Who we are

I am?! Well, yesterday I did, filmed with a sucky cam at tha cinema.
But I didn't want to go to the cinema myself and see the movie again for 110 kr plus I wanted to get down some quotes from the movie that I really like (I have to pause the film, can't really do that at the cinemaaas)
I wrote these down as the movie went so they're in... order as they come in the movie, they won't really give away the movie, not 'important' parts at least... or just maybe..


Quotes, Watchmen

Ozymandias;
"It doesn't take a genious to see the world has problems."

The Comedian;
"We're soceties only protection.
Night Owl II;
From What?
The Comedian;
you kidding me? From themselves"

The Comedian;
guns down civilians
"What happened to the american dream?
It came true, you're looking at it"

Rorschach;
"Humans are savage in nature. No matter how much you try to dress it up, to disguise it."

Dr. Manhattan;
"I am tired of earth, these people. I'm tired of being caught in the tangle of their lives."

Rorschach;
"You see Doc, God didn't kill that little girl. Faith didn't butcher her. Destiny didn't feed her to those dogs.
If God saw what any of us did that night, he didn't seem to mind.
From whatever I know, God doesn't make the world this way.
We do."

Rorschach;
"Never disposed a sewage with a toilet before. Obvious really.
Two - Nothing, your move."

Dr. Manhattan;
"I can change almost anything. But I can't change human nature."

Night Owl II;
"You have an idelized mankind, but you've deformed it. Mutilated it. That's your legacy.
That's the real practical joke."

Rorschach;
"Rorscach's journal, october 12th 1985:
Tonight a comedian died in New York."

Today during english, we were supposed to make a book cover for our never-will-be-written book.
And since I like horror (more like love, it's the greatest genre of all!) I wanted to make a book in horror/action genre.
And when my teacher saw what I'd written he almost ran away while I was in mid-sentence! Bitch!
Could've been because I'd written: 'The streets were filled with blood, the gutters overflowing'
donno if I'll keep up my good work and finish my horror book and make an comedy book (those aren't so good, it's somewhat hard) ((heh, hard))
On other notes, someone is back to their awesome happy self and is my dude again!

on greater shitty notes... it's my birthday next week, happy seventeen *thumbs up**fugly smile*

I've just spent about an hour to clean my room and the bathroom.. I always get to clean the small bathroom and frankly it makes me feel like I'm in the army or something.

Alas, I've come up with this; when I'm 18 I will get a tattoo and when I get older I will get more tattoos, to be more exactly: 4 tattoos.
All of wich will be pokémons! (I have not been more serious on this blog than I am now)
I will get these four inked on my skin forever:

Yes correct, it's Espeon, Flygon, Lugia and Totodile
They're my favorite pokémons ! :D
and the reason I want these on my skin is they are the biggest reason as to why I have fluent english, without pokémon I probably would SUCK at english (and look now I rule at it!)
Plus they're awesome!
Espeon; the evolution from Eevee, evolved in daylight from kindness. It's a psychic pokemon.
Flygon; the last evolution of Trapinch (second vibrava). It's a ground dragon / dragonfly.
Lugia; a legendary pokémon, said to rule the deep seas. It's a mix of Psychic, flying and water.
Totodile; a beginners pokemon, evolves in two turns; Croconaw and Feraligator. It's a water type.

I is a pokedex :3
Though I hate the newest pokemons (almost), they're shit ass ugly and I don't know whack about 'em.

