Who we are

I'm blond. No, I am literally blond! Bleached my hair a few hours ago and I do not look good in it! I AM AWESOME!
haha, no but seriously though, I asked my mom what she thought of it and she said: It doesn't look good on you with the dark eyebrows.
So I asked if I should dye them too: NO! Don't!
I think my mom wants me to be uglified haha.
I also cut my hair shoulder length (twas to my chest before) feels good to be short haired again!
and I can just feel how my intelligence is getting drained. Haha, just kidding, I didn't have any intelligence to start with lol!

I love that song by Fall Out Boy, but I got a little disappointed about one part of the lyrics.
I thought it went: I want to make you as Naughty as me. (and that line just suits me too well!)
but instead it actaully goes: I want to make you as Lonely as me.
I like my line better!

I took a walk today by that neighborhood I like so much. Yeah, I walked for an hour, it's a place I would like to live. Then I went to the D's to get dinner. Yeah, it'll be a tough gym day tomorrow! haha.

I am really tired! gonna hit the sack early today.

I shall rename Sundays to Coffeeday! seriously! All I do on Sundays is drink coffee! Or I'm hungover, which then I can't drink coffee until it's passed, then I shovel that shit down my throat like your mom shovels coke!
(yes I'm sitting here laughing at my terrible 'your mom'-joke, 'tis all this coffee on Coffeeday)

Oh! I was at bro's place yesterday! I got a huge lollipop (which actually isn't huge, it just contains 15 lollies ´sadface`) and some mints (because I love my mints!). And I can just see how I can use this big ass lollipop for so many things! I will probably never eat those lollies... I will just use it as something AWESOMEZOR!

I've been thinking (oh shit) about taking walks in the cool neighborhood (by the church, haha) and actually doing vlogs. Because I actually just talk to myself anyways when I'm alone. And it would be a great way to improve my English as well (as if I need it, pff (I do though)). But for now, I will just walk and talk to myself (I sound so sane, lol).

I should really head to bed!

I'm tired okay!? But I picked up my Rhett & Link Mythical Beast shoes yesterday! They're awesome! And the kid at the reception was real cute! Like dayum! And he was so tiny! haha. Well, he was probably older than me but, he looked so tiny! Haha!
Aaah.. yeah... nothing much happened today.. oh yes! I ordered a Batgirl costume! Eh!? It is pretty neat! Though they only had x-small left so... WORK OUT! Need to get tight bitch! otherwise I can sell it to bro (or just gift it to her or something.. wait.. YOU DIDN'T JUST READ THAT BRO!! Yes, I has Jedi mind control!)

Anyways, work tomorrow (blargh!) and the dude that worked at one of my stores this week called me like 2 hours ago and he would not shut the fuck up! He seriously just talked for 15 minutes! I ain't kidding you! My ear was on fire and I was getting lightheaded since I was getting so confused because he changed the topic every 5 second! Damn!
Yeah, BED TIME!

I don't has it! Free time today was sitting at a café and hanging with some friends. Haha. No but seriously though, my free time is filled with homework (that I don't do), working out (which I just started with again) and guitar (seriously, it takes up TWO days, damn!).
Haha, yeah I'm complaining for no reason, but well I do have One reason: I never get the time to play my video games *SAD FACE*.
And also, I think that when I move out I'm going to buy a PS3, Xbox 360 and Nintendo Wii, because I have games on the two last consoles and I have bluray movies so that's why the PS3 (I don't wanna buy a bluray player, MAXIMIZE THE EXPERIENCE!).
And if you seriously say "But isn't that, like, every console there is? *Chews gum loudly and looks like a bitch*" I will punch you in tha face!
Oooh, I think I wanna get a SNES too! (ff3 all day looong!) Where can I getz one!? Hmmm.. HUNT TIME! Oh wait, I was watching a youtube video.. wait... I started writing on this, watched a youtube video, wrote some more and started another video... what is the definition of ADD?
No wait, it's called coffee!

Yes, I know I'm late on getting games but still! I got 'Batman: Arkham Asylum' today. What can I say? Even my brother fist bumped me when I said I'd bought it for the Xbox.
Haven't gotten around to play it for that long though since there first was dinner, then my friends wanted me to send them some school assignments (which took forever) and then House came on. And now my brother has the Xbox and I'm super tired and sore.
The sore part is because I worked out yesterday and had gym class today (and it was a rough 1.5 hours), though I got a treat from our gym teacher because me and my partner won a contest (well, my partner won it for us, I actually just slowed us down haha... I'm horrible). So we got an energy bar each! I took one with 'caffè latte' taste and then had like 3 cups of coffee when I got home.... I promise, I am not an addict!.. maybe

OH! When I went down to get 'Kick-Ass' on bluray and the forespoken game at 'Webhallen', I got the hot cashier! Seriously, every time I go to that place I ALWAYS get a hot cashier! AND it is always another dude!.. I've been to that place too many times... I love it so much. Thank you hot gamer dudes <3

"Do you know how it feels to have words screamed at you? No, not that way.
To have written words screaming at you themselves. No human voicing them.
Do you know? You feel psychotic.
Have you ever felt psychotic? I have. Multiple times. Simultaneously. Incomprehensibly.
But still when that book screamed at me, and only at me, in the library I felt as if I'd lost my mind.
Maybe I had. Maybe I'd already lost it a long time ago. I don't know for sure anymore. Well I've never known really.
But that book. Incoherent but still so fucking vivid.
"

meh, and then I got bored. Oh and this was just something that popped into my head (I AIN'T CRAZY!). lol. I love dots. Hehe.
Hahaha, my god I'm so fucking tired!!!!
got around 4 hours of sleep last night! And then after school I went to the fucking gym for about 2 hours. Yeah, and I'm still up and running bitches!!!
Seriously, I'm thinking I just should go as my Secret identity on Halloween. My Secret identity? I'm fucking Superman, bitch!

