S-sale?!
hehe, yes the sales <3 I absolutely love the after-Christmas sales, I love them so much I bought 11horror movies for 78 dollars! That is like 7bucks a movie!!!! Wiie! And as I promised myself, amongst those movies are 2001 Maniacs and Cabin Fever <333 also the Hostel movies (part 1 with extended extra material, because I'm a creep and like to watch Eli Roth) and The Funhouse, since it's supposed to be good (besides twas only 7bucks), and some more that went for 1 dollar each :D
And just now I was looking at Santas helper outfits (since they're cheaper now) and I fell in love with one costume, but it was only in medium :( I'm a size small, and those cups we're too big (B-C, I'm A-B sadly enough) But I guess I could get a little fatter til next Christmas.... though I'd rather spend my money on a new years eve dress, even though I don't know if there'll be a new years party anywhere. And yes I like shopping on the interwebs! Less crowded and noisy.
Downside on shopping the interwebs clean is that you can't try anything on, you measure everything at home to see if it's gonna fit (been there done that for the Krueger dress) and it may not look as good on picture as it does on your body. But I'm happy with the stuff I've bought so far (the Sailor Fuku though was a wee bit too see-through)
And on some interwebical stores you get all psyched up and then look through and damn they only have shit (*CoughAdelineCough*)
Anyways, Imma keep searching for something good to swap!
And just now I was looking at Santas helper outfits (since they're cheaper now) and I fell in love with one costume, but it was only in medium :( I'm a size small, and those cups we're too big (B-C, I'm A-B sadly enough) But I guess I could get a little fatter til next Christmas.... though I'd rather spend my money on a new years eve dress, even though I don't know if there'll be a new years party anywhere. And yes I like shopping on the interwebs! Less crowded and noisy.
Downside on shopping the interwebs clean is that you can't try anything on, you measure everything at home to see if it's gonna fit (been there done that for the Krueger dress) and it may not look as good on picture as it does on your body. But I'm happy with the stuff I've bought so far (the Sailor Fuku though was a wee bit too see-through)
And on some interwebical stores you get all psyched up and then look through and damn they only have shit (*CoughAdelineCough*)
Anyways, Imma keep searching for something good to swap!
Paranormal shit
Saw 'Paranormal Activity' (2009) (though made in 2007) this Monday and damn did it suck! Was only the last scene that was actually scary when he flew into the camera and bitched turned into a demon! And I can't believe everybody in the cinema screamed at tiny things! For the love of shit! It wasn't scary, I was sitting there laughing because it was so pathetic!Yeah, I don't like Paranormal movies since I don't believe in such things and most of those movies are just crap. I'd rather see 'Poltergeist 2' than Paranormal shittyface again! Not worth the money.
Also, it's Christmas! I got Inglourious Basterds on DVD :D And Dad got it on Bluray :P I also got 2 books, a baking book (I already had), a shirt, some baking forms and me iPod :3
Me likey!
Though I'm sick so that's a down part on it. Been walking around and sniffling all over the place.
Well Merry Christmas!
Last day of the sun
I've gone through strong on my Horror Week!
Been watching at least one horror flick everyday the past week. (I saw 2 movies that weren't scary movies thought, but on those days I watched other scary flicks as well)
So today I've seen 'The Haunting in Connecticut' (2009), pretty good in my opinion, couldn't watch it without having my door open, but towards the end it got a little boring and long. One Hide-and-seek game is way too many in a movie and TWO games are like a bullet to your brain! By that second game the scare was lost and you saw everything coming so, yeah. And apparently it's based on a true story from a nut-job family that probably wanted cash. Who in the fuck believes in such a story? and besides every family members story was different, so most things are actually made up. Way to go.
But it's a good scare all the way through if you're easily scared and don't see shit coming.
But good actors, and the son is hot so that's a plus! So for all that it gets a 6.5/10, deliberately good.
And last and very least 'Wrong Turn' (2003). Not way good actors (well, Eliza Dushku is good, but moans too much. It's not a porno!) and kind of an already well outplayed plot. 'The Hills Have Eyes' is way better when it comes to deformation-horror. In 'Wrong Turn', a guy is going to a meeting, and he can't afford a plane ticket so he takes the car and somewhere on the road there's like a gas leak. So he takes another way, or tries to. Then he meets 5 other people. And they start the search for a phone, since Chris (meeting-guy) drove into their flat-tired car.
