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Okay I'm warning you, this entry will be disturbing!
You have been warned.


So yesterday I sat up all night finishing my presentation about Freddy Krueger. so of course when I fell asleep I dreamt about him. It was so that we kidnapped this girl, some politicians daughter or something, and had her locked in a small apartment with us, where we had her bound to a chair.
Then the greatest sex dream ensued! Seriously! She wasn't involved, was just me, him, candy and that glove. Damn... Shouldn't have watched 'Freddy Vs Jason' and done that presentation at the same time, spices up me brain like hell! Hehe

Oh sheesh y'all, Twas a dream! (I want that shirt! zomfg)

I've just made a PowerPoint presentation about Freddy Krueger. It took me about a week, mostly because Facebook exists, but also because I've edited so many sound clips I feel like flinging 'Audacity' out the window for being a little bitch.. and also, I've been playing way too much snood.. hehe.
But I finished it just now, but apparently the sound clips have to be sent with the presentation or else they won't work, so I had to do some hard work getting every damn fucking file down to the right size so it all would fit into a single e-mail! And I made it! <3

Sweet dweams for me!

Haha, so a few days ago I had this shit ass weird dream that was awesome and not awesome at the same time!
Eli Roth was my teacher, 'hot for teacher' much?, and I have no idea what kinda class we had but it was awesome! :D But the class kind of consisted of just us the students being up at his desk and talking about random shit :P so I went out in the corridor because I was bored and they were all busy talking about baseball and shit.
And when I looked down the corridor I saw a table, and under it was something but I only looked quickly and I thought it was an alien (big black eyes, white/gray lean body, oh you know the deal) so I went back in the classroom and told everybody that I saw an alien and everybody were like: LOL, u krazzy!
So I made a funny face and went back out to see if I actually saw an alien under the table... and there the alien was... under the fucking table staring at me and then it started to move, trying to get away. So I start calling for Mr.Roth kind of calmly at first, but he just said 'yeah, yeah I'm coming' and waved it off and kept on talking with the others.
So when the alien got out of under the table I started fucking panicking and I screamed for all I was worth: 'ELI'
And Then he came rushing out and saw the alien, looked like he'd seen a ghost and dashed for it and tackled it to the floor. Then everybody rushed out and they also looked like they've seen ghosts.
And I was shaking like a leaf.
Hahaha, and that was my dream xD I loved it as much as it was just weird <3

So first off, last Friday I had the last national test in English.
It was the oral test, and since I am the only kid in class that is.. ''well developed'' in english I had to be with the 'other loner' kid in class because he's better than the other kids. haha, lots of kids here, eh?
Anyways, so the test was all about jobs. Since I have a job I know what I want, feel, think and need in/about a job, and we were going to talk about what we value the most in a job such as good colleagues, a fun job, being well paid etc.
I was the one leading the convo, asking my partner why he thought as such and stuffs.
His pronunciation was faulty at a few points so I corrected him (which I got plus points for), and when I explained why having a friendly boss was important to me I said: I don't want a boss that's a total douche (I was going to say dick, but I found it kind of inappropriate in school, but apparently 'douche' was a little too, haha) they both (my partner and the teacher) laughed, and also because I used 'Douche' I got extra points because he didn't expect me to, haha.
And when we started on the second part (choose a statement from the paper and explain why you think as such) we got to barely start until he stopped us and said: Okay, stop, I already knew how well you were going to do at this, I don't need you to do anymore.
So then he started telling my partner how he did and what grade he got: his grammar was good, some pronunciation was wrong, if he went to America/England he wouldn't be mistaken for a local ever and he got a VG+.
Then it was my turn: Perfect grammar, great pronunciation, I would be mistaken for a local after maybe two weeks in America/England and so I got a straight up MVG.
And my partner had to sit there and hear how much better I was, it felt so GOOD! .. oh yeah, did I mention I don't like that guy that I had to have as my partner!? He's the one whom I've been talking about before, fucking idiot.
Anyways, I'm proud of how well it went for me :D

YOU KNOW WHAT? it's soon June :3 and real soon too! First week of June I'll be heading to Gothenburg to see Green Day like YEAH!
Then two weeks after I'm going to London to see them again xD And I am now getting excited as fuck!! June will be the awesomest month of months this year! Like yeahuh! *Thrust*

uuh, on other notes, I have nothing to sayuh... awkward...

I SHOULD be sleeping right now, but since I've been sleeping 'til noon everyday for the past 4 days my sleep schedule has changed... hehe, I'm supposed to be up and about in like 5 hours and start making ice cream, no wait sorry, sorbet in school and then talk about grades, it's a chill Monday but uh... being in a kitchen with sharp stuff whilst sleepy has never been a good deal for me... ever! That only applies for in the bedroom as a good thing... and only post-sex! (I don't even know myself!)

But last Wednesday I went out for the first time! Wooh, Gay club ftw! Yes, I went out with the gays to a club and the drinks were expensive as HELL! HOLY FUUUCK! I'm saving my money for London, seriously!! I need to plan if I'm going to Gothenburg again this summer Now before I go out drinking again!
I think I ended up spending around 1000kr on one night (I loaned some money to my friend and I also payed for the cab home.. so, I should be getting some money back), so I'll be easy with the clubbing.
But I had fun! Even though I threw up on the way home (I didn't even drink that much.. but I got hungry before we left for the club, oops)

And last but not least, I saw Nightmare again. I HAD TO! And damn, it spiced up my dreams A LOT! And I like it A LOT! In fact I like it a lot right now, going to bed, bye!

