U underage
Yeah I got to experience my very first 'håltimme' (don't have a word for that in english akshully, hole hour? xD) and the school day ended earlier moahaha!
Though my plans for the rest of the day... is kinda... non existent... I will spend this evening with.. my parents...
And I will shoot myself... okey no I won't, but I'm really bored
Though my plans for the rest of the day... is kinda... non existent... I will spend this evening with.. my parents...
And I will shoot myself... okey no I won't, but I'm really bored
trains..
I hate trains. I hate people that are on trains too.
I hate it when you really run to catch the train but you miss it just because people walking off the train are blocking the way to the doors and they are walking soooooo slow and the doors then get time to close.
Like wtf, if you see someone runing can't your brain Then figure out that maybe oh this person wants to catch this train that is about to leave, hmm, maybe I should move out of the waaaaay... NAH!!
And then the drivers of the train, You bang on the door for them to open and they just look at you ... for 10 seconds and then steps inside their little cabin fuck thingy and drives away... GODDAMN FUCKTARDS!!! Yes I am pissed.
Because this haven't just happened once or twice... it've happened more like 40 fucking times! And no, I am NOT exaggerating, I am actually underdoing it!
If people could just.... GAH!!!
Though if I were the dude who drove the train... I would close the doors infront of everyones faces, just to laugh my ass off, hehe. But then of course open them just when they're starting a fit . huhu
I hate it when you really run to catch the train but you miss it just because people walking off the train are blocking the way to the doors and they are walking soooooo slow and the doors then get time to close.
Like wtf, if you see someone runing can't your brain Then figure out that maybe oh this person wants to catch this train that is about to leave, hmm, maybe I should move out of the waaaaay... NAH!!
And then the drivers of the train, You bang on the door for them to open and they just look at you ... for 10 seconds and then steps inside their little cabin fuck thingy and drives away... GODDAMN FUCKTARDS!!! Yes I am pissed.
Because this haven't just happened once or twice... it've happened more like 40 fucking times! And no, I am NOT exaggerating, I am actually underdoing it!
If people could just.... GAH!!!
Though if I were the dude who drove the train... I would close the doors infront of everyones faces, just to laugh my ass off, hehe. But then of course open them just when they're starting a fit . huhu
Oh nursee...
Right now I'm dressed up to my teeth as a maid... and I've cummed to the conclusion that I cannot walk in high heels... At all!
I'm like a wobbiling alcoholic on his barefeet!
I will surely fall today and it will huurt
I'm like a wobbiling alcoholic on his barefeet!
I will surely fall today and it will huurt
Advantage
I was thinking aboat going to the HQ tomorrow and get , oh I don't know, like 2-3 kilo of candy for thursday (you know, valborg... or walpurgis Night, haha, as it apperently is in english) and friday.
Even though I don't like candy myself I like to think about others.... like.. once in a while...
And yeah, I won't drink so much this time... last year... is just... black... can't remember jack, and that is pretty good, since I've heard what happened.. ehehe (I don't function tooooo well with Just 'clean' vodka poured down my throat (I almost think someone was trying to posion me or something). Beer it is for me)
And on Friday it's a party at my place, somewhat of a celebration for my 17th birthday, kinda.
And btw, does anyone have a Feather duster? (dammvippa, duuuh) Need one for wednesday
Even though I don't like candy myself I like to think about others.... like.. once in a while...
And yeah, I won't drink so much this time... last year... is just... black... can't remember jack, and that is pretty good, since I've heard what happened.. ehehe (I don't function tooooo well with Just 'clean' vodka poured down my throat (I almost think someone was trying to posion me or something). Beer it is for me)
And on Friday it's a party at my place, somewhat of a celebration for my 17th birthday, kinda.
And btw, does anyone have a Feather duster? (dammvippa, duuuh) Need one for wednesday
aow
Really Aooww... My knee hurt really bad now and I have to go to school... in shorts because pants would rub against it... it's cold... And I will so chase you down with this disgusting looking thing and you will NOT get away (moahahaha)
But seriously, it really hurts
But seriously, it really hurts
It kinda hurts a little
Got my knee bandage up with compressors.... it had started to turn a little yellow... PUS!!! :D
It hurts to walk. But it's something you get used to once you start bending ove-... bending your knee.
And because of the 'bandage' I can't straighten out my knee because then it doesn't touch my knee.... can't explain it really... kneeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee....
last night I talked with a sperm for over 3 hours (almost 4), and now her voice is stuck in my head when she read capshuns out loud. And everytime I now see those pictures I hear her say them in that monotone way!
It hurts to walk. But it's something you get used to once you start bending ove-... bending your knee.
And because of the 'bandage' I can't straighten out my knee because then it doesn't touch my knee.... can't explain it really... kneeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee....
last night I talked with a sperm for over 3 hours (almost 4), and now her voice is stuck in my head when she read capshuns out loud. And everytime I now see those pictures I hear her say them in that monotone way!
blog
Dr. Horrible's Sing-Along Blog.... hmm.... see it. If you like Neil Patrick Harris (Barney Stinson) and Musicals.
Yeah, it's a 40 min long 'movie'. It started out kinda hilarious and ended kinda sad...
Donno what to say about it.... I'm... ehm... stunned... or whatever...
Gotta take a shower
Yeah, it's a 40 min long 'movie'. It started out kinda hilarious and ended kinda sad...
Donno what to say about it.... I'm... ehm... stunned... or whatever...
Gotta take a shower
my spidey senses are tingeling
When the Spider-Man movies first came out you were kinda like: OH MY GOD THIS KICKS ASS!