And then they kinda die. I was waiting for when Clari (or wtf her name was) died, bitch was annoying! Damn, he died so you could keep on living but no, all you do is cry. Where's the survival instinct? If I'd been there I'd yell 'FUCK YOU, I'M NOT DYING' while running for my fucking life leaving her behind on that fallen tree bawling her eyes out. So yeah, not the greatest movie. gets a good 4/10 and a good 4 since bitch died! Moaha!
I'm working til Christmas, so I won't be very active since all I'll do is work and sleep.
Been watching at least one horror flick everyday the past week. (I saw 2 movies that weren't scary movies thought, but on those days I watched other scary flicks as well)
So today I've seen 'The Haunting in Connecticut' (2009), pretty good in my opinion, couldn't watch it without having my door open, but towards the end it got a little boring and long. One Hide-and-seek game is way too many in a movie and TWO games are like a bullet to your brain! By that second game the scare was lost and you saw everything coming so, yeah. And apparently it's based on a true story from a nut-job family that probably wanted cash. Who in the fuck believes in such a story? and besides every family members story was different, so most things are actually made up. Way to go.But it's a good scare all the way through if you're easily scared and don't see shit coming.
But good actors, and the son is hot so that's a plus! So for all that it gets a 6.5/10, deliberately good.
And last and very least 'Wrong Turn' (2003). Not way good actors (well, Eliza Dushku is good, but moans too much. It's not a porno!) and kind of an already well outplayed plot. 'The Hills Have Eyes' is way better when it comes to deformation-horror. In 'Wrong Turn', a guy is going to a meeting, and he can't afford a plane ticket so he takes the car and somewhere on the road there's like a gas leak. So he takes another way, or tries to. Then he meets 5 other people. And they start the search for a phone, since Chris (meeting-guy) drove into their flat-tired car.And then they kinda die. I was waiting for when Clari (or wtf her name was) died, bitch was annoying! Damn, he died so you could keep on living but no, all you do is cry. Where's the survival instinct? If I'd been there I'd yell 'FUCK YOU, I'M NOT DYING' while running for my fucking life leaving her behind on that fallen tree bawling her eyes out. So yeah, not the greatest movie. gets a good 4/10 and a good 4 since bitch died! Moaha!
I'm working til Christmas, so I won't be very active since all I'll do is work and sleep.
Holy smoking.. FUCK!
Just saw 'Avatar' (2009) and fuck was it amazing!!! It went there!!! Like bam!! Fucking 10/10 experience! Haha, though my mom fell asleep, as usual. But it was amazing! The graphics were fucking fantastic, everything was fucking fantastic! I just... GO SEE IT!!! NOW!!!!!!!!1But okay, the plot! So the military goes to planet Pandora to get some expensive rock like... uranium or some shit (I couldn't care less, but it was worth 20mil dollars per kilo), but on that planet lives the Na'vi people and some other freaking cool animals (like Thanators and Ikras) and to get that highly wanted stone they have to chase away the Na'vi from their home. And the military are bitches!
And so Jake (the wheelchair dude) get the mission of trying to talk the Na'vi into move somewhere else, in which he fails and everything gets fripping amazing :D
And I also saw 'The Last House on The Left' (2009) and what can I say.. It was more like a thriller to me, but I winced when they were fighting in the kitchen with hot guy (he was hot!). And I couldn't understand Paige's behavior when hot guy was like all over her, I would be down on my knees if that guy would be like: oh yeah, I like you!Fuck, I need to get laid!
uh, anyways, so this movie is about a dude that's been in prison that gets saved by his friends, and so he takes his son to a motel. and that kid offers these two girls some pot! GREAT PLOT! ... Even though I can actually see this play out cause lets face it, American girls aren't that smart and do anything for pot. So it is kind of a smart plot move there Wes. And apperently it's somewhat based of a ... Swedish ''poem'' where 3 people kill two daughters and sells the clothes to their mother and then the father kills them (and so it almost plays out in the movie, except for clothes they ask to stay in their house)
But yeah, it's not too slow in movement, just somethings made me wanna snore.
