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this sucks kind of. I'm thinking of actaully putting this blog down.

I'm home! Sweet bed I've missed you!
But it was nice in southern sweden (or is it south!? I'm no good with navigation) and I love riding the train they have in H.C that gets robbed (every 15 min) <3
And I saw Lucky Luke today! The guy was coooooooool! or sumthing. haha
But H.C is not something I would actually recomend to someone my age. Because of all the little snotty brats that're running around and shooting with their pistols. I absolutley hate kids. And they seriously made it hard for me to enjoy such a place >: (I also didn't get a gun)
But oh well. It's made for little kids. Not teenagers like me (just a little, I liked Fat Sally's Whorehouse!)

I've got minor hangover. you know, the one were the world feels like it's moving too fast for your recognition!? Yeah, that one.
And I'm up too early for my liking. My mom woke me up at 8 (about an hour ago) and hopefully were leaving soon for High Chaparral, the weastern ;D
Anyways, last night was plain weird. I remember everything but it's just too depressing from my POV.
To say the least, it wasn't too much fun. The unknown people were ... blatantly calling people off.
In a say that they were joking around with us.
I've got two new fresh scratch marks on my left wrist. Don't know if it's either a cat or something else. She had 3 cats and 2 dogs.
It was like a petting zoo... just with drunken people and loud music, hehe. Felt sorry for the dogs akshully.

Yeah, partey tonight... first for the summer, at least for me (I've not been invited to many)
I tried to get my hands on those red plast cups you see in those american teenage movies. But nein, there were none.. in sweden.
I got my hands on coke cups.. -.- at least they're red....
oh well.

I'm so bored right now, that the pack of ciggarettes lying on my desk seems like a good idea for doing something fun with.
There's only four missing (as in gone!?) and what the 'eff' can you do with a pack of smokes!?
Either I will sell them, drown them (hehe), throw 'em or just plainly give them away to some hobbo (I like hobbos... sometimes... though they smell funny) because hobbos don't have any money but you DO! underagetrash (You shouldn't smoke)
Huh, in about 8 months I'm 18. Wow.

Damn... I'm twittering like a whore ... It's kinda repulsing that I always fall for the ... trendy interweb stuffz.
Though I'm a late bloomer in every case |3
Anyways, the clock is almost one and I've baked an apple pie because I had the munchies for one... just now, I'm too tired to wait for it to cool down so I'm gonna head off for my bed.
I don't even know if the pie is great, I kinda experimented... way too much... It may taste lik shit, be over-doughy, watery and taste a lot of cinnamon.
But I do need training on my baking skillz. Don't wanna look like a total fool when attending the new school, heh.

Yeah I don't know either... Yesterday I went on a movie night ... with 3 other people... 3... that's a small number man. Three.
uh, well. I slept over because I am the only one that lives shit ass far away from everybody else I know (haha, I'm superior!) and yeah well, we ate chips the night before... and my tummy doesn't like. Sissygassy I become (it doesn't smell that bad though... I think) and I didn't have the (broken)heart to.. ehh, release those gases at my friends place, and so I got a cramp and constipated.
Well, not constipated I took a shit like an hour ago (sweet melody it was!)
Anyways! Have you ever been in a situation like this!? :3 I sure have been many times! (those cramps are horrible I tell you! HORRIBLE!)

So I've started with origami lately.
Because I was storlling the streets of youtube and found a video on how to do a Pikachu origami!
I tried to do it for two dyas straight before I got the hang of it. Now I can do it without help :D
This is how it looks like after all the folding! (though this isn't mine, I use white paper and colour it afterwards and the tales of mine are a little different since... ehh... I just tend to destory it otherwise)
And yeah well, I have now about.... 10 of 'em and I give them away if someone comes over. Because it looks a little ridiculous ... when I call them my minionsandsaytheywillattackyouinyoursleep.

Piantball yesterday man... I got a really bad shot in my neck.
Hm, well we were eight people (er... 6 guys and 2 girls) and we were late by five minutes though but. The dammned bus didn't wanna move.
Anyways, when we got there we got to SUIT UP! (hehe) and we got masks. Me and the other girl, awesome #1, got extra vests because we were girls |3 (somtimes having a vagina isn't so crappy) and needed extra protection.
But it was really hot. And after an hour and a half we took of our shirts and played in our bras... and suits .
It was nice!
The judge looked a litte bit like the 'new' stifmeister in naked mile/Beta House. hehehe, we liked.
Anyways, the last game we played was... an inmortal combat (until you were our of ammo)... to start off. Later on... it was all on all and hell! I CAMPED!!! Yes I'm a fucking Happy Camper! still I got shot in the neck in that final round by one of the boys and forfeited the last game with about 20-30 paintballs left. Becuase damn it hurt like hell, and I was actually on the verged of tears of pain. But it wasn't that bad. My brother got to use up the rest of what was left in my gun.
And what was in those things!? My hair got all greasy from what was inside them. I got shot in the forehead (though only on the mask) and my bangs got an orange color and became greasy. Same when I got shot in the neck (right where the back of your head starts) my hair was just in disgusting tangles and piggy-messy-ness.
But it was fun nontheless :3 and it's something I'd gladly do again! :D