Now, a few years later, it's almost kinda lame... not the actuall movie, but the lines... they're horrible and... Gay
they're good actors and say the lines well, but damn... they can't make 'em un-gay.
Though my favorite scene is when Venom ties Spider-Man up in his web and sits riiiiight on his pelvis .. hehe, more delicously gay than that you can't get (though this is the goooooood kinda gay)
But I still doooo like the movies... or mostly the fighting scenes... sometimes they say good things... I don't like Mary Jane,, she's such a goddamn fucking pussy!!! ''uuuh, my life sucks, don't try and help me though, you don't understand anything even if you've been through this yourself, I'm dying but I don't need you, blah blah blah'' Gawd! Eat my shit and die you little... Bitch! hrrrm..
And apperently there's a Spider-Man 4 in the making! I really hope the villains will be either the Lizard or Carnage or both. (Carnage ftw!) And I hope M.J dies -.- and they have something better to say than 'help me' and 'I don't need you' and all that other shit.
And what will happen now that Harry's dead? will he arise from the dead? Kill Spider-Man once and for all?
Will Spider-Man turn out to be gay?
Find out in Spider-Man 4 cumming your way in 2011!
Now, a few years later, it's almost kinda lame... not the actuall movie, but the lines... they're horrible and... Gay
they're good actors and say the lines well, but damn... they can't make 'em un-gay.
Though my favorite scene is when Venom ties Spider-Man up in his web and sits riiiiight on his pelvis .. hehe, more delicously gay than that you can't get (though this is the goooooood kinda gay)
But I still doooo like the movies... or mostly the fighting scenes... sometimes they say good things... I don't like Mary Jane,, she's such a goddamn fucking pussy!!! ''uuuh, my life sucks, don't try and help me though, you don't understand anything even if you've been through this yourself, I'm dying but I don't need you, blah blah blah'' Gawd! Eat my shit and die you little... Bitch! hrrrm..
And apperently there's a Spider-Man 4 in the making! I really hope the villains will be either the Lizard or Carnage or both. (Carnage ftw!) And I hope M.J dies -.- and they have something better to say than 'help me' and 'I don't need you' and all that other shit.
And what will happen now that Harry's dead? will he arise from the dead? Kill Spider-Man once and for all?
Will Spider-Man turn out to be gay?
Find out in Spider-Man 4 cumming your way in 2011!
I'ma bust a cap in yo knee!
I have to say that Sushi is not so good when you're hungover. I almost barfed it all up today (y)
So I haven't really eaten a lot today, and my knee hurt so bad, because I fell hard on the sandy beach yesterday (and they all tried to wash it with sea water)
The movie Grind is effingly the greatest movie ever!!!! awesome music, hot boys and skateboarding! What more could you want? :D
So I haven't really eaten a lot today, and my knee hurt so bad, because I fell hard on the sandy beach yesterday (and they all tried to wash it with sea water)
The movie Grind is effingly the greatest movie ever!!!! awesome music, hot boys and skateboarding! What more could you want? :D
Dude, Where's my phone?
Last night was... crazy god damn!
I had the hardest time trying to get a hero to get in the system before it closed, and 2 minutes before closing time he came and saved the night!
I kinda maybe got a little to drunk last night and yeah well I lost my phone... sad moment really, and I'm pissed at myself.
anyways, I had fun nontheless. Met this very nice guy, that I touched.... a lot.... a lot. hehe, he was like very well trained, no such thing as 'lovehandles' there, moahaha.
I put my hand down his pocket and then he held my hand (like entwined our fingers, hehe, faggish I know, But I'z a girl I can!)
Though I forgot his name all the time, and now I'm on a searching spree to try and find him! Kinda hard when you don't know the persons last name, shitwhore >:
I should've asked for his number. I always think of the good stuff to ask Afterwards.
And I won't really be reachable for a good month, since my phone is gone (and now locked down and never useable again) and I don't have money for a new one at the moment since I have to pay for a trip.
I'll go old fashion and send you a homing pidgeon (Y)
I had the hardest time trying to get a hero to get in the system before it closed, and 2 minutes before closing time he came and saved the night!
I kinda maybe got a little to drunk last night and yeah well I lost my phone... sad moment really, and I'm pissed at myself.
anyways, I had fun nontheless. Met this very nice guy, that I touched.... a lot.... a lot. hehe, he was like very well trained, no such thing as 'lovehandles' there, moahaha.
I put my hand down his pocket and then he held my hand (like entwined our fingers, hehe, faggish I know, But I'z a girl I can!)
Though I forgot his name all the time, and now I'm on a searching spree to try and find him! Kinda hard when you don't know the persons last name, shitwhore >:
I should've asked for his number. I always think of the good stuff to ask Afterwards.
And I won't really be reachable for a good month, since my phone is gone (and now locked down and never useable again) and I don't have money for a new one at the moment since I have to pay for a trip.
I'll go old fashion and send you a homing pidgeon (Y)
Fartface
Gawd, someone really can't shut up!!
I don't like it when strange scary people likes me, and have dyslexi and can't really speak... and are overly fat
srsly, sometimes fat people are really scary! And they Know it! which makes 'em even more scarier!!
Blech!
Meh... today we had nationell test in maths.... it was scary... it was about kittehs and big kittehs and kitteh rapes and addition and scary fat people!
