious cookie I've ever goddamn tasted! MAH TASEBUDS ARE SWINGING!! GRAAAAAAAAAAARH ORE0S!! Nom Nom NOM!

Okay, so I am really bored! And I found this toy
It's somesort of pokémon toy (you're supposed to shoot down a Poliwag, Poliwhirl and Poliwrath) and I started wondering.. Can you get the ball in the hole without putting it there with your hands!? (There're toys like that, I just don't know what they're called)
And so I tried it.. And I succeded :D So I filmed it the second time.. while watching scrubs... in my glasses... without my hair fixed.. ... I just look like crap.
But please do have 2 minutes extra and watch me making a fool out of myself ! *Thumbs up*



And YES I grunt out of frustration and then Squeeeeeeeeal out of joy!

Oh man, I feel fucking Manly today!! I want some manly company ! ... not sexually though (OMG IT'S A FIRST TIMER!).. I wanna talk about manly stuff and do manly stuff! GAWD I feel manly!
Now where is my boyz!?

I HAS EXTREMe HAPPI MOMENT!
I wurked 10 hours (filling up candy ya knowz!) and then I went straight to Pone's practice and plated badminton and worked out sum!
MY BODY IS DEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAD! :D
I luvs the feeling of exh ... exu.. exas... >: *Looks up vocabulary*... Exhaustion :D (Yes I fail!)! I get's reeeeeeeeeeeeally hyper when exhausted ! (I don't likes the word exhausted >: is hard to sphell)
So that is whyyy I'm happy :D ... my body hurts nao.. :(
and and... zZzz..and then... I's very tired

Someone have drawn and written Boobies on my whiteboard... It makes me all warm inside <3

I was at spa todayz... I GOT CONDOMS! :D Nao I is prepared for anything >:3

The Unborn.. damn I actually got freeze scared (When I get so scared I'm freezing and shiver like fuck), but only once though, when they were doing that exorcisem (or how the fuck you spell it) thingy.
Not like 1408 when I was shaking the whole time (mostly because I was STAYING at a fucking hotel at the time)
The movie had a shitty ending though. She was hormonal (if you get my drift, I don't want to give it all away if you're gonna see it... I'm nice :D)
Jumby.. I think it was the same kid in the omen.. or wait no.. But he looked a little like neville .. but like 6 (He who plays Neville must be like 20 now)

Also, the guy that called, I got his name.. I will so keep calling him Konsum killen .. because Hussein did so not fit him >:
He have a very cute smile, and I think I'll just fuck him and then dump him, since I don't think anything more than that will happen.

ATLAS!! This day has been by far the greatest day I've had in a very fucking long time! (I think mostly it is because I'm this |--| close to sex... my world is to much based on sex.. :D)
*does mosh with self*

Haha! He called! Damn, I may be actually getting laid in the NEAREST future *does the getting-laid dance*
He's working tonight and he wanted me to come by. I still don't know his name though xD I was to extatic when he called to ask.. anything. But all he said was: 'Hi, you were the one who gave me the number?' and 'how old are you?' it wasn't an all too long conversation.
And all I know is that he lives in.. Bagarmossen... which is like far ass away! (I think that half an hour is alot!)

But probably no sex tonight, cause I'm hitting the theaters with Nico! The Unborn uuuh!

Hey hey hey!! I was in the Mall! (hahaha, the mall) Well, Kista, and I bought 3 pairs of shoes for 500kr (awesome I tell you), two big comfy ones and one high heel pair (which fit perfectly for my Maid-outfit moahaha) and also a pair of jeans (tiiiiiight!)
And... I met a cute guy.. and hopes he'll be calling soon ;)... He may be like 24.. but he started it!.. Now I feel a little dirty and guilty.. and dumb... meh, Who cares, I may get sex out of this :D and if I don't, I haven't really lost anything :3

Oh and I also bought two new books (it feels like I buy alot of books..) Dead Until Dark (Vampire book, duuuh) and a book on Mindreading (Konsten att läsa tankar. It's a swedish book duh :D)
I'll be learning how to read your minds bitches! >:D

Omg, I know german :D
I gieve fwee cuppcake to the one who KNOWS the word, not looks it up (I will spank you if you do!)