so the hour is over and I track back to the puter.. because there's nothing to watch on tv... well anyways, I play pokémon (like a real dork) and I need help with my Pokémon Yellow.
You see, you can't catch 'em all in one game (you need both blue and red I think), you have to trade, and now I'm looking for someone to trade with (or have for a shit ass long time and forgot about it and now remembered it). So what I need is: Weedle, Ekans, Meowth, Shellder, Hitmonlee, Lickitung, Koffing, Jynx, Magmar, 2 Eevee's, Omanyte and then of course the pokémon you have to trade back and forth with someone so they evolve: Pikachu (that bitch), Kadabra, Machoke, Graveler and Haunter. So anyone that has a Game boy Color trading cable and have the pokémon I need and feel like evolving my pokémon? :D (I still though haven't caught Pinsir, he's a bitch)
Also, while we're talking about Pokémon, when I turn 18 I will get an pokémon tattoo! For real!
Donno wich yet though, thinking about Turtwig or Totodile

Wraaaaah!! the sound of me barking: 5 MINUTES LEFT!
makes my family scatter around for candles :D I so rule!
Also, I've found this
Let's not look at the cute boy, but the cute boys hair! I want it for myself !!
I like I like...
oooh, only 3 minutes left... we're going cozy!

Two of thee most awesomest people from Sweden will be cumming to Stockholm!
.. though it's on easter... and I'm working... the whole week from 6-20 (I am not kidding)
I will probably kill myself the day before my birthday, just so I don't have to work.

in other news, I don't like whipped cream... well I do but I hate that it have the power to make you feel sick after you've eaten it with waffles.
I need to cut my hair too

I think Nisse-T just died... nah, he's moving if I poke him.
he's making bubbles the whole time, and Loudly I might add.
Sometimes when you're totally unprepared it just goes POP and you know Nisse-T's horny.... and he's doing it rigt now.

I was going to write something... but I forgot and Nisse-T REALLY has to stop making bubbles, damnit, you're not getting a female bitch, Suck it up!!!!!!!!!!

I've had a little talk with my friend, and we came to the conclusion that the government is after us!!
Why you ask!? because we're just pure awesome! Me (awesome number 1) and awesome #2 (YES YOU'RE NUMBER 2 DEAL With It, I'm older nana.. oh yeah.. it's your birthday soon actually... what do you wish for!???) discussed why I was sick, and it was the ... higher ups fault! they want me out!!! SO, by this we came with an awesome idéa of making our own town!
Let me present to you... Awesometown! ... and it's only us two in it! ... you can come to party's and whatnots, but fuck no if an Zombie invasion gets the world, you're dead!
So we'll build a huge wall around us (hehe) and we'll have personal sex slaves (It's a must have)... (and so many we won't remeber their names) and have one ass fuck big storage of weapons, because hey... what if an real zombie invasion ACTUALLY happens (it is NOT impossible shut up), so yeah, we'll have our own little harem hideout in case of an zombie invasion.
We will build it with Cardboard

Yeah.... I really feel like shit right now. My stomach didn't appreciate that I went to school and really failed on the nationaltest in english (the writing essay part...C) I can say mine was very special and shitty, since I was shitload dizzy when I came to school. the whole classroom was Spinning! I almost threw up :D
I feel like throwing up now too, I won't go to school tomorrow, no shit :)

it's Waffle-day !!!
And I'm going to school today... just for the national test! I'M EFFING GOOD!!
I had coffee today... haven't had coffee in about a week... I'm... i'm... .. yeah you know... little out of it!! :D

Comercials... they speak to me! This one with Nike+ shit.... I had to check it up... appears you HAVE to buy special shoes and need an iPod nano to 'Join the challenge'.... it's... a little shitty, since I don't own an iPod nano nor a pair of neat Nike shoes
hypocrite Nike bastards Grrrr
nao it's oreo time !

Use the force dude!!!
It's star wars on tv shizzle! (the title is though from Romeo and Juliet...)
I have the three first (I, II and III) on DVD... the last three I HAD on vhs.... but... they're gone!! The misery!
I so feel the need to watch all the Star Wars movies all over again (and watch the part of Revenge of the sith about 20 times over and over just to stare at young anakins oh so well toned stomach, drooooool, mmm yes and I saw that movie at the theaters, yum)

fo shizzle my nizzle I'm onna try and get better nao. I hate to be sick is sucky rly!