And I had to do some extra art afterwards, and so nao I will getz G in art ... or hopefully VG! YEAH!!
hehe, I got my passport today (Y)
I don't like it when strange scary people likes me, and have dyslexi and can't really speak... and are overly fat
srsly, sometimes fat people are really scary! And they Know it! which makes 'em even more scarier!!
Blech!
Meh... today we had nationell test in maths.... it was scary... it was about kittehs and big kittehs and kitteh rapes and addition and scary fat people!
And I had to do some extra art afterwards, and so nao I will getz G in art ... or hopefully VG! YEAH!!
hehe, I got my passport today (Y)
FUDGE!
I Stretched my rib!!! WTF!!!!! Gawd, the pain!!
Uranus
who thought that it would be a Reeeeeeeeeeeeaaallly good idea to name a planet URANUS!??
And a town in the us MIANUS!
There must've been a real pervert amongst the astro dudes... and the other astro dudes weren't so clever... and neither were the towns people.
First of May, the premiere of X-Men Origins: Wolverine <3 I have to seez it!!!!!
Also, they've made Dragonball into a movie... and not an animated movie.... I saw the comercial some time ago... and man will that movie SUCK! They haven't gotten ANYTHING RIGHT!
They have Goku... without a tail... somehow they got that there was 7 people making the Dragonballs.... when it was only God (piccolo, you know), and Bulma looks like a total fag whore... They've ruined DB >:
Fuckers, never ever make a non-animated movie of an anime/manga, you won't succed!!!
Transformers is an exception. (Rip Jazz <3)
And a town in the us MIANUS!
There must've been a real pervert amongst the astro dudes... and the other astro dudes weren't so clever... and neither were the towns people.
First of May, the premiere of X-Men Origins: Wolverine <3 I have to seez it!!!!!
Also, they've made Dragonball into a movie... and not an animated movie.... I saw the comercial some time ago... and man will that movie SUCK! They haven't gotten ANYTHING RIGHT!
They have Goku... without a tail... somehow they got that there was 7 people making the Dragonballs.... when it was only God (piccolo, you know), and Bulma looks like a total fag whore... They've ruined DB >:
Fuckers, never ever make a non-animated movie of an anime/manga, you won't succed!!!
Transformers is an exception. (Rip Jazz <3)
ICE CREAM MAN!!!
YEAH!!! I really like the new Ice cream truck guy. Damn, was that boy cute!
Wednesdays are now officially the day I stay home after school and wait for the Ice Cream Truck!!!!
He looked a little like a young Pete Doherty (just lesser drug abused)
also, the nipple twist war is still going on, and I can't join it >: I didn't even touch creamys nipple before he started to writh in Pain! MOAHAHAHA.
Naah, he's just somewhat of a pussyfag.
nontheless, next wednesday we have the spexilous photo :D I am going to be a maid no matter what other people say!
No effing Harry-Potter-nerd-herd fagging.
I want a sexy theme!!!!! Like, me a maid, someone a school girl, guys could be pimps or you know... just be hawt...
And it shouldn't be hookers, because they just look worn out, you know (they're scabbish)
Yeah.... well, it should be sorta kinda like fetish theme... I think. I want ...
anyways, I just bought some handcuffs for friday, they have red fluff :3
Wednesdays are now officially the day I stay home after school and wait for the Ice Cream Truck!!!!
He looked a little like a young Pete Doherty (just lesser drug abused)
also, the nipple twist war is still going on, and I can't join it >: I didn't even touch creamys nipple before he started to writh in Pain! MOAHAHAHA.
Naah, he's just somewhat of a pussyfag.
nontheless, next wednesday we have the spexilous photo :D I am going to be a maid no matter what other people say!
No effing Harry-Potter-nerd-herd fagging.
I want a sexy theme!!!!! Like, me a maid, someone a school girl, guys could be pimps or you know... just be hawt...
And it shouldn't be hookers, because they just look worn out, you know (they're scabbish)
Yeah.... well, it should be sorta kinda like fetish theme... I think. I want ...
anyways, I just bought some handcuffs for friday, they have red fluff :3
The D-Days
Fridays have offically become 'The D-Day'. It's a day for us to get a little... Extra dirty!
And on this particularly friday, I thought I should go all out and dress up as something sexy, preferably as a school Girl with handcuffs.
Also, just becuase I know this reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeally awesome person, The Mog (hehe Final Fantasy), she made me mention her here... she's my wrestling donkey bud!
And damn that girl can do HARD High fives (I couldn't feel my hand once)
She is hard not to like :')
.... HAHAHAHAAHA!!! GAY SPEECH!!! Anyways, The Mog is AWESOME!!! !!!!
And on this particularly friday, I thought I should go all out and dress up as something sexy, preferably as a school Girl with handcuffs.
Also, just becuase I know this reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeally awesome person, The Mog (hehe Final Fantasy), she made me mention her here... she's my wrestling donkey bud!
And damn that girl can do HARD High fives (I couldn't feel my hand once)
She is hard not to like :')
.... HAHAHAHAAHA!!! GAY SPEECH!!! Anyways, The Mog is AWESOME!!! !!!!
homo... hehe
Homo Erectus, hehe... I can't breath xD
u has mail
sooooo, it turns out I has approximatley 8 readers on this blogg... intresting....
porn and butterflies
mmm yes, it's just like the title say.
Today was a great day in school. A lot of free soft gay porn... well softporn is always free.. but we're talking fre LIVE soft porn!!
I drooled. It was hot, indeed!!!
If only my phone had a videocamera I would've taped it haaaaah.
While on the subject of recording stuff, I wanted so badly to film the Nipple twist war going on today <3 but my phone didn't have that feature >: so I could only take a picture.