But all-in-all I'll give it a 5/10
Friday night with a twist
So last night there was a party, and today I worked. It doesn't sound like a good idea going drinking the day before you're working but damn, I'm fine! I'm not hungover and I even got a hook-up! You know with that boy I said I wanted to fuck, haha, sometimes wishes just come true, though unfortunately I'm on my period so I didn't have sex.
This is the second time I've gotten the chance of getting laid!! DAMNIT!!!! WHY??? WHYYYYYYY??? Though he kept saying that I was using him... because he was wasted and I was sober... but he liked it, since he said he did.. it was just plain weird! haha.
Anyways, saw 'Last House on The Left'. I'll do a review of it laters, now I'm heading to see Avatar :D
This is the second time I've gotten the chance of getting laid!! DAMNIT!!!! WHY??? WHYYYYYYY??? Though he kept saying that I was using him... because he was wasted and I was sober... but he liked it, since he said he did.. it was just plain weird! haha.
Anyways, saw 'Last House on The Left'. I'll do a review of it laters, now I'm heading to see Avatar :D
Friday mash
Mmm, watched two movies, or Two in one: Grindhouse (2007), it consists of Death Proof and Planet Terror.
But I guess you can call it two movies since they're both almost 2 hours long!
So 'Death Proof' is about this dude with a car that's death proof.. well... ehh... Kinda. He's in the movie like 30 min, he other 1½ he's not there xD Not the greatest movie ever made by Quentin Tarantino, but I expected it to be crappy by all the comments it gotten.
So Death proof wasn't all that fantastic, but I liked that Omar Doom and Eli Roth were in it! Especially Omar, he is Damn cute beggin' and whinin' <3 ''I wanna make-ooout'' hells yes, come on over here!
To have Eli and Omar in the same room would be like Heaven! What would be cloud seven though is if the foreplay was them making out, me watching and then after a heavy session of that I'd get in play too! uuh, that wasn't supposed to get in the review... hum, soo! since Eli and Doom was in it, it'll get 5/10
'Planet Terror', now this was hilarious! I thought it was freaking sweet! It was just splashing all over! It was like... Evil Dead 2, it was just so ridiculous it became funny! And I loved it! I love those Silly-horror slashers! Hearts on that!
But on to the plot! It's about something military, and a gas that make people rot on the spot and they kinda become zombies!!!! That's the storyline. I have nothing to say just: See it! Don't take it to seriously, it's nothing scary really! If you're like me you'll laugh!
This'll get 8/10 I like it x)
But I guess you can call it two movies since they're both almost 2 hours long!
So 'Death Proof' is about this dude with a car that's death proof.. well... ehh... Kinda. He's in the movie like 30 min, he other 1½ he's not there xD Not the greatest movie ever made by Quentin Tarantino, but I expected it to be crappy by all the comments it gotten.So Death proof wasn't all that fantastic, but I liked that Omar Doom and Eli Roth were in it! Especially Omar, he is Damn cute beggin' and whinin' <3 ''I wanna make-ooout'' hells yes, come on over here!
To have Eli and Omar in the same room would be like Heaven! What would be cloud seven though is if the foreplay was them making out, me watching and then after a heavy session of that I'd get in play too! uuh, that wasn't supposed to get in the review... hum, soo! since Eli and Doom was in it, it'll get 5/10
'Planet Terror', now this was hilarious! I thought it was freaking sweet! It was just splashing all over! It was like... Evil Dead 2, it was just so ridiculous it became funny! And I loved it! I love those Silly-horror slashers! Hearts on that!But on to the plot! It's about something military, and a gas that make people rot on the spot and they kinda become zombies!!!! That's the storyline. I have nothing to say just: See it! Don't take it to seriously, it's nothing scary really! If you're like me you'll laugh!
This'll get 8/10 I like it x)
I'm still going!
Yes! I started watching 'Quarantine' (2008) and it's just an English version of 'Rec' (2007), so since I've already seen the movie in Spanish I didn't see the point of watching it again in just another language.But! I recommend seeing any of those movies! It's a great horror flick, first time I saw 'Rec' I almost pissed my pants at some parts.
It's about a tv crew (they're just 2 people but) that visits a fire department who gets a call about a women screaming and she turns out to be infected by a virus (zzzzombies) and things lead to them being
quarantined in that building since the authorities doesn't want the virus to spread! So they have to try and stay alive and more and more people get infected.It's recorded through the camera man, so there's no music or anything, it's like it's just recorded.
but definitely giving Rec/Quarantine 7/10.
