I'm free bitches!
Okay I'm kidding, but I am single yet once again. It lasted for almost two months then I wasn't in love with him anymore.
We're still friends and that, but I couldn't help but feel awkward when we met yesterday. It was stale as shit.
And when he said something I didn't give a rats ass about and told him so he got somewhat mad. Said I was rude. But honestly, who gives a shit about how his neighbor is Finnish, dated a Persian dude and then broke up with him.
Anyways, I just need to get comfortable with hanging out with him.
But, now that I'm out on the market again I have a few to choose from. The super duper Christian kid texted me back this morning with ''Peace! God bless you!'' and my boner just disappeared for him. So that chase is over forever haha. Christianity is such a huge turn-off.
Then we have the Jew. And I can't contain myself. Did I mention he's Jewish???? And 23! I never would've guessed that he was interested in me since he once said that he didn't date girls age 18 (but now I'm 19 so I guess it's okay haha). But apparently he is. And I am excited! I have his number, all fresh and steamy (meaning I just got it, duh!) but I just don't know what to say. I know how to flirt (and damn if I'm good at it) but this... I'd rather not screw up. I could end up screwing a Jew! My first Jew... *dreamy sigh*
Uhum, and then we have the American football guy. He's hot. Like ... hot. Met him at an outdoors party, we talked for an hour then. (But then I had a boyfriend, so I wasn't all that interested, but now...)
And he lives close by so that's a plus.
Then we have the 'old ones' that was after me before I got a boyfriend, but one is off limits and the other one is well... just no.
I wonder if I should try dating both those guys and see which one turns out to be the best for my ovaries.
I'm shitting you okay. I'd date both to see who's best in bed, bitch!
I'm tired, and I am kidding ... kind of hehehehe
And also, hi, hello, I'm back ;)
We're still friends and that, but I couldn't help but feel awkward when we met yesterday. It was stale as shit.
And when he said something I didn't give a rats ass about and told him so he got somewhat mad. Said I was rude. But honestly, who gives a shit about how his neighbor is Finnish, dated a Persian dude and then broke up with him.
Anyways, I just need to get comfortable with hanging out with him.
But, now that I'm out on the market again I have a few to choose from. The super duper Christian kid texted me back this morning with ''Peace! God bless you!'' and my boner just disappeared for him. So that chase is over forever haha. Christianity is such a huge turn-off.
Then we have the Jew. And I can't contain myself. Did I mention he's Jewish???? And 23! I never would've guessed that he was interested in me since he once said that he didn't date girls age 18 (but now I'm 19 so I guess it's okay haha). But apparently he is. And I am excited! I have his number, all fresh and steamy (meaning I just got it, duh!) but I just don't know what to say. I know how to flirt (and damn if I'm good at it) but this... I'd rather not screw up. I could end up screwing a Jew! My first Jew... *dreamy sigh*
Uhum, and then we have the American football guy. He's hot. Like ... hot. Met him at an outdoors party, we talked for an hour then. (But then I had a boyfriend, so I wasn't all that interested, but now...)
And he lives close by so that's a plus.
Then we have the 'old ones' that was after me before I got a boyfriend, but one is off limits and the other one is well... just no.
I wonder if I should try dating both those guys and see which one turns out to be the best for my ovaries.
I'm shitting you okay. I'd date both to see who's best in bed, bitch!
I'm tired, and I am kidding ... kind of hehehehe
And also, hi, hello, I'm back ;)
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