LONG LIVE NIPPLE TWIST WARS AND FREE LIVE GAY PORN!!! HURRAY! <33
Today was a great day in school. A lot of free soft gay porn... well softporn is always free.. but we're talking fre LIVE soft porn!!
I drooled. It was hot, indeed!!!
If only my phone had a videocamera I would've taped it haaaaah.
While on the subject of recording stuff, I wanted so badly to film the Nipple twist war going on today <3 but my phone didn't have that feature >: so I could only take a picture.
LONG LIVE NIPPLE TWIST WARS AND FREE LIVE GAY PORN!!! HURRAY! <33
to the third batch
yeah, I kinda know every pokémon from first to third batch... the fourth.. I know some..
that was not what I was gonna write about xD
and nao I forgot what it was..... uhmm... Yeah!! I made buttons 2 days ago and they arrived today :D
There's one that is super awesome!!!! It's the smiley the Comedian have in his last moment :D
So awesome!!
Right nao I'm really up for some sushi!!!!! So I will get some!! BYE FUCKERS >:D
that was not what I was gonna write about xD
and nao I forgot what it was..... uhmm... Yeah!! I made buttons 2 days ago and they arrived today :D
There's one that is super awesome!!!! It's the smiley the Comedian have in his last moment :D
So awesome!!
Right nao I'm really up for some sushi!!!!! So I will get some!! BYE FUCKERS >:D
Whiplash
Had a little celebration (time common! let's celebrate yeah) today with my cousins.
I made a delicoius cake, with chocolate cakelayer, chocolate pudding with daim and whipped cream mixed with some cacao. It is a lot of chocolate yes, but god so fucking great!!!
My grandma made it for my birthday and so I had to make it myself :D (hahahahahahahahahhahahaha, is this some fucking baking blog? with recipies? xD I think I might die laguhing)
Back on track, I got a cd.... with Kevin Borg... I have no frickin clue as to WHY I got that cd!
The guy is hot yes, and he sings very well... but his music is not .... my style completley.... maybe like 1/4 but... no
So I will just stare at the record and admire the fine young boy on the cover :')
Also, I'm actually planning to have two parties.... one with the nerd herd and another one with the Cool Crew ;)
becasue I'm cool like that :D
I made a delicoius cake, with chocolate cakelayer, chocolate pudding with daim and whipped cream mixed with some cacao. It is a lot of chocolate yes, but god so fucking great!!!
My grandma made it for my birthday and so I had to make it myself :D (hahahahahahahahahhahahaha, is this some fucking baking blog? with recipies? xD I think I might die laguhing)
Back on track, I got a cd.... with Kevin Borg... I have no frickin clue as to WHY I got that cd!
The guy is hot yes, and he sings very well... but his music is not .... my style completley.... maybe like 1/4 but... no
So I will just stare at the record and admire the fine young boy on the cover :')
Also, I'm actually planning to have two parties.... one with the nerd herd and another one with the Cool Crew ;)
becasue I'm cool like that :D
choices choices..
I am greatly bored! I ate ice cream with whipped cream, meringue (maräng), chocolate sauce and some choco sticks...
And I didn't wanna eat it from a bowl, but from a little special girls body ;)
But I had to go with the bowl since that girl is on a chicky-flicky-dinner :(
Also, I'm currently listeneing to music, but at the same time I want to watch HIMYM... but I want the music to still play... and it would just clash badly, and I don't wanna choose!!!
I HAS PROBLEMS!!!!!!!
And I can't play GHTW because me parents are using the tv! FUCK ME!!!
I has nothing to doooooooooooooo!!!!!
And I didn't wanna eat it from a bowl, but from a little special girls body ;)
But I had to go with the bowl since that girl is on a chicky-flicky-dinner :(
Also, I'm currently listeneing to music, but at the same time I want to watch HIMYM... but I want the music to still play... and it would just clash badly, and I don't wanna choose!!!
I HAS PROBLEMS!!!!!!!
And I can't play GHTW because me parents are using the tv! FUCK ME!!!
I has nothing to doooooooooooooo!!!!!
ring riiing
I just bought me a new phone. It sucks a little.... it's slow and there're buttons that I want on it but aren't! (haha, that sentence made very much sense :D)
and I also lost a lot of numbers (the ones from my school and work), but I still have the same number as before.
on further notes, I want to wrestle with the Sogg again!! Yesterday we wrestled like donkeys!
and I also lost a lot of numbers (the ones from my school and work), but I still have the same number as before.
on further notes, I want to wrestle with the Sogg again!! Yesterday we wrestled like donkeys!
work!
YES!!!!! I SO GOT IN TO MY FIRST CHOICE OF GYMNASIUM!!!!!! I CAN'T DESCRIBE IT!!! I IS JUST BLARGH!!! :DD
mohohohooo!! My phone is broken though and that kinda sucks, it works, but the screen goes black, it stops everything and etc.
I've dropped it to many times :3
Also, we had a BBQ today... not with my fuckschool this time though, but with my 'new' school.
To say the least... it sucked. I was bored out of my mind I took a trip into the woods and pretended I was a beer. True story.
The only fun thing was mocking the two ''lovebirds''!! Haha, their awkard scilences.. SPOKE TO ME!!!
RIght now I want to become so drunk I will do the donkey punch with you!
Tomorrow... look for a dress to prom... just as boring as it sounds!!
Nerd Herd vs. Cool Crew!
mohohohooo!! My phone is broken though and that kinda sucks, it works, but the screen goes black, it stops everything and etc.
