Then You Crack
In class today we were supposed to write whatever the fuck we wanted! So I was all cheery and full of write and bullshit.
And in the midst of it I started to write porn... and this was something that is handed in... and as the teacher came up to me, I quickly as fuck turned over the page and said: oh it wasn't good, I'll start over.
I panicked xD My mind is so pornofied I even think of it in class! IN CLASS!
So instead I wrote about school uniforms... and that didn't really help, I just thought about other pornographic things, but at least I made it! It sucked since I was really frustrated and... uh... I don't work when frustrated.
And now I have to train for a test we have tomorrow and then Imma continue on that porno. Ehehehehe.
No u can't have!
And in the midst of it I started to write porn... and this was something that is handed in... and as the teacher came up to me, I quickly as fuck turned over the page and said: oh it wasn't good, I'll start over.
I panicked xD My mind is so pornofied I even think of it in class! IN CLASS!
So instead I wrote about school uniforms... and that didn't really help, I just thought about other pornographic things, but at least I made it! It sucked since I was really frustrated and... uh... I don't work when frustrated.
And now I have to train for a test we have tomorrow and then Imma continue on that porno. Ehehehehe.
No u can't have!
Caught in a Bad Bromance
I love Shane Dawson and The Station man! Both of their 'Bad Romance' spoofs are hilarious!
Don't know why people aren't liking The Stations videos :s I love them! It's my kind of humor :3
Anyways, made saffron buns, like a lot of 'em, put the major part of them in the freezer and they took up a whole box :D
But saffron is hella expensive this year, it's expensive every year but since the crops we're Really bad this year it's even more expensive :( last year it was about 20-25 for 0.5g this year it's between 27-35, you may think it's not much but it is, mostly because I used 3 bags (1.5g) and that almost comes up to 100kr. I'm glad I don't have a bakery right now, I don't even wanna think about the kilo price!
But those who sell buns don't use saffron (at least not the cheap places like press stop), maybe just a very small amount (like 0.25g for 2 batches, which should contain at least 1.5)
But enough about saffron.
I'm going to bed!
Don't know why people aren't liking The Stations videos :s I love them! It's my kind of humor :3
Anyways, made saffron buns, like a lot of 'em, put the major part of them in the freezer and they took up a whole box :D
But saffron is hella expensive this year, it's expensive every year but since the crops we're Really bad this year it's even more expensive :( last year it was about 20-25 for 0.5g this year it's between 27-35, you may think it's not much but it is, mostly because I used 3 bags (1.5g) and that almost comes up to 100kr. I'm glad I don't have a bakery right now, I don't even wanna think about the kilo price!
But those who sell buns don't use saffron (at least not the cheap places like press stop), maybe just a very small amount (like 0.25g for 2 batches, which should contain at least 1.5)
But enough about saffron.
I'm going to bed!
music
I kinda bought my own x-mas gift today... since it's black friday many stores have sales, and apple was one of them, and with my student card thingy I got some money off and free engraving and shipping (awesomeness)
and so I've asked my parents if they could pay me back so they technically bought it for me (and that way I can buy gifts to other people, my money just went down the drain from the ticket and that iPod.)
blurgh, anyways, it's Friday and that means tomorrow I'm working ;D and on Sunday I'll be going to a sushi/wok/ice cream buffé Yeah, suck on that bitch, ICE CREAM BUFFÈ! Mehehehehe!
and I'll be seeing New Moon :3 Searching for Jacobs nipple 8D
and so I've asked my parents if they could pay me back so they technically bought it for me (and that way I can buy gifts to other people, my money just went down the drain from the ticket and that iPod.)
blurgh, anyways, it's Friday and that means tomorrow I'm working ;D and on Sunday I'll be going to a sushi/wok/ice cream buffé Yeah, suck on that bitch, ICE CREAM BUFFÈ! Mehehehehe!
and I'll be seeing New Moon :3 Searching for Jacobs nipple 8D
WOOH!
I has ordered a plane ticket! :D though it cost me 1060 (the ticket cost like 700, luggage 330, and then for my effing vis card 110.. bitchin visa)
But anyways! Cheap Christmas y'all! :D ... D: but I'll be there for a week in total! 14-21 <3 Can't wait! the living arrangement haven't been done... but it'll turn out nice... I hope xD just wink to a cute British boy and jump into his bed, simple |3 (or maybe not haha)
But I think I'll have a effing great time nonetheless man! :D
oh and... my mother kicked my brother out today because of school. He now comes home... I do not want to be here when the morning comes I tell you, the war has begun.