Yeah I'm sick.. since about two days back.
It sucks... BIG time. My throat hurts like a bitch, my eyes are like "Run, forest run!"... and so is my nose.
yesterday I had the big pleasure to watch american pie; Band Camp, The naked Mile and Beta House. And daaa-haaaam the new guys were hot.... except for Eric..

Anyhow, two days ago my brain was going a little psycho.
Everything was spinning and I could laugh at small things... I wasn't drunk or high... I was sick and had a fever. My fevers rule, I halucinate sometimes!

Here's something REALLY awesome!! !!!! (like really and truly awesome srsly!!!)
I sometimes go to this page and make some pins.
And about... a month ago I made a pin which said: 'I can has COFFEE?' with a pic of an coffee mugwhatever
And I got this eamil from them about 2 weeks ago

aka, they want the copyright of it... so yeah I accepted it.. I got 10 free pins and 2 free dog tags for it!
totally worth since none of that crap actually really belongs to me: the pic I found on google, and the words are pretty much from 'I can has cheezburger'.
so yeah freeeeee stuff dude

and yes, I'm a little sick right now, my brain is gooooooie!!!

Damn I'm tired right nao. And the surfer dude style.. pulled.. it...off! (heh)
tomorrow I'm thinking about going to school in my maid outfit!!! 8DDD
okay, I'm not THAT stupid, I won't, but it would've be fun though :D
But I will have the maid outfit on the splexious photo!
And hopefully I will get the pictures my friend took with me in surfy durfy!

I will wear my surf shit all day. I'm going to the gym nao akshully

Moahahaha!! So I has the outfit now!! Damn, and the sun is fucking out AND the temperature is on PLUS!!! WOOOH
Almost feels a little bit like summer :DDDD... almost... it's still a little cold (I have to wear 2 pair of tights tomorrow)
One bummer though; I didn't find a necklace with a sharktooth >:

The American Pie movies rule, they've been my amusement this weekend... plus the two days off .

hehe, today I'd figured I could go and buy a hawaii shirt along with some surfing shorts.
Just becasue this little special someone said: You have surfer hair, it would be so funny if you came to school with an surfer outfit.
So I will.
I'm going into town to get the shirt, the shorts, the necklace with a shark tooth and the flippie-floppies. I will indeed make a fool out of myself on wedneseday... though I need a better tan... I'm pale as fuck

... It's not a word but meh. I've been to the Cinema twice this weekend; Watchmen (yesterday) and Kenny Starfighter: Kenny Begins (Today)
Haha, Kenny Starfighter is a very known serie from my childhood (every kid born in sweden pretty much know who Kenny Starfighter is) and he is this dumb blonde galactic 'hero'. He comes from the planet Mylta and his mother and brother Lenny works as hairdressers (and they're just as stupid as Kenny)
The Movie had everything the series had: Bad puns, Kenny's non-existence braincells and some evul dude that everyone on Mylta knows as someone good.
And playing Kenny's brother, Lenny, was Björn Gustafsson, and he actually did it very well.
Nao, I will probably be going around and say 'bolli bolli' all day :D
And those who wants to see this movie... will have to wait about 2 weeks (pre-thingy rules!)

Watchmen, a fucking Great movie. Rorschach and Comedian are my favorites! Even though the first thing that happens is that Blake dies! But you get to know every characters story, that's why the movie is so long (about 2.30 hours)
But you need to know all this, otherwise... Nothing will make that much sense (or sometimes it does), Dr. Manhattan (the blue sparkly dude) you want And need to know what've happened before everything, he's... special... like strange special.
The greatest thing about this movie though is that they all have some part of my thinking (there are so many quotes I could take from both the movie and the comic that would explain how I think)
hah, this entry have taken me about an hour to write!! I kick ass!!
I has picture!!