I just cut my brothers hair... He had made an awful mistake in trying to cut it himself, leaving big tousles of hair left on his head with big crates beneath.
Then he asked me to fix it....
results... yeah.... I shall not get a carrer as a haridresser |3

I can officially NOW die happy! Jesus christ that boy is hawt! Have been ever since I first saw him in the first movie (haha, squeky voice then much, yeah!?)
Though I never knew he could sing. Amazing, the girl he's dating is lucky *grumbles*

I need to start doodleing again. I got a VG in art last term (last art ever) and Mr. Wadpad said I should keep on drawing since I'm 'good' at it and if I don't I will loose my skillz. Which I've kind of have. I can't really draw anymore and it's ... uhm... not tha horrific but, a little sad.
Oh and I want to learn how to color on the computer with PS or some else program. I also want an drwain pad for the computer (I don't like drawing with a mouse)
that said, I will start drawing again

alright aright. I know this may be uhm... a little illegal since this picture is not mine and I don't know the person who made these sculptures. But they're effing awesome and to get on for my brother would totally kick ass !
Maybe I should get to the point where I show the image!? |3

These are called Companion cubes and are fanart (note fanart since she's not the creator of the game) from the game 'Portal' (If you do not know which game this is... all I can say is; The cake is lie)
Now, the girl who made these will probably not know I... ehh, borrowed this picture, but I will still link to her DA out of... ehh.. politcal reasons! (I don't like sue-ie thingies >: they're bad.. for economie, not that I've ever been sued bu)
Also, I've cummed to love cosplayers! Mostly because they all (almost) like to play out their own yaoi >:D
It's awesome, because it's just soooooo much better then non-real porn (uhm, you know, drawn!? Yes that's how I roll, stfu. Manga yaoi <3)
But ! the cosplayers... they're... genderless .__. no seriously, you CANNOT see if they're a boy or girl. It is so scary that you don't know if you're supposed to get turned on or not (I don't really care though, I can swing both ways yes, but it's still scary!) Especially the girls that cosplays as boys that do it REALLY WELL! You can seriously start to think they're hot... but to your horror they're actual girls |3 (it's amusing when people find out though) they should dress as girls... though if they can pull it off, be my fucking guest man >:D (if not... ehm... it's creepy. I've seen it.... I am for ever scarred)

But they had surpise buttsecks... all over the place
Best Harry Potter EVER!!!
I SWEAR!!!! Magnificent!
this is what happens when you think a movie is badass!
Though someone should've been blowing his wand |3
Oh and since it was the premier there were prices and a cinema co-worker had their birthday and so we all sang! :D
And the staff was dressed up in HP costumes. It... Was.... Epic... Awesomeness!!
I can seriously die happy!

Yeah, it's Harry Potter and the halfblood prince tonight. I'm reading the book right now and I'm on chapter seven when they're on the train and Harry is eager to take a look at Malfoy... for no particulary reason.
And he wants to wear the invisibility cloke..... Do I sense Harry wants to surprise buttsecks Draco!?
If so, THAT WOULD BE FRICKING AWESOME!!! MY PLANS IS WORKING :'D
hehehehe. I can see it before me. ehehehehe.
Want one of Gred and Feorge's daydreaming caramells. Then I would Reeeeally see it before me, MAHA!
...
I haven't gotten laid in 10 months, you STFU and GTFO .... or show me dem titties!

I has new phone :D I like.
I will try NOT to lose it while drunk again. Though I don't really miss that phone |3 (I likey this smiley, sort of a smug smile, whereas you halfly close your eyes and smile like a bitch >|3 or you're just cyclops :D)
Yeah, but, tomorrow is Harry Potter premier!!! I has to read the book 6th again to recap!... and understand what the eff I'm going to see, except for Danielle Radcliffe-being-legaly-eighteen-for-a-few-years-and-I-can't-bang-him-because-I'm-not(And-he-likes-shorter-girls)
I'm cool though. Shouldn't be too hard to read that book in a few hours !

Go forth my brethren fools!
I here by declare WAR!

|3 I like to say that, just for fun.

I like this webcomic, the author have the same kind of ... personality as I do.
We like tha same pr0n, anime, same humour etc. I like it.
Now read it or I'll bash you're head in with a yaoi paddle >:D

I've never written this because it's something that I forget during when I'm working.
It's something that happens kind of often, in every fucking store I get.
There's always people that ask: Where's this and that!?
And I Have to answer that I do not work in the store but only with the candy. Some people take it with glee and say sorry and ask someone else (Though old people are so hard to sat no to, that I just have to direct them if I kind of know)
But them we have the grumpy people... I hate them.
They ask the quetsion and I answer and they don't say sorry, in fact they don't say shit and walks away with a sour face grumbling.
it really hits me up every time! :D... naht. And it's always atlest ONE in every store. It pisses me off. and we can not call the customers idiots or even whisper it under our breath (because darn they hear it!) or they'll complain. I've learned to use my telepathic skillz to curse like a flying bitch on fritos.
But then someone saves the day in their unique ways.
But then again... it's shit ass scary when old men hit on you...... I will never put up my hair again, I'd rather people think I'm a boy in those situtaions.... it's creepy.......