I've dropped it to many times :3
Also, we had a BBQ today... not with my fuckschool this time though, but with my 'new' school.
To say the least... it sucked. I was bored out of my mind I took a trip into the woods and pretended I was a beer. True story.
The only fun thing was mocking the two ''lovebirds''!! Haha, their awkard scilences.. SPOKE TO ME!!!
RIght now I want to become so drunk I will do the donkey punch with you!
Tomorrow... look for a dress to prom... just as boring as it sounds!!
Nerd Herd vs. Cool Crew!
You really got me going
OH YEAAAH!!! I made 10 buttons and 2 dogtags!!! With the price of 270 crowns!!!
But since I had a cupone, it got reduced by 240!
So I only payed 30kr for the hole load ;D I RULE!! xD
But since I had a cupone, it got reduced by 240!
So I only payed 30kr for the hole load ;D I RULE!! xD
Results
I'm not in the greatest of states right now, I have terrible mood swings that take me from incredibly Happydappy to horrible depressed.
It's not so much fun, and it means I won't be as active on here as long as these swings keep going. I will hopefully write when I am in my happydappy state (YES I HAS MADE A NEW WORD ONCE A-FUCKING-GAIN :D)
(Oh and yeah, it doesn't help when I try and priorate my homework and skip guitar lessons and my guitar teacher gets pissed off that I want to succed in school!)
Off wiff ya champs, I has a science lab to make!!! hehe, and just to brag, I and my lab partner today ROCKED!!! we finished EVERY motor AND made them SPIN!!!! IN YOUR FUCKING FACES!!! >:D (haha, happydappy :D)
It's not so much fun, and it means I won't be as active on here as long as these swings keep going. I will hopefully write when I am in my happydappy state (YES I HAS MADE A NEW WORD ONCE A-FUCKING-GAIN :D)
(Oh and yeah, it doesn't help when I try and priorate my homework and skip guitar lessons and my guitar teacher gets pissed off that I want to succed in school!)
Off wiff ya champs, I has a science lab to make!!! hehe, and just to brag, I and my lab partner today ROCKED!!! we finished EVERY motor AND made them SPIN!!!! IN YOUR FUCKING FACES!!! >:D (haha, happydappy :D)
BANG BANG!
HAHA!! I soooo do not rule at the drums on Guitar hero!! xD I suck so badly!! .. well doesn't mean I'm THAT Bad in bed though!!!
While on the thread of sex, goddamn people were horny today!!! It was like being in heaven or something!! But my bell didn't really work >: (and why the fuck am I writing like I'm drunk? I can't spell O_O I'm not in the moode of changiong anything nao)
Today have been a great day, I've gotten to controls to the wii, though I need one more! Wich I told my dad but he wouldn't listen, poop face >=( So in order to play a whole band I need one more conrtol, but at least you can play two! :D
Like Guitar and drums :3
And I can't sing!!! AT ALL!!! darn, I lost very fast on expert (not that it wasn't unexpected but) haha, I sing very ... falslie xD
Amercian Idol next? :D
While on the thread of sex, goddamn people were horny today!!! It was like being in heaven or something!! But my bell didn't really work >: (and why the fuck am I writing like I'm drunk? I can't spell O_O I'm not in the moode of changiong anything nao)
Today have been a great day, I've gotten to controls to the wii, though I need one more! Wich I told my dad but he wouldn't listen, poop face >=( So in order to play a whole band I need one more conrtol, but at least you can play two! :D
Like Guitar and drums :3
And I can't sing!!! AT ALL!!! darn, I lost very fast on expert (not that it wasn't unexpected but) haha, I sing very ... falslie xD
Amercian Idol next? :D
bahbehquh
mmmyes, yesterday we roasted marshmallows and hotdogs!
And we drank rom/coke and... something else I don't know!
Nothing much happened, I got one kiss as a present
we ate, drank, listened to my awesome music and talked.
That's about it....
uhm... yeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaah...
And we drank rom/coke and... something else I don't know!
Nothing much happened, I got one kiss as a present
we ate, drank, listened to my awesome music and talked.
That's about it....
uhm... yeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaah...
Paaaaaaaaaaaint!!!!!
I am booooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooored, yes!
I'm waiting for the clock to turn 3 so I can go and meet up some people and get this party started!!!
My birthday paintings are up on the wall :D They're hawt!!!! Like Reaaally hawt!!!
They're made by an artist called Miss Tigri. She have an... unique way to paint really!!
she paints somewhat half naked girls ;D
This is an example! :D I couldn't find the ones that I have on google, and it just gets shitty if I take pictures of 'em, but, here's a Miss Tigri painting :D
I'm waiting for the clock to turn 3 so I can go and meet up some people and get this party started!!!
My birthday paintings are up on the wall :D They're hawt!!!! Like Reaaally hawt!!!
They're made by an artist called Miss Tigri. She have an... unique way to paint really!!
she paints somewhat half naked girls ;D
This is an example! :D I couldn't find the ones that I have on google, and it just gets shitty if I take pictures of 'em, but, here's a Miss Tigri painting :D
Fucking daycare
two days ago when I worked for the last time this week... I forgetted my pilot glasses in one of the stores... I am very sad, even though they only costed 80 kr (like what, 8-7 bucks!?)
But they were mine, and very special to me >: it's like I've lost my greatest love!!!! D'': </\\\/3
But they were mine, and very special to me >: it's like I've lost my greatest love!!!! D'': </\\\/3
Pet Sematary
(I don't have any good catch phrases right now, so the entry title sucks, but it's a great book!)
