Who we are

There was this guy on a forum that said when he pooped once he saw little yellow worms swimming around his poo like in a swimming pool (hahahahaha, best shit ever!), and ofc he wonders wtf this is!? How did he get these worms in his feces!?
The answer is simple!
YOU'RE A FUCKING MORON! The worms we're not yellow (he must have eaten alot of mustard and corn!) but white and the guy must either have licked in a poodle of water or eaten sand! Cause that's how you get these worms xD

While talking about poo! My brother went to the toilet while on work today and he were in there for a very long time... the line was starting to get looong!
and so finally he comes out.. and his reason to why he took so long: there was no paper and I took a shit.
So... He didn't wipe his ass...
And he went to sleep when he came home... so he still haven't-...
That is almost worse than the guy above xD
I think I'm'onna laugh my ass off now, because this is too much !!
Btw, wich one do YOU think is worse!? My brother or the yellow pooping guy!? :D