Yeah! I woke up 20 min ago... it was a littul... strange.. I wake up, turn of the alarm and the second I do so I fall asleep again.. it took 2 seconds... and I dreamt that I went up to so it was confussing!
Oh and I has Kopfmerz >:
(nao it's TWO words)

I have just ordered the most awesomest book in the history! That's right; The Bro Code!
I'll be sitting att the door waiting for it to pop into the mail... thingy!

I'm on a boat mother fucker!!
I HAS HAPPY MOMENT!

I can't pronounce Anonymous sometimes ...It get's like that..
.. I'm so pathetic.. I need to get laid

And the school play was a littul funny, and I got rid of all my cuppycakes (which are awesomely yummy!)
Speaking of cupcakes... It's getting a little expensive for my part to actually just give them away for free... so yeah... I'm sorry, but I need to start taking money for it :$ (I'm not cheap, just poor)
Which means I will not just show up with them without people actually ordering... Except for my test bunnies!
Test Bunny = V.I.P yo!
But my TB's are complaining slightly that they're getting fat of all the baking (which they're not) so I need a few more TBs

Sign up for testie bunnie pwweaase? *tremendous lip wobble with puppy eyes*

Or Cotton candy, but fluffy sugar sounds more awesome... and I has it! It's blue... and I have some pink too :D
And I will bring it all to the cute lil' actors tomorrow! They're so cute you just wanna pinchie'em in their lillul cheeks !!... uhm.. *cough* The make-up artist are awesome too ! Cheers!

Let's see... I've had about... 6 cups of coffee in the span of 5 hours.
My hands are tapping faster than usual!
And I am so awfully bored, I don't have anymore HIMYM episodes to watch! I watched them all... 2 hours ago.
And I'm not in the mood for anymore Guitar Hero by myself.
And not Pokémon either, AND I'm to coffepraved that I wouldn't be able to sit still during a movie.
And I just baked and it's just boring doing another set (and expensive too!)
And to top it all, no one wants to be wiff me >:
....
I wish I was a vampire :3

I have one question, and I really want an answer to it: Why is it so that when a girl have sex with more than one person she's a whore, but when a guy does the same thing he's a god? Why is it a mans ''duty'' to fuck every chick in town!? While the girls work is to get married and have a zazabillion kids (Zazabillion is MY word) and not have sex with more than 3 people!?
Why shouldn't I be able to have sex with whomever I want without being called a whore!?
Somtimes I just want to be a boy (less brain traffic :3)
And well, that turned into more than one question, but they are all based on the same thing: Why can't girls act like boys sexually?
Give me an fucking answer to that and I'll bow before you. And DO NOT say 'it is the natural way and men are supposed to fuck alot' because NO IT IS NOT TRUE!
The fuckable list went gone because a special someone warned me that by just writing that list I would be called a whore... WHAT THE FUCK!? It doesn't make sense!
Why should I twist my personalite  just so that I ''fit in''!? It's so fucking absurd even raccoons of death are hitting their heads in the wall.
BLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH!! ... I Fierrdh mah lazzah of sexual frustration

I HAVE NO REGRETS!... well maybe some but ... I just failed a little there...

The name of One of the books I bought today :D
Haven't started reading it yet, I'm currently reading The Game (Spelet, I bought it in swedish), a book about the biggest experts in picking up girls. That book... it've really caught me.
Mostly maybe because it's about sex :3
But it can really speak to you. Neil Strauss (or Style) was formly a real loser and is now one of the experts.
And the thing is that this book is actually true! haha, he've seriously went on a meeting with a guy called Mystery that taught him how to pick up girls (you pay 500 bucks and learn how to hook up with girls... for 4 days you will approximatly meet 50 girls) and how to become confident in this 'game'. I haven't gotten all too far, only on the second chapter (I bought it like an half hour ago) and that's all that've happened so far lol.
And yeah.. it's a somewhat strange book, but I like it.
I don't think it's a too appealing book to everyone, but it can be given a chance.
And it's not really a girls book xD It's actually for guys!!!