Red Sands (2009) kinda crappy graphics actually for being a 21st century film! The monster specials were like taken from a homemade movie, like gagfilms.com (an example: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4AUIIgH-m64)except for that the concept was.... meeh-ish. Though that it played out in Afghanistan was something new. Soldiers are on a mission (set in 2002), they find a statue of sorts and you get to know a story about djins and how they were sealed away and otherwise ate humans! So the sexually-frustrated soldier shoots it into crumbles! :D And so they all die... in a very non-gory way (booh), they disappear and get eaten by the djin-chick-monster (nomnom, chicken) and they have hallucinations and kill each other too! because, when you're crazy you do!
But not something I'd recommend, somewhat good actors but all-in-all just meeh. Twas one scare moment that made me jump and the movie was 85min long.. Gets a 3/10
Horror Day Trois
I'm holding my promise to myself! Going strong on the movies!
So now I'm watching 'The Hitch-Hiker' (1953), not a horror movie, but I gave it a shot since I'd already got it. It's a film noir movie, what I would like to call crappy drama with slight thriller induced.
I guess it's okay, but not my style. Black and white movie's never been my thing, never seen a Hitchcock film, it's that bad.
If ya like 'em black-white and no happenings and a short film, then it's for you. otherwise it's just.. meh.
But it was about a hitch-hiker killing the people he hitched a ride with.
And all the action happened when there was 1 minute left of the movie. yay.
The Midnight Meat Train (2008) twas a fairly good movie, but the ending... naaaah, at first the movie was actually believable, I started to think that I never wanted to ride the train from a party Again, but the ending made me go: peesh, I'll ride that train, that'll never happen, you Japanese fuckers, make 'em 'Samara' horror instead.
Yeah, it was directed by.. katesuy? wait, gotta check that, sorry it's: Ryuhei Kitamura, sorry me memory died on me (whose wouldn't on that name?), but yeah, it's definitely watchable, good specials and schtuff, dude from 'Hostel II' (2007) is in it, who gets his balls eaten. And that football hooligan from 'Eurotrip' (2004) is the killer! (you get to know it right away anyways) And it's really hard picturing HIM as a horror actor! He's a drama or comedic actor! Not horror, though he was really good, mostly because he's so buff! like, bull-buff ._. wouldn't wanna meet him!
But this movie gets a 7/10, mostly for good actors, the losing points comes from the ending with the creatures taken from 'Creep' (2004), it just ruined everything!
Tomorrow I'm not sure I'll get the chance to see a movie, since I have a concert to play at in church. Have to be there 2 hours before it starts. bugger. if I get the chance I'll probably see... Quarantine (2008) or Red Sands (2009)
So now I'm watching 'The Hitch-Hiker' (1953), not a horror movie, but I gave it a shot since I'd already got it. It's a film noir movie, what I would like to call crappy drama with slight thriller induced.I guess it's okay, but not my style. Black and white movie's never been my thing, never seen a Hitchcock film, it's that bad.
If ya like 'em black-white and no happenings and a short film, then it's for you. otherwise it's just.. meh.
But it was about a hitch-hiker killing the people he hitched a ride with.
And all the action happened when there was 1 minute left of the movie. yay.
The Midnight Meat Train (2008) twas a fairly good movie, but the ending... naaaah, at first the movie was actually believable, I started to think that I never wanted to ride the train from a party Again, but the ending made me go: peesh, I'll ride that train, that'll never happen, you Japanese fuckers, make 'em 'Samara' horror instead.Yeah, it was directed by.. katesuy? wait, gotta check that, sorry it's: Ryuhei Kitamura, sorry me memory died on me (whose wouldn't on that name?), but yeah, it's definitely watchable, good specials and schtuff, dude from 'Hostel II' (2007) is in it, who gets his balls eaten. And that football hooligan from 'Eurotrip' (2004) is the killer! (you get to know it right away anyways) And it's really hard picturing HIM as a horror actor! He's a drama or comedic actor! Not horror, though he was really good, mostly because he's so buff! like, bull-buff ._. wouldn't wanna meet him!