But anyways! Cheap Christmas y'all! :D ... D: but I'll be there for a week in total! 14-21 <3 Can't wait! the living arrangement haven't been done... but it'll turn out nice... I hope xD just wink to a cute British boy and jump into his bed, simple |3 (or maybe not haha)
But I think I'll have a effing great time nonetheless man! :D
oh and... my mother kicked my brother out today because of school. He now comes home... I do not want to be here when the morning comes I tell you, the war has begun.
carrot mmm
Been craving Carrots big time today. Took one with me to school and ate after math, delish mate! and when I came home I ate the remaining two and I'm still hungry. Jeez! And we're out of fruit too! No apples, clementines, no bananas and no chocolate! D: ... wait... nevermind!
I'm really caught up in doing homework that I will never finish, cause, to be honest, I have no fricking clue what to do! It's really hard trying to make up your own hotel on realistic demands! And I'm fucking hungry! Gimme some carrots!
I'm really caught up in doing homework that I will never finish, cause, to be honest, I have no fricking clue what to do! It's really hard trying to make up your own hotel on realistic demands! And I'm fucking hungry! Gimme some carrots!
Flight!
Tomorrow I'll be ordering a ticket for London! Because I get my paycheck tomorrow <3
and I have to buy Christmas presents :( that blows.... hate shopping, blurgh, unless it's for awesome shirts or skate shoes |3 ... oh and no I'm not a dude, dude! just a dude trapped in a girls curvy body (mmm, curvy)
uuuuuuuuuuuuh.... no
Anyways, went to the party saturday, I had fun even though someone ruined my night by making me feel guilty. Jeez, I wanted a cute face to fuck on halloween man, I don't him as my boyfriend... and he only liked me because I'm ginger at the time... thumbs up bitch.
Also I've sworn to talk more to my guitar buddy! Even though I was a little drunk I remember it.. sadly... I'm a coward, I've only talked to the guy like half a time!? :D I'm great at convos you see! :3
Went to the dentist yesterday... took a cast of my teeth which almost made me throw up (yay for gag reflexes.. you're not wanted 'growl') and made me feel a little sick for the rest of the day. And I'm going back next Thursday to talk about the braces thing and even Maybe put in the top one! (YAY, finally getting straight teeth, effing faggots!... hehe, puns)
Going to bed nao, can't wait to order me tickets :'3 LONDON <33333333
and I have to buy Christmas presents :( that blows.... hate shopping, blurgh, unless it's for awesome shirts or skate shoes |3 ... oh and no I'm not a dude, dude! just a dude trapped in a girls curvy body (mmm, curvy)
uuuuuuuuuuuuh.... no
Anyways, went to the party saturday, I had fun even though someone ruined my night by making me feel guilty. Jeez, I wanted a cute face to fuck on halloween man, I don't him as my boyfriend... and he only liked me because I'm ginger at the time... thumbs up bitch.
Also I've sworn to talk more to my guitar buddy! Even though I was a little drunk I remember it.. sadly... I'm a coward, I've only talked to the guy like half a time!? :D I'm great at convos you see! :3
Went to the dentist yesterday... took a cast of my teeth which almost made me throw up (yay for gag reflexes.. you're not wanted 'growl') and made me feel a little sick for the rest of the day. And I'm going back next Thursday to talk about the braces thing and even Maybe put in the top one! (YAY, finally getting straight teeth, effing faggots!... hehe, puns)
Going to bed nao, can't wait to order me tickets :'3 LONDON <33333333
You're in ruins
I'm home from church, and yet again I realized something.
I had a good time, met friends, were told stories by candlelight and watched people do their acrobatics.
Twas nice. Now I'm off to bed, don't really have anything else to say.
I had a good time, met friends, were told stories by candlelight and watched people do their acrobatics.
Twas nice. Now I'm off to bed, don't really have anything else to say.
Sizzle!
Zup! I've come to mind that I change my style kind of... I mix a lot.
I also found my Green Day bracelets that I made in sixth grade (when I was a lil Green Day Nerd, like seriously... I wore a black shirt and a red tie... everywhere...) and I wanted to remake them, not remake, but so I can use them again, cause they're pretty sweet. But since I made them with just thread, once I took 'em off, I wouldn't be able to wear them again (had to cut them off), so now I'm thinking about how I should make them wearable again. I want them for London :D
Or I could make new ones, not that hard... just need to buy a bunch of bracelet thingy stuff... and stuff... I think...
uuuhhh...
One more thing, uh, mah, I need 200 dollars because.. I need a fix (oh spike <3)
No, but seriously, two more things, I'm gonna to borrow my teachers 'An Interview with a Vampire' books since I finished another anne rice book and I loved it (The Mummy or Ramses the Damned, go read it!). I like my teacher, he's awesome!!