I'm bored, and in this incompetent moment I just remebered that someone had promised me Birthday Sex!!!
Someone is going to give me that on tuesday!!! And if not, I will fucking rape him!!!!!
I'm kinda tired now... my bell have been ringing... but that's what's happen when you read porno novels/mangas :D
I have to write my Egg Drop Evaluation ... >:
RIGHT!!!! I HAVEN'T TOLD ABOUT MY BELL :DDD
I got it as a birthday present from my great bro's from Gothenburg!!
It's a Ring For Sex bell!!! :D It is so awesome!!!
One ring for Ready Now!
Two rings for Be Quick!
Three rings for Desperate!!
The bad thing though is that you can't ring it once, cause it bounces and rings Twice!!!
I'm bored, and in this incompetent moment I just remebered that someone had promised me Birthday Sex!!!
Someone is going to give me that on tuesday!!! And if not, I will fucking rape him!!!!!
I'm kinda tired now... my bell have been ringing... but that's what's happen when you read porno novels/mangas :D
I have to write my Egg Drop Evaluation ... >:
RIGHT!!!! I HAVEN'T TOLD ABOUT MY BELL :DDD
I got it as a birthday present from my great bro's from Gothenburg!!
It's a Ring For Sex bell!!! :D It is so awesome!!!
One ring for Ready Now!
Two rings for Be Quick!
Three rings for Desperate!!
The bad thing though is that you can't ring it once, cause it bounces and rings Twice!!!
Happy Birthday!
Yeah, I got lots of presents yesterday!
I got 2 paintings for my walls that are naked!
40 pounds to spend i London :D
and Guitar Hero World Tour for Wii
Though GH for Wii SUCKS!!! You have to buy extra remotes for the guitars and drums to actually be able to play with them, and you have to have 2 controls to play together (you can't just play 1 guitar and singer)
Real rip off !
BUT! It's a really great game, dispite the flaws from Nintendo! (I do love nintendo, but they screwed up really big this time)
On other notes, me and the gays from my old fuck school will have a small BBQ in one of the parks here, to celebrate me.
I will only 'invite' them to that, and then have some sort of party with my 'new school'.
Sounds strange but... uh.. yeah, I want to be ale to drink and party with everyone, and I don't have such a place where Everyone could squeeze together!
Also, I want presents from everyone xD!
Buy me a cheap present, prefferably something with pokémon!!!! :'D... or sex >;D
I got 2 paintings for my walls that are naked!
40 pounds to spend i London :D
and Guitar Hero World Tour for Wii
Though GH for Wii SUCKS!!! You have to buy extra remotes for the guitars and drums to actually be able to play with them, and you have to have 2 controls to play together (you can't just play 1 guitar and singer)
Real rip off !
BUT! It's a really great game, dispite the flaws from Nintendo! (I do love nintendo, but they screwed up really big this time)
On other notes, me and the gays from my old fuck school will have a small BBQ in one of the parks here, to celebrate me.
I will only 'invite' them to that, and then have some sort of party with my 'new school'.
Sounds strange but... uh.. yeah, I want to be ale to drink and party with everyone, and I don't have such a place where Everyone could squeeze together!
Also, I want presents from everyone xD!
Buy me a cheap present, prefferably something with pokémon!!!! :'D... or sex >;D
brlarp
EASTER IS OVER!! for my part that is! Last day of work today!
My limbs are so fucking sore and I look like I've been abused! I have bruises all over my arms and little cuts here and there.
Yes, it is confirmed: Candy is Evil, it rapes you!
Also, at one of the stores (Arlanda) they sold chocolate eggs, almost like Kinder eggs, just there was a twist to them...
They were Pokémon eggs!!!!!!! So I bought...6 packs in a total (2 yesterday and 4 today)! and there's 3 eggs in each pack, I got some doubles (well, 2 triplets) so... I will probably give them away
OH!! And Jeff dunham! HE ROCKED!!!! FUCK HE WAS GREAT!
I bought (Well okey, I let my friend get to seeJeff for free so I made him buy it for me) 'Guitar Guy's' (Brian Haner) record :D And get this, his son plays the lead guitar in Avenged Sevenfold!! AND The Rev (Jimmy) plays the drums on Brians Album :'D (The Rev is hawt, goddamn!)
Also, people doesn't really seem to know when my birthday is... they have been throwing birthday whises at me this whole week and thinking it was my birthday that day... It is TOMORROW!! S-A-T-U-R-D-A-Y!! The ELVENTH of APRIL (11/4-92)! fuckers! :D
Gief pokémons :"3
My limbs are so fucking sore and I look like I've been abused! I have bruises all over my arms and little cuts here and there.
Yes, it is confirmed: Candy is Evil, it rapes you!
Also, at one of the stores (Arlanda) they sold chocolate eggs, almost like Kinder eggs, just there was a twist to them...
They were Pokémon eggs!!!!!!! So I bought...6 packs in a total (2 yesterday and 4 today)! and there's 3 eggs in each pack, I got some doubles (well, 2 triplets) so... I will probably give them away
OH!! And Jeff dunham! HE ROCKED!!!! FUCK HE WAS GREAT!
I bought (Well okey, I let my friend get to seeJeff for free so I made him buy it for me) 'Guitar Guy's' (Brian Haner) record :D And get this, his son plays the lead guitar in Avenged Sevenfold!! AND The Rev (Jimmy) plays the drums on Brians Album :'D (The Rev is hawt, goddamn!)