But this movie gets a 7/10, mostly for good actors, the losing points comes from the ending with the creatures taken from 'Creep' (2004), it just ruined everything!
Tomorrow I'm not sure I'll get the chance to see a movie, since I have a concert to play at in church. Have to be there 2 hours before it starts. bugger. if I get the chance I'll probably see... Quarantine (2008) or Red Sands (2009)
Horror
I love horror movies! So this week I've decided to watch a whole bunch of horror flicks<3
But it's worth seeing if you rent it, don't buy though, not really worth that (only if it's on sale)
it'll get 6/10, mostly because of Josh Hartnett (hehe)
Next up was Cabin Fever (2002), god I was laughing my ass off! loved this! Silly-Horror is my favorite genre of horror! well, Silly-Horror with gore, best ever! It's from the director of Hostel; Eli Roth (plays Bear Jew in IB). and damn, he's fucking disgusting (In a good way)! The movie is about a disease that kills people slowly. It's making their skin (or more like flesh) fall off and rot, and it's very well made! Sometimes in horror you can see everything coming, most things we're just pure bliss to my mind because I was scared and humored at the same time.
Though the shaving (I never wanna shave my legs again) and the ending with Jeff, damn predictable.
But all in all an Awesome movie, nothing you could see twice since you know everything and it kinda takes away the fun, but you can surely watch it several times but with different people (just to scare the crap outta 'em >:D)
9/10 definitely buying it if I find it.
that was yesterdays round about! :3
Today I've watched 3 movies (kinda)
So this movie is about the civil war, many southern folks were killed. And then there's college kids (duh) going for spring break to Daytona Beach, just that they never get there, instead they windup in Pleasant Valley (Georgia), with a total population of 2001 people, which are having a great festivity in honor of the Civil War. Then the fun begins. I loved the killings, they're very humorous and greatly made! I was laughing maybe a little too much when the little pussy-Kat was killed, oh the horses.
And yay for gay action! :D though it wasn't much :( but it was there! Go Ricky!
Definitely a movie I'd buy if I'd find it! But once again, not a twice watch without different people.
know what, it gets a 10/10 just because of Hucklebilly! Oh and the Ending, actually didn't see that one coming! with the cop and all... Go see it!
Dance of The Dead (2008) I didn't even finish watching this movie because it was too amateur stuff. Bad actors, shitty zombies, bad everything. Just a big no, isn't a big surprise it never hit the theaters or I've never heard of it before. And it was 1.30 long, sat through maybe 30min of it.
Don't go through the trouble of seeing this.
The Poster may look good but, not even gonna rate it.
Poltergeist (1982), really good Drama-Horror, but you've probably already seen this movie.
I'm not really delighted in ghost movies, as I don't believe in ghosts, but this was really good, and damn did I laugh when the ghost had her up in the ceiling! I now know where scary movie 2 got the ''ceiling sex scene'' from!
But good actors, pretty good specials for being the 80's, I hate kids even more now; they're not cute, they're scary as shit!
The plot is that a house gets haunted by ghosts/poltergeists, and at first they're like: ooooh, cool!, then the little kid gets taken into the ghost world (to put it simply) and hell breaks lose, it's not cool anymore with moving stuff. So they get help.
And a slight warning: afraid of clowns? you'll piss your pants. Hated that fucking clown. Who the fuck buys a toy THAT size in form of a Clown? Only insane people do that!
But 7/10, it's a good movie, and it was only the clown and the little kid that gave me creeps (the psyching part wasn't scary, more laughable, clay-face)
And now I'm off to watch 'The Hitch-Hiker' (1953) (not a horror flick though), by the sight of the year I'm getting unsure if it'll fall in my taste, but it's a movie based on true facts so I'll give it a shot, besides it's only an hour long. Toots!
Next up was Cabin Fever (2002), god I was laughing my ass off! loved this! Silly-Horror is my favorite genre of horror! well, Silly-Horror with gore, best ever! It's from the director of Hostel; Eli Roth (plays Bear Jew in IB). and damn, he's fucking disgusting (In a good way)! The movie is about a disease that kills people slowly. It's making their skin (or more like flesh) fall off and rot, and it's very well made! Sometimes in horror you can see everything coming, most things we're just pure bliss to my mind because I was scared and humored at the same time.Though the shaving (I never wanna shave my legs again) and the ending with Jeff, damn predictable.