'It's all just a big fucking joke'

The Comedian (the awesome dude)

Rorschach; Existence is random. Has no pattern save what we imagine after staring at it for too long. No meaning save what we choose to impose. This rudderless world is not shaped by vague metaphysical forces. It is not God who kills the children. Not fate that butchers them or destiny that feeds them to the dogs. It’s us. Only us.

This guy is hawt!! Srsly!! He is!! even though he looks a little like the green goblin...

Snowballing!? No? Me either, but I just found out... It when you give head to a guy and when he ejaculates you spit his semen in to his mouth! Now you now what Snowballing  is...
You sooo didn't want to know hehe

Yah, my mottah has her birffday on friday (the 13th omfg!) and we has bouff her a Wii (+ fit)
and I has to go to the gym tomorrowz and also on sunday (were I has an appointment wiff a trainer, AWESOME I gets fit!)
ANDZ on saturday, I will HOPEFULLY fuck KK ! IF everything goes well that is. Don't call me a slut, I haven't had sex in six months, it suuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuucks.
But I have actually gotten used to it, the not having sex part, it's almost a little relivieng... HOW the FUCK do you spell that word? Impossible dude >: (I've stopped spell checking, it just sucks, I only do that for work)
I am almost actually maybe thinking of going in to celibasi .... uhm okej, fuck I have to check that word up... uh.. Celibacy! (I was really close though right!?)
anyways, yeah, it's a little boring to be addicted to sex (been there done that, 11 times in one day... sooo awesome; the next day so maybe not worth it, still I caught 6 times the day after... soooooooooooooo great... I miss sex so bad)
I just gave you naughty pictures in your head didn't I ? :D *Extremely happy*

Because, My body is your body
I won't tell anybody
If you wanna use my body
go for it yeah
My body is your body
I'm not just anybody
If you wanna use m body
Go for it yeah
Go for it yeeah


Because this song is AWESOME!!!
And I glued it into peoples brains, MOAHAHHA!
But heck, We Are Scientists are pretty damn good
here listen to the song, it sticks to your forehead!
(Oh yeah peddo bear's in it)
NOBODY MOVE, NOBODY GET HURT

Not a really big fan of those, espcially when I today found out someone had started one about me.
Haha, the funny thing is that it went along these lines: I had asked an Mr. E to ask a Mr.A if I could get a one-night stand with said Mr.A.
..... Who starts that kinda thing?!?? xD the bad thing though is that I actually COULD have done that sort of thing! But I wouldn't have asked someone else to get on their knees and beg that person. I can, by any means, do it myself (not go down on my knees.. well maybe if we're in That position, heh)
Anyways, I want to see how this ends, so I won't do anything... I'll just sit back and watch and laugh as they will fail big time!

(In some way I kinda do like rumors)

Alvin and The Chipmunks, hah, this movie was actually better than I thought!
The music was really catchy and I was quite surprised that Matt Gruebler (Criminal Minds) played the voice of Simon (The brainy one Of Course)
But I do recomend this movie, espcially when you're on a sugar high or something resembling, than you will pretty much be cracking... if you have my sense of humour (big hence, dude)

ALAS I HAS TO BUY WEED FOR N-T!

Yep!! I went to the gym today!!!
man I gotta say, it was more giving than sex! :D I loved it!!
I'm going again on friday... oh no wait.. Watchmen is premiering then... oh fuck nooo!!!!
WATCHMEN!!! AWHH GOD FUCK!

Disaster Movie... :D
let's just say, the ending song is Awesome!