I didn't die! But now I can't fall asleep! Fuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuck... goddamn funny men having funny videos on youtube and making me watch them all so I laugh so hard I can't go to sleep!!
DARN YOU!


oh and can I get some Tobustan to go, I want bigger boobs! (lol, fennel seeds)

I want this man to be the father of my never-to-be-born children! (because I hate kids)



I.Just.Can.Not.Stop.Laughing.Help.Me.I.Am.Actually.Suffocating.dododododooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo (that is the sound of me dying)

I seriously don't know if I should be amazed or just laugh my ass off!
I'm currently doing both! But this is amazing! It is expensive as hell! But oh my, I'd fuck the dude who would dress up like this!
I found this while I was looking for Harley Quinn (Arkham Asylum) costumes (which are seriously hard to come by with good quality and price!), because I LOVE dressing slutty, man! Come on! It gets me super laid! (The 70's dress can approve of that)
This costs 499 EUROS (which is just  4600kr (651 dollars)). But everything is kind of legit. Leather and such. So it makes kinda sense that it's expensive.
If I were a dude though I'd want this..kinda..I'd get chicks that way..maybe well, I'd get me, haha



Oh but I Really wanna dress up as Harley Quinn from Arkham Asylum! She is so slutty my heart goes nuts!
But it is kinda hard to find all those miss-matched things she has :/
I'm going to buy some cloth dye or something like that (my mom said it can be found in a normal store) to dye a bra at least. The bodice is super hard to find (and expensive, fuck!)
The skirt I kind of have (but it ain't hard to find one), and I have the gloves (one red and one purple, from my emo times lol), I think I have to buy a white shirt, (mine are too big and un-poofy), the arm ''warmers'' won't be that hard; maybe a quick peek in at blue-fox will do the trick, the shoes... fucking hard time! Thigh high boots are horrible to find! and in the right colour!... Fishnet stay-ups are easy peasy and the belt is no match.
I kinda estimate that this costume may cost me 100 dollars (roughly 700kr) or more... and it's all because of the shoes and the bodice!
Sigh, I think I'll just go as Beetlejuice though

Yaaaay, I got an email today saying that my Rhett & Link Mythical Beast shoes are coming on September 21st! Yaaay! I will have even more shoes now!!.... oh crap.. my other shoes will be jealous because these shoes will be too awesome to handle! Oh no!
What will my white whore shoes say? and my too big polka dot shoes say? And my maid shoes? And MY CONVERSE! My god! Catastrophe!

haha, I'm really excited though!!! I'll be prancing around and flying wiff mah new shues! haha!
Oh... yeah, I just had coffee :9 andi'malsolookingthroughalltobyturnersvideos.... ehm...
Back to What I was doing!!!!!!!!!! (and that was thinking obscene thoughts :D)

Seriously, it doesn't take much to get me going!
And by 'get me going' I mean 'get horny'.
*Sigh* it is hard being a women who really likes sex, but has no one to have it with *sadder sigh*
My vagoo is so weary of the absence of dick that it cries, oh how it cries! Aye, it is so sad.

hahahahahahaha, Fuck I'm hilarious!
But still though, some people (mostly men) just get my nether regions. And they're amazing in my head. Yes, get nasty thoughts people, suit yourself for reading, you knew it was coming (haha)

Oh and I have a new obsession (sorry JGL, I still like you but... you're just too much of a man for me to handle)!
In my last entry I mentioned him. Well, the whole entry was pretty much only about him. hehe.
I just.. it.. It's just something about him that is just awesome! Awesome-glow?! Yeah!
And his laugh! Sounds a little like a puberty laugh Haha, it is somehow adorable and makes me giggle every time. The man has me in a death grip I swear!

Oh sweet Jesus, I have to go to bed and sleep of my cold! Haffta go to school tomorrows, oh noes!

On youtube there is a guy named Toby Turner. He's on LTA and has three other channels of his own. I'm subscribed to all of them.
So it wasn't a surprise to me when after my iPod died at work today I started fantasizing about said youtuber.
It was very... funny. And sexy. At the same time. My brain was like: Oh hoho, this is exciting, lets elope!
Yeah, it was like sitting on a sexy roller coaster (how that now looks like). Twas awesome!
And my working speed was top notch bitch! I have to say: Thank you Toby, you are a blessing to my face
(haha, not that he'll read this but still)

While on the working topic, the cleaners had broken the candy department... Again. Not as severely this time, but severer!
The first time they broke it they smashed the bottom of one carrier, this time the 'smashed' a whole section (3 carriers) making it tilt like your mom on ecstasy. Nothing really broke but it may fall down, and one carrier contains around 50kg of candy.
I was fucking terrified it'd fall on me while I was working on filling up candy in it. I think the first dude who broke it actually got fired, I haven't seen him since.
Yeah, shit happens.