But all in all an Awesome movie, nothing you could see twice since you know everything and it kinda takes away the fun, but you can surely watch it several times but with different people (just to scare the crap outta 'em >:D)
9/10 definitely buying it if I find it.
that was yesterdays round about! :3
Today I've watched 3 movies (kinda)
So this movie is about the civil war, many southern folks were killed. And then there's college kids (duh) going for spring break to Daytona Beach, just that they never get there, instead they windup in Pleasant Valley (Georgia), with a total population of 2001 people, which are having a great festivity in honor of the Civil War. Then the fun begins. I loved the killings, they're very humorous and greatly made! I was laughing maybe a little too much when the little pussy-Kat was killed, oh the horses.
And yay for gay action! :D though it wasn't much :( but it was there! Go Ricky!
Definitely a movie I'd buy if I'd find it! But once again, not a twice watch without different people.
know what, it gets a 10/10 just because of Hucklebilly! Oh and the Ending, actually didn't see that one coming! with the cop and all... Go see it!
Dance of The Dead (2008) I didn't even finish watching this movie because it was too amateur stuff. Bad actors, shitty zombies, bad everything. Just a big no, isn't a big surprise it never hit the theaters or I've never heard of it before. And it was 1.30 long, sat through maybe 30min of it.
Don't go through the trouble of seeing this.
The Poster may look good but, not even gonna rate it.
Poltergeist (1982), really good Drama-Horror, but you've probably already seen this movie.I'm not really delighted in ghost movies, as I don't believe in ghosts, but this was really good, and damn did I laugh when the ghost had her up in the ceiling! I now know where scary movie 2 got the ''ceiling sex scene'' from!
But good actors, pretty good specials for being the 80's, I hate kids even more now; they're not cute, they're scary as shit!
The plot is that a house gets haunted by ghosts/poltergeists, and at first they're like: ooooh, cool!, then the little kid gets taken into the ghost world (to put it simply) and hell breaks lose, it's not cool anymore with moving stuff. So they get help.
And a slight warning: afraid of clowns? you'll piss your pants. Hated that fucking clown. Who the fuck buys a toy THAT size in form of a Clown? Only insane people do that!
But 7/10, it's a good movie, and it was only the clown and the little kid that gave me creeps (the psyching part wasn't scary, more laughable, clay-face)
And now I'm off to watch 'The Hitch-Hiker' (1953) (not a horror flick though), by the sight of the year I'm getting unsure if it'll fall in my taste, but it's a movie based on true facts so I'll give it a shot, besides it's only an hour long. Toots!
You like gore?
Clicky picture and then you can imagine what I wanted to do today! Eli Roth made that picture when he was 6 (he's more twisted than I am)I from now on hate my class, or most people in it. Several guys (I won't say any names)... I imagined myself taking my baseball bat to school, dragging it all the way along the floor into the classroom and beating the shit out of those annoying bitches. I just hate people who can't shut the fuck up!
Then I was happy. But as of right now I feel sick, really really sick. Feels like I'm going to vomit.
Probably something I ate... er... I think. No bad feelings!
Flamable!
Yes, the flames were high here in the home of Fors!
The moss in our adventcandleholderthingshit caught fire from on of the candles. it was just a matter of time before it actually happened.
So my sister yelled at me: COME LOOK! YOU HAVE TO SEE THIS!
So when I opened my door I was greeted with a flameball that my mom was holding (well she held the big porcelain candleholder) and she was walking slowly! as not to drop anything on the floor, well she failed a little and some moss fell on the plastic floor (oh heck to the yes), I was flailing in panic and I laughed at he same time, because I couldn't reach the little piece of glowing moss and my sister was standing right beside it and ignored it. Fortunately the floor didn't burn and now everything is fine.
All the crazy shit happens on our family Sunday dinners.
The moss in our adventcandleholderthingshit caught fire from on of the candles. it was just a matter of time before it actually happened.
So my sister yelled at me: COME LOOK! YOU HAVE TO SEE THIS!