Sing along ;D

Today we watched a little film about the second World War.
While I really find the subject interesting I also find it horrifying.
It is indeed horrible and when our teacher told us about what some doctors did do jewish children (many twins) I (1) wanted to clamp my hands over my ears, (2) I wanted to scream and (3) I wanted to cry.
It made my gut wrench. The human being is a really bad creature and I think we never should've been made in the first place. I can't control the little thing called evolution though but (And NO God doesn't exist in my opinoin, just some hullabalula made up by some psykopath holy dumbfuck) at least we could have all gotten a thing called Moral!?
We all do have that little thing, just some have it turned upside-down.
And it pisses me off. That someone can cut up a pregnant women, take her child out, see for how long she survives with her belly open... without morfin or anyother drug.
It is not human. And no one did anything to stop it all. People just walked by and talked on as if nothing happened (well, they didn't know about the experiments but they did know about the camps where they killed humans).
I know there's nothing I can do now, but I just can't (and don't want to) believe that someone gave out these orders as if saying: milk a cow.
I think people shouldn't exist. We only do bad in this world, NOTHING good comes out of us, and I really mean this.

Today mah brotah tuurrrns 19!
And I has to make ze cake... My Poe is here beside me <:

Nao let's go panta does bottles !

uhuhuhu, I has coffee <3 (paper towls are though not as good as real filters)

Something horrible has happened... THE COFFEE FILTERS ARE GONE!! = NO COFFWEE TOMORROWZ!

Nils-Thomas attacked me >:
He gets grumpy when hungry.

I has science to hand in today... I'm not done though (I have for once started doing it early, I just haven't finished it)
And it's really hard to do some good quality work.

But nao I'm done!!!!

Yes my friends... I FINALLY GOT THE BOOK!
Damn! It've been delayed by like a week !! In my world that's a lot !
Anyways, here it is

It was actually pretty expensive for a pocket and it isn't very many pages (a little less than 200).
But it is still Awesome! :D
We all know the first article, It's been known for ages:
ARTICLE 1
Bros before ho's.


This precious little darling book I will bring to school on some occasions to simply flash it off!
Naah, I'm kidding, I will read it thouroghly and pick on whoever breaks the bro code!!
I'm keeping an eye on you >.O~

School is rough maaan!!
I got pizza from me friends after school!!!
And I think I've read thee most awesomest poems... EVER!!!
And I'm still laughing about that little insdent when I wrote to someone For someone, ehehe.
'jo, mitt bajs'
aaah... that line... it'll be stuck and used forever! :D

I bouff fishy food for Fishie today!
And sum people wanted to see him so I had a few over to lookie at him todayz! :D

Nao I has downloaded sum hentai to watchiie!

WTF is it with me and guys from Chile!?
.. uhm.. Let's start over!
I was together with Alexis and he was from Chile.
Yesterday my family and I went to a restaurant, and our waiter was from Chile (not that I asked, but serisously, when you've fucked one, you know when people is from Chile) and I practically drooled over the table.
Why are they hot!?.. well not all of them are hot. But I have a hard time falling for swedish guys. They're.. either arrogant or pussies, or too young and you feel like a pedophile
I like the... childish type. That do things that are just extremely stupid JUST for laughs!
It makes me a little hot.
I also like the little shy type, not too shy but a little. Like K.K was :D
But I hate people that think they're something when they're not. When they think they're real big and tough and want to beat the crap out of everything without a purpose. And call you a bitch just because you don't want to sleep with them!!!! *CoughreferringtosomeoneCough*

Tomorrow I have to remeber to buy food to Nils!

I think I'm in love :D
Thise serie is like awesome!! Even if I'm a little slow with start watching it :D
DSM is awesome :'3 even if it's a drama one, I love it!
Just after 2 episodes... meh.

I bought this movie the other day: Hot Rod.
I laughed my ass off! xD It's the dudes from The Lonley Island! :D
Speaking of which, I have to look if there's some fanfiction slash with those guys xD
That would be sufper awfsum :3

Today I had the idéa to take porny pictures with my friend... that Idea doens't sound so .. appealing right now.
Nils-Thomas is way too young to watch those kinda things!! I have to keep him sane!!!
So maybe I should give KK (Konsum killen) a call and ask if he wanna fuck.
I have the convo all in my head! :D
I just need the guts to actually call!
Butt I think I'll just watch Dirty Sexy Money instead!