(I’m working at the fast food drive-thru with a particularly large group of cars in line.)
Customer: “It sure got busy all at once.”
Me: “Yeah, it happens like that.”
Customer: “You know why that is, right?”
Me: “No, tell me?”
Customer: “We wait around the corner until we have a group of about ten cars, and then we swarm all at once!”
(And from that day forward, everything made sense.)

@notallwaysright.com

that was just true love (reminds me of my friend when he met Pete Wentz once)

HAHAHA! I've found this website! And by god does it seriously prove that people are stupid! xD especially americans |3
but there are also very strange ones, surely intended as jokes (and som are just plain... blasphemy)
 anyways go here, and you will surely laugh you're ass off!

(I am a female employee. A customer came in asking me to look up a movie about NASCAR that was not in our system.)
Me: “We actually don’t have that movie in our system at all. Sorry about that.”
Customer: “The movie is called ****. It’s about a NASCAR driver.”
Me: “Yes, I looked up the title, and we don’t carry that movie at all.”
Customer: “Well, maybe you could ask your manager to look it up for me.”
Me: “Yes, of course.”
Customer: “It’s just that women don’t generally know much about NASCAR. I mean, it’s nothing personal. I know that I wouldn’t be interested in learning how to knit, or how to wash a dish.”
Me: “…”

From notalwaysright.com
I would kill that guy

ahaha, true, but I'm not gonna write this in german... I'm not that good... and well.. babelfish isn't That great when it comes to translating overall big sentences.

anyways, tomorrow is a day with Jürgen! it's her ''fault'' today is german day :D She started it :3

I love that channel on youtube. it's totally random and awesome whort films.. they're 5 sec long... if you hadn't figured out... by the name... ... jerk

anyways, a sample!

Uhm, let's see, to get back on track to the pokémon world.
I'm playing pkmn platinum and but god it's useless playing it on the computer with the english version.
There's a-fricking-lot of events that you have to tend or have Wi-Fi to get the legendaries! I hate it :(
In the japanese version atlest there were glitches (that are fixed in the eng version) so you could get Shaymin and Darkrai. (The secret key is not really necessary)
so I sent a nerdy letter to the pokemon inc. ... I want a DS, but still Shaymin and darkrai and the secret key is out of my reach sense the date has expired for the events of those.
I think nintendo had a backfiring idea when they thought up for these event shitz. I Want My Fucking Shaymin and I deserve one.... kinda.... not... maybe... dammit

So this bet has rules.
Strict rules. Or more like... guidelines.

The one who get's laid first, wins. The loser have to pay 300-100 kr depeding on what have been slept with (boys are objects now). The participates Have to be single or else you're either disqualified or you can't participate (Fuck budies included here).
If you have sex with someone you've already have had sex with you only get 100kr, e.g I cannot have sex with someone from Chile. Arabs are in that line too as they are horny freaks (according to sperm).
So to get the maximum price I have to have sex with a swedish boy.

The bet starts July 13th.
If you want to participate, sign up here if your don't wanna say no to sex!

Yes, I've made a bet with ze Sperm! She and I are both singel girls and we are now betting on who can get laid the fastest!
The winner gets 200 kr.
I need that money to buy a new phone so let's start screwing!
And I think I have a possible dick that can make me win, even if it would make me feel like a pedophile he's the one who's coming on to me... lame excuses..

Nothing happened today... oh yeah, I caught Giratina in that fucking Distortion World that scared the shit outta me at like 3 AM this morning.... it took me... about 10 times to do it since it used up all it's attacks and had to use struggle which recoils on the attacker and killed itself.... 5 times.... the other 4 times my pokémons got killed... the last fricking time I was so tired that when I caught it I got scared and woke up.

I've just eaten something that was awesomely yummy! haha, not to brag about my dad's cooking skillz (which kinda suck sometimes) but today he made something worth taking twice of.
Pasta with agaricus (lol what the hell! Uhm, but Champinjon in swedish) and chicken sauce!
You should deff try it!
Fry som shrooms until goldishbrownish, add chicken (it should be prepared before hand, as in 'barbequed') and Crème fraîche and like a shit load of salt and serve with pasta :3
yeah... it was kinda unnessecary to actually write that down maybe...... uh...

Also, have you seen that commercial for Bruger kings new meal!? It is splendedly Awesome! haha, a guy has bought the new burger 'Transformers 6-pack' and leaves it in his work room alongside his buddy.
He then comes back and there's a big chunk missing from this 6-packed burger. And he asks who did it.
The guy who actually ate the piece blames the... Washing Machine... says it transformed and chewed on the burger and then transformed back.
It can be found on Burgerking.se/kampanj
I loved it :D