It's Sunday and that means Family Sunday Dinner, and it's getting fancy tonight! Eating out and my brother took a Shower! That is fucking fancy as hell!

I bought a vest yesterday. I love vests.. on men though, but I look surprisingly good in it! I look skinnier! Happyface!

haha, I'm on facebook right now and either this northernvalley dude is being faceraped or he's drunk or he's utterly bored. It is hilarious because out of nowhere he started chatting with me and asked if we should have sex. I was almost rolling on the floor because I was laughing so hard, twas funny!
A great way to end my night, Imma head to bed, sleep and work tomorrow :)

This entry had actually been intended for something way else, but we can take that another time.

I'm pretty sure of how I want my next tattoo!
I want this one, but smaller wings I think, and I want it at the back of my neck, approx on my spine actually. I want it pretty small so that it ain't visible when my hair is fully down, but big enough so that you can see what it is.
I'm going to look for a cheaper place this time (asked some of my classmates where they got theirs, but Thailand is out of the question right now haha)

But yes, I've made up my mind. This is my next inkblot.

Mom just came home from Prague. She was there for like 2 days but still, I felt a little testosterone fill me when she was gone.

I made a cake today! It's awesome. I wanted to write Fuck Yeah Jewish Men on it but.. I only wrote Fuck Yeah as to not make people go like: WHOOOT!?
Instead the went: Haha, fuck yeah!
The reaction I wanted ;)
haha, no but, it's delish!

I'm also looking into what my next tattoo should be. I really want a dragon tattoo. I'm thinking about tribals actually.
The Chinese dragons are so fugly, and I've always liked dragons and wanted a dragon tattoo since I was like 13.
The tricky part is where I should put it...
I'm thinking of getting it on my shoulder or on my hip. Or maybe I should just get it on my lower back, you know, a tramp stamp!

haha, never will I tramp stamp myself, bleh! Maybe for an awesome reason but never willingly!

My god. His name is Micheal Ian Black, and he is my god.
He is awesomeness wrapped in a neat fucking package!
He's everything and more!
He is Jewish!

haha, but seriously though, I love how he can just be so fucking awesome! He makes an easy thing into hilarity!
I just wish I knew such a man!

And this, this is just awesome

Yesterday I went gay-partying! My friend turned 28 so I dressed up and brought my ass over to his place.
And I had an awesome time! I drank wine, danced and talked to all the gay guys (I was the only girl, spare from the one tiny chick that came at the end... that sounded dirty).
Befriended a small Spanish gay dude named Alejandro (Seriously, it's just awesome) and we're probably going clubbing sometime!

Also, today, I woke up with a headache and a girl in my bed. The headache I'd gotten from not drinking any water the night before, the girl.. well... lets just say I got lucky.
Hahahaha, I'm just kidding, my friend called me when I was on my way home and asked if she could sleep at my place since her last bus had just left.
So I got home at around 2ish and she came around 3ish. I forgot the damned code so I had to run down in my pj's to open the door. That's how drunk I was yes.
So today I've sluggishly moved around the apartment doing laundry and watched a movie and made dinner and taken a shower and... no that's it.
Saw 'Sex Drive', was really surprised that Fall Out Boy appeared in it and Seth Green <3
But the movie was a huge cliché. I saw everything coming. But it gave me a good laugh at least!

Haha, so I actually did have something to write yesterday, I just forgot it (how I forgot is damn mighty strange)!
But at school we have lockers. we have very different shaped lockers. We have normal ones (tall and wide <3), skinny ones, short and tubby ones and the fucked-up-I-don't-know-what.
So I can get into the normal lockers (pretty easy), my friend (whom I prefer as Alice) can get into the short tubby lockers. Apparently I Can't. I got stuck. In school. And I crawled out of that locker like a dead fish flops out of a locker. I have two awesomely big bruises on my right thigh.
And I am fucking Proud of my bruises haha, they're just so huge! I finally win at the biggest bruise contest :')

While on the subject of school, I went home early because I got a terrible tummy ache. My friend also got the same ache, and I figured it was the school food. How is it that a restaurant school makes terrible food that 'food poisons' the students? Jeez!
So I went home and watched Meet the Robinsons, Sherlock Holmes and Harry Potter and The Half-Blood prince.
And all those movies have at least one Jewish actor. And then Superbad came on tv which is a jew fest.
Loving it!

Came home from an election meeting info type of deal an hour ago. I know what I'm gonna vote for now.
And in one hour it's gotten shit ass dark outside! It's only 8.30PM! Early winter or what!?

Yeah, I really don't have any interesting to say actually. School is tugging along well, we made carrot cake yesterday with cute little marzipan carrots on top (and they're delicious!)
Imma grab something to eat, I'm starving!