The other one.. I tried to read it a little but it was somewhat confusing so I have to start over again in a more ... calmer place (the metro station is not a good place for reading)
Now I'm impatiently waiting for the fucking dinner to be ready because I'm fucking starving!
But now... it's time for a RESCUE BY TEAM AWESOME!! >:D

I DIDN'T CRASH IT!!
No really, My kick ass driving skillz are better than yours *smug smile*

This is by far the best fucking pokémon game I've played in ages!!! It is hilarious!! :D
Ofc, nothing beats the classic games like pokémon Blue, Yellow and Red.
You start the game out with taking an interview (as to see wich pokémon you're starting out as)
You are a human that's being teleproted (or something) inte to the Pokémon world.. and you then get transformed inte the pokémon you got most simillar to in the interview you took. (oh and you get to choose your partner)
You wake up, pretty fucking confused as to why the fuck you are a fucking pokémon all of the sudden and why the fucking fuck you understand other pokémons! :D
I got to be a Bulbasaur (cause I was fucking sincere in my interview... because they asked me to ..) and my partner is a Totodile (I love Totodile :'D).
And after he/she has introduced itself, a Butterfree comes along screaming for help! A fissure occurd and her baby Caterpie fell down the crack! And he's too young to crawl back up himself! DISASTER!!
You and your partner offer to help!
And thus, the Rescue Team Awesome is made! (haha, yes my team is namned awesome :3)
You then have to take on jobs that include you going through dungeons, defeating attacking pokémons and saving pokémons in need!
I haven't gotten so far... just gotten up to tha bulletin board at the Pelipper Office and I took ALL the jobs :D
At the first ever mission I got.. I died 4 times >:... There were some fucking strong pokémons in the Thunderwavecave!!
Nao I'm onna keep on playing! DIGLET I'M CUMMING FOR YOUR RESCUE!

(Clicky picture!)
I always have that sort of free time.


This is a comic called Housepets! It has a strange sense of humour... and you probably won't like it :3
Read it here :D

the title... try saying it with that gayish lisp and it will be perfect! !!
I am bored.. so that's why there's som many updates Todayz!
I just made Niggahballs =D (I'M NOT A RACIST I JUST LIKE CHOCLATY THINGS!... and balls :3) with pink and white pearl sugar (haha it is also called NIB sugar xD nib sugar!! A NEW AWESOME WORD I LEARNED AND WILL USE AT ANY GIVEN MOMENT >:D).. because I didn't have plain white ones! so mah niggahballs are gay... and all valentiny!!!

And one big news!!! Today I celebrate the fact that I've known Waffle for a whole fucking YEAR!!! Bring out the champagne dawg!!!
*Plays Dr. Acula - Party too loudly*

I actually had to look up what Pärlsocker was in english.. on WIKIPEDIA :D and I laughed my ass off:

Nib sugar, also known as pearl sugar is a type of refined sugar in grains. Sugar blocks are crushed and selected in the right size, with a diameter of approximately 2mm. The grains are firm, unevenly shaped and moisture resistant.

In Scandinavia, it is used extensively, to decorate various pastries and confectioneries, biscuits, muffins and buns, such as cinnamon buns and chokladbollar!

I thought it was stupidly funny that they wrote 'Chokladbollar' :'D *Falls off chair*
Don't they have an english word for tthat!? x)

It's valentines day y'all!! IT SUCKS!
This day is made to make every single on the planet feel horrible, and taunt this in their faces "You're not good enough, you don't have a boooyfriend/giiiiirlfriend, you suck, you're not getting any valentine's card!"
Or maybe it's just me :3 But I've never gotten a valentines card my whole life
My cousin (MIZU, I know it's water in japanese) said (trying to cheer me up, you failed badly dude): But for all the couples it's valentines day Every day!
That just made me more sad xD making the fact more obvious that I SUCK and that I don't have a valentine for my every day.