Also, people doesn't really seem to know when my birthday is... they have been throwing birthday whises at me this whole week and thinking it was my birthday that day... It is TOMORROW!! S-A-T-U-R-D-A-Y!! The ELVENTH of APRIL (11/4-92)! fuckers! :D
Gief pokémons :"3
The pain...
It feels like my fingers are gonna fall off!
My wrists are like a fucking mongolian dude trying to play twister (They hurt like fuck)
And today is the last day I will work this week! I WANT TO DIE!
Yesterday and the day before that I wanted to scream at the customers that they shouldn't fucking complain and get some cock instead and then give me a gun and shot my brains out.
Can someone tell that I'm pissed and tired? :D Nah, didin't think so :3
Tomorrow is my birthday and I don't want it.... I will just be a moaning heap when eating cake, so it won't be aall that fun... but I'll probably wont get any cake cause I would have to do it myself (and my fingers caaaaan't)
(If you read this in somewhat of an sarcastic and high pitched voice, it will be a little more funnzier :D)
My wrists are like a fucking mongolian dude trying to play twister (They hurt like fuck)
And today is the last day I will work this week! I WANT TO DIE!
Yesterday and the day before that I wanted to scream at the customers that they shouldn't fucking complain and get some cock instead and then give me a gun and shot my brains out.
Can someone tell that I'm pissed and tired? :D Nah, didin't think so :3
Tomorrow is my birthday and I don't want it.... I will just be a moaning heap when eating cake, so it won't be aall that fun... but I'll probably wont get any cake cause I would have to do it myself (and my fingers caaaaan't)
(If you read this in somewhat of an sarcastic and high pitched voice, it will be a little more funnzier :D)
Rise and shine baby
The clock is effing five in the morning, and yesterday we partied like animals (haha not really but) and I am still a little drunk right now, and I've slept for, what? 6 hours!! I should be sober!!
But yesterday was a lot of fun, even though they got busted and lost some booze (but they had plenty left... I guess)
Also, I made a promise to say hello to a guy in school that I almost never talk to, it's a shame that I'm so shy when sober and so social when drunk!
I should be drunk more often! xD
Now I have to finnish my coffee and get dressed, I have to leave for work soon
But yesterday was a lot of fun, even though they got busted and lost some booze (but they had plenty left... I guess)
Also, I made a promise to say hello to a guy in school that I almost never talk to, it's a shame that I'm so shy when sober and so social when drunk!
I should be drunk more often! xD
Now I have to finnish my coffee and get dressed, I have to leave for work soon
Omfg
My kitteh an' house in a few years!
blargh
First off: Happy Birthday bro!
Now, my fingers hurt som much from beating up candy that I can hardly write (I can, but it hurts)
The rest of this week I probably won't be active here. I will pretty much be dead!
I really want to write about saturday but I'm too tired and yeah well.. my finggahs.
..Well we celebrated me and my bro (that's turning 16 today) but my fingers are getting seizures so I can't get into detail.
brains!? :3
Now, my fingers hurt som much from beating up candy that I can hardly write (I can, but it hurts)
The rest of this week I probably won't be active here. I will pretty much be dead!
I really want to write about saturday but I'm too tired and yeah well.. my finggahs.
..Well we celebrated me and my bro (that's turning 16 today) but my fingers are getting seizures so I can't get into detail.
brains!? :3
Easter holiday
Holiday my ASS!! Tomorrow I start working the first day of my 10 hour long 5 day work ...days.. that... sounded.. messy.
But I will work for five days, each day for about 10 hours (I estimate pretty well, it will never be more than 10 hours... I hope)
Working for Candy King is tough (tougher than working at your shitty shift on McDonalds shitface), you never know how long you will be working.
You just work until you're done. And it can take a looooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooong time, especially NOW when it's easter, when People are fucking Inzane!! I am not kidding when I say that people are actually almost stabbing each others eyes out when they're trying to get candy!
It's like working beneath a herd of fricking elephants!!! You'll get trampled!!
I suggest you buy your candy early in the morning because when the clock is 15.00 there'll be nothing left.
I have to go to sleep now, because have to get up at 5.
I hate easter
But I will work for five days, each day for about 10 hours (I estimate pretty well, it will never be more than 10 hours... I hope)
Working for Candy King is tough (tougher than working at your shitty shift on McDonalds shitface), you never know how long you will be working.
You just work until you're done. And it can take a looooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooong time, especially NOW when it's easter, when People are fucking Inzane!! I am not kidding when I say that people are actually almost stabbing each others eyes out when they're trying to get candy!
It's like working beneath a herd of fricking elephants!!! You'll get trampled!!
I suggest you buy your candy early in the morning because when the clock is 15.00 there'll be nothing left.
I have to go to sleep now, because have to get up at 5.
I hate easter
Stand behind the line please
I bought some pilot glasses today! And Damn do I look awesomely cool and a little like a cop in them!
I feel so damn awesome today I am a little tired almost!
It's tiresome to be awesome indeed.
Btw, I'm thinking about starting to write again and actually try and publish something.
It has always been a dream of mine to become a writer!
And yeah well since I have a way with word some people don't have and I really like to write, it's a career I would want to have... on the side of a baking career!
haha! A baking writer! It's a little catchy!
I feel so damn awesome today I am a little tired almost!
It's tiresome to be awesome indeed.
Btw, I'm thinking about starting to write again and actually try and publish something.
It has always been a dream of mine to become a writer!