And the other thing, tomorrow I'm going to work after school, directly after, whoop! and then after that I'm heading to youth church, haven't met a lot of people in a long time!
I also found my Green Day bracelets that I made in sixth grade (when I was a lil Green Day Nerd, like seriously... I wore a black shirt and a red tie... everywhere...) and I wanted to remake them, not remake, but so I can use them again, cause they're pretty sweet. But since I made them with just thread, once I took 'em off, I wouldn't be able to wear them again (had to cut them off), so now I'm thinking about how I should make them wearable again. I want them for London :D
Or I could make new ones, not that hard... just need to buy a bunch of bracelet thingy stuff... and stuff... I think...
uuuhhh...
One more thing, uh, mah, I need 200 dollars because.. I need a fix (oh spike <3)
No, but seriously, two more things, I'm gonna to borrow my teachers 'An Interview with a Vampire' books since I finished another anne rice book and I loved it (The Mummy or Ramses the Damned, go read it!). I like my teacher, he's awesome!!
And the other thing, tomorrow I'm going to work after school, directly after, whoop! and then after that I'm heading to youth church, haven't met a lot of people in a long time!
Hurry, hurry, buy my rice and
Curry! I made that today. I hate curry, tastes like shit! though I like the smell my fingers adopted from it: cinnamon and cardamom!
Smells like Christmas to me, sorta. and the yellow is starting to go away from under my nails (before they were glowing yellow)
And tomorrow I have a hotel quiz.... I hate hotel class, it's boring and not something I want to work with when I finish school! I don't even wanna try it! FUCK!
Well, maybe for the exception of the hot guy with blue eyes at that hotel in town. hehe, I'd work for him any day.
Smells like Christmas to me, sorta. and the yellow is starting to go away from under my nails (before they were glowing yellow)
And tomorrow I have a hotel quiz.... I hate hotel class, it's boring and not something I want to work with when I finish school! I don't even wanna try it! FUCK!
Well, maybe for the exception of the hot guy with blue eyes at that hotel in town. hehe, I'd work for him any day.
Oh brother
I know, two in a row, but STFU!
My brother stole my mouse because mom took his away since he doesn't go to school (instead he plays video games) and so I went to get it back and bitch starts flailing and we start fighting. Eventually I turn off his computer because I'm deliberately pissed. and then he starts destroying my mouse... like a retarded child. So I try to pry it out of his hands, which doesn't work, bitch got an iron grip, and it makes plastic-popping sounds, so I bite his hand, still nothing, eventually our mom comes in and he lets go of the wrecked mouse. Though I fixed it with some violence (it's still working) and he inspects the bite mark I made. I bit him so hard it almost went through his skin. He did deserve it but still not. But I got so fucking pissed and yeah me and anger sometimes just clashes.
My brother stole my mouse because mom took his away since he doesn't go to school (instead he plays video games) and so I went to get it back and bitch starts flailing and we start fighting. Eventually I turn off his computer because I'm deliberately pissed. and then he starts destroying my mouse... like a retarded child. So I try to pry it out of his hands, which doesn't work, bitch got an iron grip, and it makes plastic-popping sounds, so I bite his hand, still nothing, eventually our mom comes in and he lets go of the wrecked mouse. Though I fixed it with some violence (it's still working) and he inspects the bite mark I made. I bit him so hard it almost went through his skin. He did deserve it but still not. But I got so fucking pissed and yeah me and anger sometimes just clashes.
The end is near
or not. So yes I did see '2012' today, well yesterday technically. anyways, it was okay! The special effects were real good and John Cusak was awesome as always. But I got so irritated towards the end when Jackson was diving, no wait sorry- was Going to dive, and everyone was like: Don't go, I love you, hug me, fuck me, kiss me and what the fuck not, and the rest of the ship was: MATEY GET THAT THING AWAY OR WE'LL ALL DIEE!!!! there's not much time left!And there they were hugging the fuck out of time -.-
Oh an Sasha :( Damn, cute Russian boy!
He kicked death in the face but got roundhouse kicked so hard Chuck Norris would've been proud.
But you it was worth seeing (since I wasn't the one paying, the benefit of going to the movies with your parents) but I don't really really recommend it, you should rather rent it, though then the effects are a tad bit ruined.
So if you want to see a good BLAM movie see it, if not, don't.
But I would give it 5/10
Good acting and all, but dramatic action, it just doesn't go well.
Oh an Sasha :( Damn, cute Russian boy!