SOOOO My valentine is gonna be some awesome horror flicks! Of Course I HAVE to watch the classic 'My Bloody Valentine' (1981) and 'Valentine' (2001)
It makes me happy :D

HAH!! I just wacthed the 8th Pokémon movie! :D 'Lucario and the Mystery of Mew' !!
I don't know why I keep watching them, because they ALL suck (except for the first movie, it makes me cry) but I can't stop!! Has to watch 'em all !
Ash never seems to actually grow older... he still looks like 10... and acts like 10... and SOUND like 10 (get the kid into puberty wtf!?)
I would of liked Lucario more if they hadn't pronounced his name luKario .. It's spelled with a fucking C! I say his name like Luchario (it sounds more neat !) and I will keep doing it!!! And his voice actor (or telepathy-voice actor) ... he grunted all the time.. and in my head it sounded like he was fucking a horse or something... DON'T EVER GRUNT LIKE THAT!!! it's horrifying ._.
But Meowth... he is thee most Awesomest and coolest Pokémon in all the pokémon movies! :D seriously! (I'm talking about the talking Meowth... the Team Rocket Meowth!)
He stand and walk on his hinde legs and comes with awesome comments !!
'Meooowth.. and just remember I'm the top cat! Meeowth, that's right!' (haha, my Meowth toy <3)

Holy smoking cows (yes now Cows smoke!) Friday the 13th was Awesome*High pitch*!!!!
It had all the things a horror film needs (haha, 'as I recall, it was a horror film' I Jizzed in my pants :3 <3): A group of teenagers, a cabin in the woods (and tents ... in different ways ;D), Sex, blood, more sex with Videotaping, alcohol, MORE sex, drugs (just weed but),  just a tinsy bit more sex, more blood and gruesome killing (I reeeeally love the word Gruesome! It's Awesome !) and to top it off: a cliffhanger where the killer comes back and attacks the two last survivers and the movie ends with a scream from them :D
Really... I just told the whole movie, nao u don' has to see it... Wait... Fuck, go see it !!! :D:D:D:D
But it reeeeeeeeeeeeeally makes you drool for sex... don't know why though... because they don't have THAT much sex...........
CHEWIE!! CUM BACK TO US!! D: he shoudln't have died, for all I cared Clay could have died instead >:
Chewie... I wanna call someone that... someone it fits on... hmm...
Oh something that really shitted the movie up was all those goddamn fucksie 14 year old girls!! It's okay if they scream a little when it's ACTUALLY SCARY!!!! (the movie isn't all to scary, it's a little on the gory side, i love gore :'D, but Jason pops many times out of nowhere so it makes you jump) not when a mouse jumps on screen!
And you should be QUIET during the other parts! Not talk and giggle!!!
I hate girls >: they're annoying. they're only good for fucking :D

Butt what completed the whole thing... I STUFFED MAH FACE WIFF SUSHI!!!! <333333333333333

Awesome day :'3

OMFG!!! Me, the goddamn perverted shizzle, is gonna see Friday the 13th today :D and it's from THIS year and is premiering TODAY!! not the old version from 1979 but from 2009!!! AWESOME OR WHAT!??? :DDDDDDDD
Oh yeah, I'm getting an Awesome design for this blogg!! IT'S PINK!!! Because this blogg is gay!!!!

Oh yeah, Kareem owes me 40kr !! since I drank that fucking ''eggnog'' shit on our home economics class!!!
And by eggnog I mean 1 raw egg !!! I RULE!!! I do almost anyting for money... seriously!!
I like the word seriously.. seriously :3

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ONE more thing! there's THREE friday 13th THIS year!! Today, next month and in november!!!

Any Questions!? =D

Holy smokers dudes!! I has bloggzor moment!!
uhm, yeah, a less serious blogg!! And in english... cause... yeah... Everything just get that more hilarious in english.. maybe.. sort of .. hehe

anyways!! The other one Coffee-Stains (awesome name I KNOW! Explains just how boring my life is!!) will be a little more seroius and I won't update it so fucking frequently anymore! Darn!!
This one though, maybe kinda, I will hopefully update more often and just write whatever cums to my mind!!
So yeah, actually... don't take ANYTHING I write here the least bit serious!! Seriously!! No, Seriously!

Btw, you can call me L ;)