And yeah well since I have a way with word some people don't have and I really like to write, it's a career I would want to have... on the side of a baking career!
haha! A baking writer! It's a little catchy!
Showwah!
HAHAHA!!! Yesterday I got an little invite to have a few with my pals and a really messy dude.
When the clock was about 4 I was ... half way drunk. the clock was six somewhere in the world!
So we went out to a park... where, apparently, a lot of people drink! I live in this area and I had no idea!
When I'm drunk I get Veeeery social! And I wanted to say hello to the people nearby!
My opener? I found an egg on the ground (intact) and Mr.Rudolf chases me for it and I just have to hide behind the gruop of strangers and we're introduced! I can't rememebr they're names though... I think someone was called Eddie (awesome name) but that's about it.
But then we had to go... because.. uhm.. I don't know but we just had to... and then I went home! Acting sober and went to sleep at like 8 (I was fuck ass tired!)
And now I have to take a shower! I have to buy a giftu for the mixer! and also I have a planned chill day ahead with my awesome bro number 1 and my poop!
When the clock was about 4 I was ... half way drunk. the clock was six somewhere in the world!
So we went out to a park... where, apparently, a lot of people drink! I live in this area and I had no idea!
When I'm drunk I get Veeeery social! And I wanted to say hello to the people nearby!
My opener? I found an egg on the ground (intact) and Mr.Rudolf chases me for it and I just have to hide behind the gruop of strangers and we're introduced! I can't rememebr they're names though... I think someone was called Eddie (awesome name) but that's about it.
But then we had to go... because.. uhm.. I don't know but we just had to... and then I went home! Acting sober and went to sleep at like 8 (I was fuck ass tired!)
And now I have to take a shower! I have to buy a giftu for the mixer! and also I have a planned chill day ahead with my awesome bro number 1 and my poop!
Not too late!
Yeah!!! I finished my book cover yesterday!!! It's so awesome! With a bloody Chimera! (it has blood all over it, it's not A bloody chimera it is actually bloody...)
I really want to actually write this book now!
Disorder! oh yeah!!
I really want to actually write this book now!
Disorder! oh yeah!!
I make a huge mess
I have tons of homework that I want to finish for tomorrow, so I'm skipping guitar practice!
My book is going forward!! For english, I will probably end up actually Finishing the book and try to publish it!
I think some people've noticed that I Really like to say: Poop!
mostly it goes about ''My poop'' ''your poop'' or ''eat my poop''
It's such a funny word :D I don't like the actual stuff, that's nasty!
I have to finish my homework now!!
My book is going forward!! For english, I will probably end up actually Finishing the book and try to publish it!
I think some people've noticed that I Really like to say: Poop!
mostly it goes about ''My poop'' ''your poop'' or ''eat my poop''
It's such a funny word :D I don't like the actual stuff, that's nasty!
I have to finish my homework now!!
April Fools
It's first of April, I forgot... this first of April sucked, because no one joked with me or anyone else >:
Next April fools, you won't even know what hit you, no srsly, it will injure your head to hard you won't wake up for a good five days! :D
Next April fools, you won't even know what hit you, no srsly, it will injure your head to hard you won't wake up for a good five days! :D
Redemption!
'Girls of the Playboy Mansion' is sorta blarring from the living room and I think it was Kendra that said something with the word 'redemption' (I suck at getting out an title)
Yeah, school today, rocked my socks! My Egg Drop thingy crushed 3 eggs in a row!
And to get a good grade I have to write Why it failed Thrice! (I love the word thrice, it sounds so... flawsome (I made that word, it's flawless and awesome put together))
Also, London soon (or not really soon, 2 months is alot) and we're going to see the musical Wicked :D I've actually wanted to see that for quite sometime, because it has fun music *snicker* (haha snickers, yum!)
I went to church today for the first time in like 10 years (the guitar playing thingy doesn't count, they're concerts, not... ehm.. whatever they do in churches), it was like when I was six, and I really miss those times! Singing songs about God (that I don't know anymore), playing games, talking to complete strangers and almost falling asleep on people while someone is playing songs on the piano (a little to loud)
Our childhood is the bestest of times, and you never get it back. There are some things I wish I'd done when I was younger but never got the chance to do (Or was too afraid to do).
I'm still a child, but not a small child, that doesn't know all the bad secrets of the human being.
Well I'm tired now, and I really feel like a zombie.... braaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaiiiiiiinsssss....braaains ... brainssssssssss *Chomp*
Yeah, school today, rocked my socks! My Egg Drop thingy crushed 3 eggs in a row!
And to get a good grade I have to write Why it failed Thrice! (I love the word thrice, it sounds so... flawsome (I made that word, it's flawless and awesome put together))
Also, London soon (or not really soon, 2 months is alot) and we're going to see the musical Wicked :D I've actually wanted to see that for quite sometime, because it has fun music *snicker* (haha snickers, yum!)
I went to church today for the first time in like 10 years (the guitar playing thingy doesn't count, they're concerts, not... ehm.. whatever they do in churches), it was like when I was six, and I really miss those times! Singing songs about God (that I don't know anymore), playing games, talking to complete strangers and almost falling asleep on people while someone is playing songs on the piano (a little to loud)
Our childhood is the bestest of times, and you never get it back. There are some things I wish I'd done when I was younger but never got the chance to do (Or was too afraid to do).
I'm still a child, but not a small child, that doesn't know all the bad secrets of the human being.
Well I'm tired now, and I really feel like a zombie.... braaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaiiiiiiinsssss....braaains ... brainssssssssss *Chomp*