He kicked death in the face but got roundhouse kicked so hard Chuck Norris would've been proud.
But you it was worth seeing (since I wasn't the one paying, the benefit of going to the movies with your parents) but I don't really really recommend it, you should rather rent it, though then the effects are a tad bit ruined.
So if you want to see a good BLAM movie see it, if not, don't.
But I would give it 5/10
Good acting and all, but dramatic action, it just doesn't go well.
Also, I bought Guitar Hero 5 today, it is tots rad! haha! But it got some really good songs even if I've only gotten through like 2 venues (I started playing it after I got home from the movies, which was about 18.30) but when it comes to singing.. the game goes: FUCK YOU!I can't sing okay, even though I was in choirs from when I was 5-10 (then I went on to piano, because I couldn't sing, then piano got boring and I moved onto Guitar, though I miss piano... I wanna learn to play the drums!) and I had big problems with getting a gold record with vocals!
I can keep a effing note, but I don't really know the songs... hehe.
Gimme some Green Day and I'll kick the song's ass! (or not)
I want a Green Day Guitar Hero. Fuck Aerosmith! I want meh some Green Day riffs and god the solos and Tré's drumming ooooh<3
uuuh, I should sleep now, kthnxbye!
Nom nom kitteh
I hope you've seen the Nom nom kitteh because it's adorable and me and my sister walk around the apartment om noming to each other like the kitteh. We're retarded you may think and you may be correct.
Anyways, I'm trying desperately to draw, it is going down the drain to say the least. I tried my hands on an alligator (it looks like a pile of poop) and now I just doodle in class.
By the way, I made mayonnaise in class today, again. we did it last week, but damn, my mayo-arm is getting way better (it've changed name from Hand-job-arm since I haven't given one in a long time, sad story)
When I've finished school I will have a huge right arm and a tiny left arm. And people will now: I'm mayo girl!
;D
Anyways, I'm trying desperately to draw, it is going down the drain to say the least. I tried my hands on an alligator (it looks like a pile of poop) and now I just doodle in class.
By the way, I made mayonnaise in class today, again. we did it last week, but damn, my mayo-arm is getting way better (it've changed name from Hand-job-arm since I haven't given one in a long time, sad story)
When I've finished school I will have a huge right arm and a tiny left arm. And people will now: I'm mayo girl!
;D
Bring that shovel!
I'm sick... as always. Now I have a terrible sore throat that keeps killing me whenever I swallow (hehe), so I've been home for the past 2 days. Haven't taken a shower in the last 2 days either, y-u-u-u-mmy.
Anyways, I seriously have to phone about the tickets.
It's making me nervous knowing that they're only sending them out a week before the show.
And the possibility that it might not arrive until 48 hours before the show! And then you HAVE to call them to see what the eff is wrong.
You notice I'm nervous? And it's still 7 months left til the actual show. hehe. I tend to panic.
blargh, anyways, back to school tomorrow. I feel better though still not. I have a test tomorrow about grains.
Anyways, I seriously have to phone about the tickets.
It's making me nervous knowing that they're only sending them out a week before the show.
And the possibility that it might not arrive until 48 hours before the show! And then you HAVE to call them to see what the eff is wrong.
You notice I'm nervous? And it's still 7 months left til the actual show. hehe. I tend to panic.
blargh, anyways, back to school tomorrow. I feel better though still not. I have a test tomorrow about grains.
Phone me!
So I got the confirmation e-mail, but I think I have to call them to see if they actually Can ship em out to me.
I've got the number down, but I think I'll call on Monday... or something.. I'm a real sucker when it comes to calling companies because I have no fucking clue as to what I'm supposed to say or if I should use my professional voice (I have one unfortunately) or just stutter and ramble. I hate talking over the phone. I have to have someone with me when I'm on the phone... well, not if I'm talking to my bro, but with unknown people!
So much easier to send mails and texts (I hate professional texts, they annoy me, I have to make em sometimes)
And what I'm meaning with professional is: Hi, I don't understand this and that, could you please help me? Thanks. //your name.
Those, I hate those! And you feel awkward writing them! Bluurgh!
I'm so effing polite while talking with business people I don't know, because that's how I'm raised.
To be polite... that's also why I don't really get angry at people, because it's un-polite... I suck. >_> sucks to be polite
I've got the number down, but I think I'll call on Monday... or something.. I'm a real sucker when it comes to calling companies because I have no fucking clue as to what I'm supposed to say or if I should use my professional voice (I have one unfortunately) or just stutter and ramble. I hate talking over the phone. I have to have someone with me when I'm on the phone... well, not if I'm talking to my bro, but with unknown people!