So when I opened my door I was greeted with a flameball that my mom was holding (well she held the big porcelain candleholder) and she was walking slowly! as not to drop anything on the floor, well she failed a little and some moss fell on the plastic floor (oh heck to the yes), I was flailing in panic and I laughed at he same time, because I couldn't reach the little piece of glowing moss and my sister was standing right beside it and ignored it. Fortunately the floor didn't burn and now everything is fine.
All the crazy shit happens on our family Sunday dinners.
Oh Bear Jew
Or rather Eli Roth. Goddamn, hot piece of meat! But he's old meat :( wish I was born earlier! DAMN YOU WORLD!
All the hot guys are old! boys my age are immature and don't like stuff I do.
Gimme that horror director and a fucking blood bath! Grr!
There's a shower scene on YT and I thank the lord for that mirror! But bash the camera man for standing way off and his aim is really bad!
blargh, also I just saw Cannibal Holocaust. Sucked ASS! Sorry, but it's supposed to be a horror flick. nuh-uh, not in my book. The only scary was... I had to fast forward everything so at least something happened!!!!
They raped.. gotta count... I think 3-4 girls (one with a stick) and then they killed uh.. like fiftyeleven people!? I lost count (those were staged) and then they killed 2 monkeys, 1 pig and a turtle (I like tortles), and those killings were real, but I didn't see the bad thing in that (every PETA dude goes: BASTERDS!! U KILLIUN ANIMULS TAH SURVIVE) but it looked really disgusting when they removed the shell from the turtle, looked like an raw egg... everything was just.. sliming around.
Not a movie I really recommend, it's ''soft'' snuff, not great actors and the concept is kinda shitty.
and it's way worse than most 80's movies.
Rent The Grinch instead, just as crappy.
All the hot guys are old! boys my age are immature and don't like stuff I do.
Gimme that horror director and a fucking blood bath! Grr!
There's a shower scene on YT and I thank the lord for that mirror! But bash the camera man for standing way off and his aim is really bad!
blargh, also I just saw Cannibal Holocaust. Sucked ASS! Sorry, but it's supposed to be a horror flick. nuh-uh, not in my book. The only scary was... I had to fast forward everything so at least something happened!!!!
They raped.. gotta count... I think 3-4 girls (one with a stick) and then they killed uh.. like fiftyeleven people!? I lost count (those were staged) and then they killed 2 monkeys, 1 pig and a turtle (I like tortles), and those killings were real, but I didn't see the bad thing in that (every PETA dude goes: BASTERDS!! U KILLIUN ANIMULS TAH SURVIVE) but it looked really disgusting when they removed the shell from the turtle, looked like an raw egg... everything was just.. sliming around.
Not a movie I really recommend, it's ''soft'' snuff, not great actors and the concept is kinda shitty.
and it's way worse than most 80's movies.
Rent The Grinch instead, just as crappy.
Red rode
Got braces yesterday, but only on my upper teeth, have to pull out a tooth under before I get a railroad there too.
Right now I'm eating lunch.. if you can call it lunch, yogurt is not the win, had to go home to eat, I can't chew and there's a constant throbbing in my teeth.
It's worth it though, since I'll get beautiful teeth! well... they won't turn miraculously white but... they'll be straight!
And my eyesight is going crappier by the second, it kinda sucks and... new glasses are not cheap :/
Gonna get an appointment and check my eyes and see what strength I need so we can buy glasses off the net (It's cheaper). Hopefully I won't be blind by the time I'm 20. I think I'm gonna get one of those laser surgery things, because soon my eyesight will probably be so poor I can't use lenses.
Yay, I'm geekified to max man! with braces, coca-cola-glasses, IG in gymclass, mvg in every other subject (not really xD)
Right now I'm eating lunch.. if you can call it lunch, yogurt is not the win, had to go home to eat, I can't chew and there's a constant throbbing in my teeth.
It's worth it though, since I'll get beautiful teeth! well... they won't turn miraculously white but... they'll be straight!
And my eyesight is going crappier by the second, it kinda sucks and... new glasses are not cheap :/
Gonna get an appointment and check my eyes and see what strength I need so we can buy glasses off the net (It's cheaper). Hopefully I won't be blind by the time I'm 20. I think I'm gonna get one of those laser surgery things, because soon my eyesight will probably be so poor I can't use lenses.
Yay, I'm geekified to max man! with braces, coca-cola-glasses, IG in gymclass, mvg in every other subject (not really xD)