So I somehow ended up on a date. Well, I think he saw it as a date and I didn't.
Lemme start over.
So my friends ex started talking to me on Facebook and we decided do see Clash of the Titans at the cinema together.
And we were supposed to see it today, but the projector broke so we got to see Iron Man 2 (again) and we also got free tickets to whatever movie we wanted.
But about half way through the movie he tries putting his arm around my shoulders, which I shake away.
And he also payed for the tickets.
I do believe this is the second time this has happened... who was the first guy? I have a feeling this has happened before, I just don't remember who it was... I guess he wasn't that important, haha.
Oh, and when we parted he gave me this hug that was very rough, and it pressed my (big ass marvel) headphones into my collarbone, and I had to run to the train so no time to complain.

Yeah, that was a 'fun' day. One thing I actaully really like about that guy are his canine teeth, they're pointy and sharp and I want them! :(
Haha, but I would never destroy an 11-year long friendship over a dude with malicious teeth

I've found the greatest website of them all!
This dude in Denmark makes Legit Freddy Krueger gloves with actual knives (well, blunt knives but still!) and they are so motherfucking awesome!!!
The catch though is that they cost 275 dollars (ca 2000kr) and I do have that kind of money (well over that kind of money actually) but I showed my mom and she went crazy.. not crazy like me, but 'Mom crazy' and started yelling as if I'd already bought 'em! I had fun times pretending I'd done it, good times yes! :D
Yeah, I'd either would want the 'Versus' glove or the 'Original Nightmare' glove (he has made up to 6 gloves, the Freddy's Revenge glove isn't there (like it's such a big difference to that one as the first one) so he's made the 'new nightmare' glove! The one with the bones and muscles)
So I want one for Christmas! Okay, got it? Good :D

Just because of that movie I'm having these ... uuh... fantasies. I've had them before, but not as strong.. this is really awkward...
But okay, so I seriously have this Freddy Krueger fantasy... it is a little disturbing actually, but it makes me incredibly hot. Like so hot I can't control myself...
I'm not actually telling you how it goes, but I would love to someday play out this scenario, minus the burn damage, the burn damage isn't something that someone could endure nor survive with (and it isn't really a turn on).
But it is more the way Freddy talks and acts (minus the mother fucking child molesting, that is not hot on my list), but I would like a guy to act like Freddy once.. like have his way as Freddy.. if you've seen the movies you'll understand how he is (he is perverted as HELL <3 and really sick and.. yeah <3)

This was way awkward... I will have a great nightmare tonight, hehehehe.... I have to stop that ._.

Okay, so you may know that I'm a huge 'Nightmare' fan, since I was like... 12 or 15, and yesterday night I saw the ''remake'' or the ''new'' nightmare... I don't know if it's really a remake because it's more of a 'before the first one' kinda thing, but still not...
Well, the kids in the movie were the ones who made the parents kill Freddy (in the first original Wes Craven nightmare, the parents burn Krueger and their kids have never heard of him nor met him when they were young), because he is a pedophile and child murderer.. BUT in this new film he doesn't kill the kids when he's alive, he works at a kindergarten and molests the kids, but he doesn't kill them (because seriously, he's supposed to kill them too) and Nancy is his favorite.
Just to be blunt, I would've Loved to play the role as Nancy in this movie. Duude, there is this bed scene where Freddy is all like ''That dress is my favorite'' and kinda proceeds do try and undress her... I'm sick but damn that actually turned me on.
Yeah I have a Freddy fetish, don't... uh... hate on me! Well, a Freddy fetish but a Freddy without the mask, because who would want to have latex rubbing all over ya body? blurgh.
OFF TOPIC THAT WAS!
But anyways, there were some stuff I really didn't like, like the special effect with him pressing against the wall (better in the original one, where Robert is actually just pressing against a sheet of sort, no CGI), him not killing while alive, him not calling on the demons (at least it didn't seem like he did) when being killed, his knives seems shorter, it's not Robert playing Freddy, the special effect in the prison cell was so terrible (was like something off of youtube), most of the actors were kinda crappy (Just like in the original actually), Nancy reminded me of Felicia Day (which was bad in this movie).
Otherwise it was actually good, I really liked that Freddy had so much dialouge in this one (even if his voice wasn't the right one) and he actually made me a little hot (as seen above)
I am actually buying this when it comes out, probably mostly as porn and nothing else.
gets an 7.5/10 from me. Never hire crappy actors, for the love of god!

What can I say.. the party that happened after the gig was a disaster... for me, for everybody else (almost) it was fucking awesome.
Yeah, I think I had about two panic attacks in the span of one hour. It was a great night...
I also cried while doing the dishes as people left (haha, oh pathetic). I was sad because I had no idea what I was supposed to do, because the pipe to the faucet in the bathroom was broken and there was water on the floor.

THOUGH! Everything is taken care of :D I actually don't know why I couldn't relax even one tiny bit and have some fun. I was stressed out all night, and didn't help that my friend got stressed out because I was stressed out! GAAH!
She's an angel though, even if we had been fighting almost the whole week before.

So two days after I treated two friends to go see Kick Ass (was going to treat three, but she was sick), as a thank you for everything kinda deal :P

So back to the present ;) tomorrow I'm seeing Iron Man 2 with me padre! Free movie, man, is assum!