So much easier to send mails and texts (I hate professional texts, they annoy me, I have to make em sometimes)
And what I'm meaning with professional is: Hi, I don't understand this and that, could you please help me? Thanks. //your name.
Those, I hate those! And you feel awkward writing them! Bluurgh!
I'm so effing polite while talking with business people I don't know, because that's how I'm raised.
To be polite... that's also why I don't really get angry at people, because it's un-polite... I suck. >_> sucks to be polite
Confirm???
So I just ordered tickets to the Green Day show in London... though I'm not sure it will work... I'll get a confirmation e-mail. Hopefully it'll work <3 It has to work! and it was kinda cheap too, like the tickets to the concert in Sweden :D
Haffta go back to school nao!
Haffta go back to school nao!
Vomit in your shoe
I've felt like I was gonna vomit at anytime the past two days. Not sure as to why though, maybe getting the flu? nah, maybe not.
Though I'm still going to school, because I'm not puking. Yay for that at least.
At first I thought it was only because of the old pasta I ate, but it can't affect my tummy for two and a half days.
Hope I don't vomit all over my guitar tomorrow or the 80year old bitch that I have to see tomorrow. Haffta hand her 25kr because of the cups we used and hand her the pink towel, and also get some candles.
Feel like I'm gonna vomit now so gotta run to the toilet! Kthnxbye!
Though I'm still going to school, because I'm not puking. Yay for that at least.
At first I thought it was only because of the old pasta I ate, but it can't affect my tummy for two and a half days.
Hope I don't vomit all over my guitar tomorrow or the 80year old bitch that I have to see tomorrow. Haffta hand her 25kr because of the cups we used and hand her the pink towel, and also get some candles.
Feel like I'm gonna vomit now so gotta run to the toilet! Kthnxbye!
PUMPKIN!
I hearted my pumpkins! haha, I made a bat and a scary ass smiling shizzle (which was supposed to be a welcome sign ... it didn't go well..)
Anyways, yesterday was a fucking successful party! I had great fun and damn I was sexy! I was so hawt I got the Humps! WOOH! But since we had to go outside where it was cold I didn't get the real humps, because it was 'too' cold. Soooo close on ending my one year anniversary. Same thing last year, I was really close on getting the real humps but no. HAHA! I'm not supposed to have sex on Halloween I guess! I'll prolly give birth to an alien if I do! <3
Anyways, today I had to clean everything up and then one of the board members comes down (out of effing nowhere) and starts yelling that it looks like a pigstine (which it did haha) and said that we can't clean cuase we're young and don't have the experience. My friend got pissed and they had a word fight while I went around and kept on sweeping (I handle those situations so well xD). Anyways so she left for a while and I called my parents because we couldn't not clean all that by ourselves. (because everybody else was sleeping and couldn't help us clean)
And my mom even got pissed at that bitch (she was like 80), but she didn't have such as a bad mouth as my friend (whom actually got a little bit rough mouthed when she needn't) and we cleaned that place and bitch had to eat her fucking words because we cleaned and we cleaned it Good!
I do not like the elder. They have no LIFE! Grrr!
Now I have to sleep. I think I have to go to school tomorrow even though I'm just as sick as my mother.
G'night All you lovely ladybirds and monkeyboys!
Anyways, yesterday was a fucking successful party! I had great fun and damn I was sexy! I was so hawt I got the Humps! WOOH! But since we had to go outside where it was cold I didn't get the real humps, because it was 'too' cold. Soooo close on ending my one year anniversary. Same thing last year, I was really close on getting the real humps but no. HAHA! I'm not supposed to have sex on Halloween I guess! I'll prolly give birth to an alien if I do! <3
Anyways, today I had to clean everything up and then one of the board members comes down (out of effing nowhere) and starts yelling that it looks like a pigstine (which it did haha) and said that we can't clean cuase we're young and don't have the experience. My friend got pissed and they had a word fight while I went around and kept on sweeping (I handle those situations so well xD). Anyways so she left for a while and I called my parents because we couldn't not clean all that by ourselves. (because everybody else was sleeping and couldn't help us clean)
And my mom even got pissed at that bitch (she was like 80), but she didn't have such as a bad mouth as my friend (whom actually got a little bit rough mouthed when she needn't) and we cleaned that place and bitch had to eat her fucking words because we cleaned and we cleaned it Good!
I do not like the elder. They have no LIFE! Grrr!
Now I have to sleep. I think I have to go to school tomorrow even though I'm just as sick as my mother.
G'night All you lovely ladybirds and monkeyboys!
